Remove both these characters entirely from the film

Remove both these characters entirely from the film.

What would change?

Remove the film.

What would change?

People would be less upset about what they did with Luke's character

Unironically nothing.

Apparently they were the worst part. Not are they ugly but they also got shafted into their own subplot that took up like a fourth of the movie.

About 90% of Sup Forums posts

You would still be a kissless virgin

Utterly nothing.

They both have the same shitty nose, his is just 3 times larger.

the audience wouldn't be full of niggers and chinks

It does. They come up with a plan to hack into the Star Destroyer to stop it from tracking them, but to do that they need to get some guy called the Master Codebreaker to do so, so they go to this other planet where there's a casino and not!horseracing, cause utter chaos, give a kid a ring with the Rebel insignia on it, then they end up escaping with Benicio Del Toro cause he's like "I fucking got this I'll hack into the Star Destroyer for you", then they end up in the Star Destroyer SOMEHOW (I can't actually remember how that happens, they just end up there in officer suits after they disable a shield and no one notices them), then they try to hack into the tracking thing, and the First Order shows up, and it turns out it was all a giant ruse.

Fuck this movie

The entire third act of the movie was a direct result of their actions.

Without them, no mutiny, no hyperspace attack, the rebels would have escaped scot free actually so no final scene. Just because their mission failed doesn't mean they didn't effect the plot. They were a huge negative to the rebellion by failing. That said the casino scene was overly long and a bit prequely.

I would however have replaced her with pic related and I would have enjoyed them a lot more.

All the Rebel's scapepods would arrive at the planet and the majority of the rebels wouldn't die.

But you can't outshine Daisy in her own film

Sadly not. Don't want to give us yellow fever bois what we want.

Disney is so racist they're doing segregation inside their own movie. You want diversity, here it is, they have their useless compartment in the movie but don't expect that black dude touching our white feminist icon, it's not happening under Kathleen Kennedy's regime.

Remove Snuke entirely from the films.

What would change?

less diversity. You know we can't have that goy, it would be problematic.

If I'm remembering it right it wasn't a ruse, hacker man just sold them out to save his own skin when they were caught. How they got on the ship is beyond me though

he haxzored their shields or something to slip in

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>implying the chinks will go watch a film which contains niggers and gooks

>they just end up there in officer suits

And nobody wonders how an asian woman and black man became officers? That would be like asians and black spies trying to infiltrate the nazis during WW2.

Why, oh why, instead of using one of the cool staple negroes of Hollywood, have they gotten this gorilla-looking Down's syndrome-faced fuck for the role? And WTF is with the homely chubby asian? 4 billion of them in the world and they couldn't find a hot one?

fucking this. literally nothing changed plot wise. FUCKING MOUSE SHIT RREEEEE.

Remove Episode 4, 5, 6. What changes?

A lot because 7 cant stand on its own.

Out of all the Asians in the world they cast a fat one. Why?

Why?
The Empire is still around. Oh I mean First Order.
So is the Rebellion. Oh I mean the resistance.
Sheev? We have SUPREME LEADER SNOKE now.

What did 4,5,6 achieve?

without 4-6, we never get 1-3, 7-8. r1, solo, etc

>seems like a fair trade.

For you non-Whites out there, I'm going to tell you a secret.
The only thing rich Jews and Whites have more contempt for than you is the White working class and the White middle class.
When they talk about more "representation" and "affirmative action" they have absolutely no intention of affecting the status and success of rich Whites and Jews. No. The people who are to be "rightfully" stepped over to make "amends" for a past they don't understand are White working and middle class people.
But stepped over into what roles you might ask?

Why the roles of lackies and support of course, the jobs White working and middle class people do.
Did you think for a second that "diversity wars" meant that these rich career driven elites were going to just "hand" you major roles, fame, wealth and status?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. No.

The "decline of the White race" that the White and Jewish liberals celebrate is not their own decline. Their families will be very snug and secure in high positions of power, no doubt with White and Asian made robotics at their disposal.
If you guys act up, you will get wiped out.

I hope you guys are enjoying the taste of Jewish and rich White dick right now.
Make sure to go out and kiss the ass of every White rich liberal you can find to show your thanks for the table scraps they threw you. Oh, and buy a porg too.

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Cry some more faggot.

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I wouldnt want to kill myself for one

no more ugly minorities

Dude he is somewhat right these rich people who live in gated communities preach diversity and tolerance but only for the working class. as soon as they experience " diversity'' ie rapes and crimes they freak the fuck out and wonder why bad things happen to them too.

Whole subplot with the kids is removed, and the whole "the rebellion has been reborn" thing.
Of course you could have done that in a different way.

Sup Forums goes back to shitposting about feet cunny and capeshit

It's actually the most Star Wars feeling part of the movie and introduces a great character in DJ, but they have no plot function whatsoever.

user take a breath and step outside for a little bit man, get off the internet for awhile

They don’t understand this and they nevr will. Every single time they’ll get their hopes up.
>das rite chall, we’z duh sturz nao

HAHAHAHA why would I cry? I'm a middle class White guy of working class origins. My kind have been getting sent to do the dirty work of these fuckers for the last few hundred years.
Ever noticed how utterly cynical the British are to rich Whites and Jews?
It's because we understand EXACTLY what we are dealing with. They will allow us to have some nationalism - when they want us to fight a war for them or fix the country after it's been blown up. Beyond that, it's divide and conquer.

