ITT: We predict "Half in the Bag: Star Wars The Last Jedi

ITT: We predict "Half in the Bag: Star Wars The Last Jedi

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laughably flawed

"I.... I liked it. BUT..."

SHLOCK
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broke new ground

Mike will like it because it's schlock

>I loved it
>me too the characters were great and the humor was too
>I also loved it it was so much better than TFA and Rogue One

It was ok

Mike: so bad it's good
Jay: great on technical level, terrible at everything else

Mike will probably like it since it's not just a rehash of one of the previous films.

"I liked it"

Things I know.

Same as Force Awakens. They'll love it in the actual review, but parody how shallow it is in every other video, like that nerd podcast one.

Hopefully mikes genuinely hates it but likes it for schlock value.
Hopefully this brings a new era of plinkett kino

AT-ST'S
AT-ST'S
AT-ST'S
AT-ST'S
STAR DESTROYERS

IM GUNNA CUM

Mike is gonna like it, but for all the wrong reasons, scene where Leia flies will be mention specfically as an example of shlock, Rich is gonna hate it, Jay will say there's good, but a lot of bad shit as well, "meh" reccomend.

The only thing that might be different is that Mike won't be able to enjoy shlocky side of it because he loves SW so much

"I didn't hate it"
As per usual

Well everyone is shitting on it but me personally I enjoyed it

I was pretty disappointed when they like TFA. If they like this one I'll cut my penis off.

>Hopefully this brings a new era of plinkett kino

This. It might inspire him to do a proper review and rip this dogshit of a movie apart.

>WHITE MEN
>AMIRITE

They will love it, we know they are shills

I hope they love it then.

" Well, I loved it, it was everything that I hoped it would be."

"daisy ridley is charismatic as hell"

Sup Forums will be upset either way, or just parrot them.

It'll get away with everybody recommending it but with a heavy dose of them all saying how tiring it's getting. The same thing they do for every Marvel movie now.

well those are the two options mr fortune teller

They will say it reminds them of the prequels, that overall the story beats are really cool, but the direction and tone is all over the place and the movie is a mess.

t. sexist creep

"It took about six years before the superhero genre felt like a slog. It took only 3 for Star Wars to get old"

"I'm not even excited anymore"

>"so what did you think jay"
>"it was alright. better than TFA"
>"would you recommend it?"
>"sure"
>DEE DEDEE DEDEE DE DE DU"

How will Sup Forums recover?

The guy who loved The Force Awakens and Jurassic World? Yeah, he's giving it a positive review.

>so mike would you recommend this movie?
>eee yeah it was alright

>I didn't like it
>Really, I thought it was alright
>okay I didn't HATE it

POST THE FUCKING VIDEO ALREADY I NEED TO KNOW IF I LIKED IT

>I hated it. It was everything I feared it would be.

what about the gay wedding though?

I liked it because it was utter shlock

>we will have to wait at least a month for the Plinkeet review

W h y
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y

>wanting the plinkett review
What's the matter? Need someone to tell you how to think?

don't forget the 6 months for the commentary track

They wont do a half in the bag for this. It will be a plinkett review

Why would I need a review to tell me how to think? I come to Sup Forums for that

>that screenshot

Sup Forums btfo

Mike will like it because they're trying to reset the universe from Empire versus Rebels to more general Star Wars Universe stories.

Jay will comment on the technicality of the film. Meaning he'll enjoy that.

Rich will die of a heart attack.

He's right you know.

I think they'll both like it, Jay less than Mike though.

I feel like shitting on his pac-man shirt was the last straw for Rich, he's totally defeated now

>Rich will die of a heart attack.
Too bad, he is the only one left with any integrity.

you know what i love about this sort of post

you're upset because someone doesn't think the same way you do

are redlettermedia the most respected online film critics?

the plinkett review will take a year to come out bc of usable footage, and theres no way the channel can ignore the movie for a full year

''It was alright''
''It was okay''
''I didn't hate it''

If any of these three sentences come out of their mouths they're dead to me.

Why do autists always assume they can tell how someone is feeling when they made a post?

i can tell you're feeling very angry
maybe you would like to lay down for a while?

>autist

not an argument kiddo

go find your safe space if people thinking differently than you upsets you

He's completely right though.

