ITT: Characters who only live to suffer

ITT: Characters who only live to suffer

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Pic unrelated? That chicken has a pretty chill life.

Also, why does this thread reek of Disney shilling?

Any porn of that chicken getting his ass fucked?

>muh shill boogeyman

Yes user, I'm sure the internet will be under Disney control soon because this guy posted an image. But Heihei doesn't suffer too much, that's true. In fact, his ass gets saved many a time for no real reason whatsoever. He does a whopping one useful thing in the movie.

If you liked Princess and the Frog and Moana but hated Tangled and Frozen, that's because the former were made by the same people and the latter was made by hacks.

Just found out.

>not posting the character that truely suffers

How come they cut all the best parts from this movie?

youtube.com/watch?v=Pycqku5TLYk

What if I liked Tangled and Moana but hated PaTF and Frozen?

>hated PaTF

How do you feel regarding my fist in your face

yOU'RE A FAGGOT OF THE DEGREE

Wasn't there a pig that even the movie forgot about?

Spiderman

let his dumb ass suffer

You mean this?

Give that back. I need that to appear vaguely threatening.

And the 2017 Meguka award is for...!

But doesn't he deserve better than Anna? Anna shags the closest boy to her & gets rewarded for recklessness.

This. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

But I didn't take it!

A character created to express a lazy mans dissatisfaction with the real world

I feel like the writers are gonna redeem Hans in the sequel. They've already established him as a butt monkey in both Frozen & Frozen Fever, always getting treated like a punchbag. They're trying to punish Hans so much, that even the regular audience is going to think their torture treatment is excessive. Disney's gonna pull that character through the wringer to have pity unlock the road to redemption.

This fucking chicken made me laugh more than he should have

Pua. They had to write him out when they realized he served no purpose to the story whatsoever. At least the chicken put Moana in danger & did save the heart on occasion.