Post yfw you realise TLJ take place over an 16 hour time period

post yfw you realise TLJ take place over an 16 hour time period

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>Rey learned everything she needed from Luke in less than 16 hours

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Jesus christ, how does someone fuck up so bad?!

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Fuck, I didnt even think about that. As this movie couldnt get worse

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wait.. this cant be true? was there no space flight? did it all take place on the same planet???

It felt longer. The film, that is.

This piece of shit better get the same backlash from American audiences that it got from the Europeans

>Movie starts right after TFA
>The Resistance is fleeing their base
>They jump into hyper speed but gets tracked down by the First Order
>Then they spend 16 hours fleeing from the First Order while Finn goes to some subplot to sabotage the Orders ship
>Meanwhile we inter cut to Rey and Luke "training"
>When the Resistance fleet is out off fuel they flee to some nearby planet and have a last stand
Shit so bad

killed me

The only explanation for Rey's stay at the hermit planet feeling like multiple days at the minimum (2 separate scenes where she sleeps, first on a bench outside of Luke's house, second inside some other house) is that the planet has a 4 hour day cycle

Probably it will get 56% of European shit.

>tfw not going to watch Soy Wars

Rey's on the fucking island for like 2 or 3 days alone

Both Rey and Luke sleeps a lot, then.

Not true OP

>use astral projection so Luke can fight Kylo without anyone dying
>show just enough that he’s clearly more interesting than anyone else
>kill him anyway
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!

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Did Rian Johnson graduate from the Benioff and Weiss School of Script Writing?

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You are autistic, but not in the good way like you want.

Feels good, man.

>finally show the audience how strong Luke has become with the force after many years
>kill him

HACK WRITING
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Do you even know what autism is?

Rey went from hating Kylo for killing Han to holding hands with him to meeting him at The Supremacy.

Within 16 hours. What a slut.

>Just turn your brain off

Anything with the rebel fleet and the casino planet needed to be heavily trimmed, worse than the fucking ewok battle.

so rey is still a mary sue, fuck

>Muh autism
Nice argument

haven't seen this new soy wars yet.. how bad is the writing, are we talking Hack Snyder bad?

worse

Isn't it also possible that Rey just left a few day earlier before the evacuation?
I mean, it doesn't make it better but it's at least better than 16 hours.

Considering Looper and now this I'm pretty sure Rian Johnson have zero understanding how time works

My theory, I think it's basically like this or a gaping plot hole

Snyder on meth at her daughter funeral would've come with a better script. Its worse than TFA.

Its the only way to explain it, but all the intercuts between the plot lines really makes it weird
Also remember Luke called out to Leia while she was on the hospital bed

I am from Spain and read a critic that says this is the best movie since ESB.
euros and burgers are not that different.
euronormies will eat it no matter what happens.

I unironically want a Knights of Ren solo movie with a lot of dark, rainy scenes directed by him.

Here are the """""best""""" bits:

>Yoda burns down the tree containing the Jedi scrolls
>Luke: YOU JUST DESTROYED THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!
>Yoda: Read them have you?
>Luke: I- Uuuuuh
>Yoda: Page turners, they were not!

>Luke and Kylo having their battle
>Kylo: I will have finally killed THE LAST JEDI!
>Luke: Amazing, everything you just said was wrong
>Luke: I will not be THE LAST JEDI

>Phasma and Finn's final fight
>Finn: LET'S GO CHROME DOME!

>Leia says bye to Laura Dern's character
>Leia and Laura: May the f-
>both laugh
>Laura: We've both said that enough

>THE OPENING SCENE
>Poe talking to Hux via comms
>Poe: Yeah is Huggs there?
>Hux: The Resistance is dead [blah blah]
>Poe: ...Hello? Huggs?
>Hux: [repeats speech]
>Poe: Anyone there?
>Hux: Can he hear me?
>First Order Office: I BELIEVE HE'S TOOLING WITH YOU SIR

>movie journalists are a worldwide cancer

There is some "meh" vibe here in Italy from normalfags.
The hype was too high and a lot of them are disappointed now because the movie is bretty bad/average at best.

is there a reason she knows everything and is so much better than everyone else?

Are all of these real? Holy shit, does this movie just do everything it can to shit on the sincerity of the original trilogy? You have to replace that sincerity with something, not a fucking joke.

Because pic related but unironically.

She's a living embodiment of the Force.

How long is Finn in that medical pod or whatever it is? His fucking spine was practically burned out.

Forgot the greatest dialogue sequence of all!

>Snoke is force-freezing Rey to the ground and orders Kylo to kill Rey
>Rey: No Kylo you can still turn!
>Snoke: Hahaha foolish girl, he would never turn, I can read his very thoughts and intentions!
>Rey's lightsaber is on Snoke's armrest
>Kylo grabs his saber but secretly also force grabs Rey's
>Snoke: He takes his weapon!
>Kylo turns his saber to Rey and also turns Rey's saber in Snoke's direction
>Snoke: He turns his weapon towards the enemy!
>Kylo switches his lightsaber on and gets ready
>Snoke: Then he strikes down his true enemy!
>Kylo turns Rey's saber on and chops Snoke in half

It’s worse than AoTC. I don’t say that lightly.