You are being autistic though.

...

Mike will love it like TFA

Jay and Rich will think it’s okay.

Mike will make a Plinkeet shitting on Rogue One and the Prequels while very briefing glossing over TLJ’s flaws and claiming it to be a masterpiece.

/thread

Borderline experimental
youtube.com/watch?v=3aV6-w-bk00

>it's real
twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/903694059000041472

THIS
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>I loved it! It was everything I hoped it would be!
>Plinkett review 5 months later

You know they're making fun of a TPM reaction when they say that, right?
youtu.be/XSaaa_OBkzw

>Mike will love this scene and call it badass

You know what I fucking HATE about RLM?

>They did what they had to do.

Mike uses this excuse for fucking everything.

>Yes, the story was shit, the acting was barely passable, nothing made sense, they completely fucked over established characters, but they did what they had to do.

It's Mikes #1 go to excuse.

Mike thinks a movie being complete shit isn't the movies fault, the directors fault, the scripts fault, it's not anyone's fault. It's just the sort of thing you have to do these days.

They did what they had to do.

Fuck you Mike, you fat dipshit.

They all gotta hate it. Except maybe Jack.

Too good.

>Jack has a wife

>implying Mike didn’t mean it for real
>still being in denial that Mike loved TFA and though it was one of the best movies ever

Keep being in denial, Reddit. Doesn’t change your friend simulater’s shitty beliefs.

*mic drop*

Despite it all I think they do realize they jumped the gun on praising TFA after realizing with Rogue One what they didn't see before. They tried to save face with really convoluted ways in which TFA was different, but I think they're ready to acknowledge after so many Nerd Crews they might've fucked up. If not by retreading on TFA, then by mocking TLJ.

SeeIf you think otherwise then you are delusional.

Oh, sweetie, no no no.

See

They'll like it. They only pile on to shit that everyone acknowledges is trash like JL and BvS. They won't talk shit on Star Wars because it would piss off all the fanboys who'd sperg out in the comments.

>Rich has a girlfriend

>So Jay, what did you think of Star Wars Episode V: The First Order Strikes Back?
>I loved it! Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell.
>Really? I found it pretty disappointing.
>Welllll I didn't LOVE it...

I haven't seen this new abomination but remember liked Jurassic World of all things and he has a reputation to cover since Disney is doing all the things he wanted.

Mike will say he liked it Jay will say why not cuz all he likes is John Carpenter David Lynch bullshit and Rich will dislike it but say there were some good things in it like with BvS

>reddit spacing
>*mic drop*
I agree with you but you should still kill yourself

>Rich has a girlfriend

I get the sinking feeling Mike will say he likes it.

Yeah I read that already.

>>Rich has a girlfriend
youtube.com/watch?v=PK5H_rUF_m8
She's literally just a female clone of Rich himself.

It's like he's fit and fat at the same time. Would probably look godlike after a cut desu.

>honestly believing that Mike will hate TLJ
This is the same man that loved Jurrasic World and called it his favorite movie of the year. You either severely underestimate his shittaste or you’re dumb.

i'd fuck a clone of myself
i'd fuck me hard

OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

No shit? The same man who called Jurrasic World the best movie of the year? The same man who loved the Force Awakens? You don’t say?!!!!!!!!!!

Now neither of them will be virgins.

No way they could like it. Movie was garbage in every way.

Did you? Because you seem to think that Mike will hate TLJ.

It was beautiful! It was everything I hoped it could be!

>Disney's Star Wars: The Last Role Mark Hamill Will Ever Play is the new film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It features a dead drug addict with the power of flight, and Peter Mayhew making a rare appearance outside of fan photos at a booth. The film tells the story of Rey, a young girl from a desert planet who sets out to defeat an evil emperor and his gimp suit sidekick. Jay, what did you think of The Last time I ever go see another one of these fucking movies in the theater?

But Jurassic World wasn't that bad. With the exception of a few scenes it was quite good

Specific botw references. I like it.

See

Please. It's completely fucked on basic level. It's not even about muh SW lore. Movie simply doesn't work. It's PT tier bad.

If they like this shit they are officially sellouts.

Honestly I think they'll hate it like with Into Darkness.