It's non-Whites who are going to get the ultimate fucking wakeup call. Political correctness and diversity doesn't happen to "them". They are above accountability.
Ever seen where the rich and powerful live? Four words: Big Gates Armed Guards.
The risks of diversity are things that happen to OTHER people. These people will preach tolerance and get people thrown out of work for voting the wrong political parties or saying the wrong things on twitter while SIMULTANEOUSLY sending White/Jewish soldiers to obliterate non-White countries and shoot Palestinian children.

Enjoy holding the hot towels for your rich White and Jewish overlords boy. And remember to smile.

I like Finn.

Remove Rose please

they should,have switched the sisters around, let the hot one get the screen time and the fat one die in the bomber

Identity politics work very well don’t they? Just force everyone to double down on their dumb bullshit and it’s the ultimate distraction.

These are the posts the self hating cucks make when that simian boyega isn’t the love interest. They’re fucking furious that hideous Rey wasn’t “blacked”.

How dare you, look, i'm Jewish and grew up in a three story mansion, you better not lecture me on hardship.
I went to Eton and write for the Guardian. I got the job over POC because I'm a victim because I am also bisexual and a female.

I'm justified in being a highly paid professional glorified blogger that gets to go on tv to give my crypto-marxist opinions on things because POC are too mentally retarded to speak and write for themselves due to going to crappy state schools for poor people and dirty peasants.
You should thank me.
THANK ME!

Literally nothing. The entire subplot was pointless padding.

There's no such thing as reverse racism so White people don't need identity politics because identity politics and a strong sense of community tend to be more important to poorer people than high flying rich elites that can just fly out of trouble zones whenever their "enrichment" and "progress" goes tits up.
So naturally White people don't need it because I'm rich and all the White people I know are rich and so are all the Jewish people I know too, so that means White people and Jewish people are all rich.
I'm not sheltered because I went on a holiday of self exploration to India.

The majority of humanity throughout history has been working class, and the majority still have it worse off than you. But keep crying you pathetic cunt.

>walk out of cinema
>talking with friend about how shit the movie was
>overhear a group of women walk past us
>"OH MY GOD DID YOU NOTICE HOW ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE WERE WOMEN, THAT'S SO GOOD"

They ain't going to let a girl that descends directly from landed Gentry fuck some working class black guy from London LOL or some smelly fucking latino.
Have you lost your god damn mind?
They will find some rich nigger for him to fuck, that way we've all got what we want.

Rich white and Jewish feminists get to wreck the entire fucking franchise with shitly written characters, we get to demonise white-Nazis and non-Whites get support roles.

Nothing says progress like a Black man throwing a lesbian in a cape off a cliff.

Now say it with me: THANK YOU QUEEN KATHLEEN.

>the force is female

does it mean the whole thing about the father the son and the daughter from clone war is non canon now? because thanks god this shit was stupid as fuck

In the context of 7? They inform you on who the fuck half the cast is and why they're made to feel so important to us in the movie. Do you really think as a standalone film, that long still shot of Harrison Ford saying nostalgically "Chewie, we're home" would have made any sense? Or the whole sequence with Leia? Or Luke? Why is this trash can robot so important? Why is this fucking idiot golden droid babbling about his red arm? Half the damn movie relies on having watched the OT and getting le reference xD, it doesn't achieve anything as its own movie.

>tfw you realise that women have a confirmed stronger in-group bias than men so that there is almost no chance of them ever seeing flaw in their ways.
>THE FORCE IS FEMALE!

>"nigger" 3 results
>"chinks" 2 results

Come on Sup Forums you can do better than this

I'd buy that, but the friend I was talking to about how bad it was has spent the past three hours telling me how much of a piece of shit she thinks the movie is. Even played the "there were no attractive people in this movie wtf"

>The majority of humanity throughout history has been working class,

No they haven't. Western class politics is pretty different to what the rest of the world had.
They had class, sure, but not "working class"

>and the majority still have it worse off than you. But keep crying you pathetic cunt.

They might have it harder than me (how the fuck would you know), but that's 100% nothing to do with me.
It isn't me bombing Palestinians, and it's not me that bricked the South African economy. It's my MY fault that Saudi Arabia is a fucking weird and dangerous place and it isn't my fault that India is full of rapists and people that don't use toilets. Chinas cannibalism problem is not my fault either, and i'm not responsible for octopus porn.

Those episodes were awesome but, no, it doesn't.
The mouse doesn't even probably know about those episodes. These liberals view star wars the way they view any element of Western civilisation, as some flag that needs to be captured and locked down. They think that if they get enough flags then they will be able to control reality.
Ever heard the old "yes but that was not real Communism"?? it's basically like that. They can only get "true" communism when they take over the whole world and subdue everything they don't like.