Well, I honestly do mind it to be honest.
Luke is also much longer on Dagobah than it appears. The Millenium Falcon takes multiple weeks to Bespin.

I can confirm he’s not making any of those up.
The last one is at the very start of the movie
And this happens around the 2/3 mark

>This man who looked off into the sunset hoping for adventure
>This man who risked his life for his friends, never abandoning them
>This man who saw the good in Vader when Yoda and Obi-Wan did not
>This man is dead

kek how is this even possible, what timeline are we in?

kino scene. Snoke dying is stupid for the story but that was the best way they could've done it. Pleb filter scene

She's the Chosen One. The Roman Reigns of the Star Wars universe.

The new canon explanation is that time passes quicker on Ahch-To and Dagobah because they're strong in the Force.

>trying this hard to push the "pleb filter" meme on a shit film

It was asspulled shit so when Episode IX comes around JJ can just make Kylo Vader 2.0 and Hux the Emperor equivalent, so when Kylo turns good he has to stop Hux

It was shit

There will be some "the universe chose you to balance the force" bullshit in episode IX, calling it now

You forgot pic

That's enough of an ass-pull to be believable. Do you have a source?

The new Visual Dictionary that just came out mentions it, I think it's also been mentioned by various people at Lucasfilm now.

Einstein would like a word with you.

>the plot of tlj was escaping
>Luke dies
>Leia is next

>Rian fucked up so bad that they had to make up some "time passes quicker on x planet" explanation

Why did they have all the mystique of Snoke in that first film. Goddamn

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The force is female, get over manchildren

Underrated

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>"heh nice one kiddo"

Kill yourself.

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>The end of TLJ is roughly 3 days after the start of TFA

>"see you around"
>MASAKA!

When you already nutted but she keeps on the succ

It’s possible some of the Rey stuff happened out of sync with the rest, but the talking to Kylo bits happen in the 16 hour window.

Didn't she already die?

>Snoke dying is stupid for the story
yeah, but great for BTFO all the fan theorists and larpers. you could feel the bullhurt from the bait and switch.

looks 1:1 like my undead warrior in WoW

She died in space but came back to life as superma-I mean superwoman by using the force to pull herself back.

Carrie Fisher died but Leia not yet but she will.

t. mousejew

>lets go chrome dome

Sounds like star wars humor and something like Han would say in the original trilogy, rest is memes though

Except the Kylo Ren long distance calls mean the Rey scenes do happen in that same 16 hour window. Plus there’s a scene where Chewie can’t contact the rebellion, and I believe her tracker reacts to Finn getting stunned.

time!? Physics doesn't exist in a galaxy far. far away. Turns out space has an atmosphere, sound travels from space to planetary surfaces instantly, you can be expose to hard vacuum with no problems (bomber scene), plasma cannon shots have a curving trajectory for no reason. For a sci-fi film it was pretty anti-sci

>For a sci-fi film
Its fantasy, dipshits.

Hpw long was look at Dagobah with yoda if han could arrive at cloyd city and get tortured?Time in star wars is fucked

whats going on here

Kino unfolding before you very eyes

sorry I didn't realise that in fantasy you can just write any old shit no matter how ridiculous, then say it that way just because it is and think that's just super.

Why are you describing sci-fi to me?

my sides

Han would say it as a jibe to a friend, not to an enemy.

You guys have got it all wrong. The planets that the resistance are fighting on have supergravity, whereas the planet that Luke and Rey are on are far lighter, so things with Rey and Luke take a lot longer time to happen when compared with the resistance. It all makes sense. Really, it does. Disney tried to incorporate real scientific theory into this, to make it more believable. Really.

this is a pot with water in it

is it supposed to be this retarded?

c-check m-mate athiests

I feel so bad for him. He never signed on for this, Disney snatched him and the rest of the original cast up and they had no real choice in the matter.
He deserved so much better

Spoilers ahead not that anyone gives a fuck
Can someone explain this scenario

>Poe starts a resistance inside the capital ship of the rebels against admiral holda or whatever
>Poe and crew arrest admiral holda
>admiral holda and crew start shooting everyone in the hangar bay
>Leia comes back and shoots the fuck out of Poe
>Poe is unconscious on the bed
>Admiral Holda and Leia say "Rascal", "Yeah, i like him :)"

????

Oh, that one's easy.

Poe was easily the most popular and memorable character from the first film...you could even call him a 'hero'. But you can't have a hero who's more popular, whose toys sell more, etc. than our heroine Rey, can you...so you assassinate his character in the very next film so that everyone knows he's not someone who can be more likeable than Rey because he has flaws...and no one likes a person with flaws, do they...no, that would make them too human.

God I fucking hate this mess...

Tbh the Poe + Hux exchange was pretty funny, it also helped it was so early as the amount of humor got stale pretty fast