Is there anything she can't do?

Is there anything she can't do?

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She can't fly

act

>That face
Act

>yet

All media made for pre-teen girls are based on Mary Sue's.

Just look it up, anything made for them is based on a single or a team of Mary Sue's.

It's the equivalent of the "strong soldier man who has to overcome challenges with might" for boys.

What I find interesting is how many adult males are actually interested and invested in a Disney Princess movie for pre-teen girls just because they slapped the Star Wars brand onto it.

>implying there won't be force-space-flying lightsaber battles in a few episodes time

This franchise has gone off rails.

have children

She can’t bring Ben Solo back

>look mum I’m acting!

keep her mouth closed apparently

>she didn't join Kylo
This is the biggest mistake.

What the fuck is up with her face? Why does it seemed so bloated/fat?

The liquor controls her when she should be controlling the liquor.

She can split dicks in half with her force.

have kids

THE FORCE IS FEMALE DONT U GET IT

lol @ rey's drunk face
"gimme dat gin or ima smack yoo gud, bartendress"

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apparently the actress was on coke at the time

Act

have a compeling backstory

make her parents love her

act

I don't see the point of making her overpowered if she's not going to be a Skywalker or Palpatine. I mean the reason to make her a nobody is to be more relatable (you the viewer aren't a Skywalker, etc.), but making her unstoppable is even more unrelatable than having special heritage.

Oh god, this is exactly as terrible as I hoped

Masticate without reminding you of a xenomorph

HNNNGG
If only Marey were remotely likeable

Look and act like an actual woman

>when she lifts the rocks she doesnt even move her hands or arms in a compelling way
>even though the other actors act as if rocks are being lifted her nonacting makes the cgi really obvious

B R A V O

be in a good movie

be interesting or sympathetic

ACT.

Someone needs to tell her that there is more to acting than learning to create a tear when you're sad.

suck my cock

Its gonna be like dragon ball. just upping the ante until its insane

be taken seriously by fucking a white male

Having children is enslaving a woman to the patriarchy.

It's empowering to never have children.

mfw she goes lightspeed in the next movie.

If Leia can do it....

except goku loses all the time

>The twist is that Rey's parents aren't important and that's she's a Mary Sue for literally no reason
>The twist is that Snoke isn't important at all and dies like a bitch
>The twist is that Luke isn't important and dies too
>The twist is that nothing happens and that nothing is important

Is she constipated?

It's like they're telling the fans to just give up on Star Wars already.

this

pretty much every scene with her she draws attention to the CG because her acting is so lifeless. it's almost impressive

fuck white guys

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Lose.

she can't have babies because she's a pathetic millennial

stfu you don't know what girls go through. They need Ray.

Be fulfilled as a wife and mother.

Have kids