Can we at least admit these guys were cool?

They were what Palpatines guards should have been.

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They can't fight for shit. Wtf you talking about?

They were basically like the enemies in Assassins Creed games

they looked like lobster lego

It's like they didn't milk George enough so they steal from THX as well

that hockey armor is embarrassing.

no

They look fucking retarded holy shit. Please tell me you aren't 12.

*breathes in*

I liked the bit where they started dancing

That is inexcusably bad costume design

Sheev is such a chad he doesn't need this shit

Well they were better than this

It's the only decent part of the movie. The fight scene is a lot longer than what the few webms I've seen around here show.

So yea they were cool, but they were also dumb and had very obvious choreography

oh wait till you see this
oh no

They thought is was the Lego Star Wars movie.

>what Palpatine guards should have been.

Have you seen anything related to SW in the past? Have you seen the cut where Luke and Vader fight those guys in the Death Star?

Fucking degenerate fan base... die in hell you fucking faggot...

Lore wise these guys should be able to stop Jedis without the usage of force or even weapons at all...

Are you retarded? That fight was pathetic. Fucking chain swords and 2 super powerful force users struggling against 6 normal dudes running around like idiots. And one of them fell into a laser blender.

OH NO NO NO
NONONONONONONO

Because Kylo and Rey forgot they have force powers.

those cringey weapons, i swear the movie was made by 12 year olds

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>each one has a different melee weapons for more action figures
I'm not surprised.

W-what is this? Surely this can't be from the film?

Magna Guards shit on these tomatoes.

They could've at least tried to make it look like they were hitting something or someone
I can't believe people were praising this shitty scene

>that guy in the very front-left swirling around for absolutely no reason
>that guy in the right at the back exiting out of the fight, getting behind his mate, and getting back into the fight two seconds later
This is $400 million production you say?

>Can we at least admit these guys were cool?

>guards fight for Snoke after he's already dead

What was the point? They're defeated by two spergs too and the fight choreography was shit.

They died or knocked out looking cool bitch. That's Yoda btw haha.

Holy shit. Grievous looked better than this.

why does snoke hang out on a film set?

>Lightsabre swings
>Praetorian guard just runs offscreen

This cant be real

I like how that one guy's sword just goes through a lightsaber.

is this from the end of the scene and they're fleeing from the two of them? Because if not then what the fuck are they doing

What else were they supposed to do?

they look like they're wearing plastic armor

these guys on the other hand

> cape for no reason

user I.....

>the guy that gets defeated by Kylo swinging his sword in the air as he retreats
Holy shit, how was this not a collective laughing stock in the theaters?

capes are cool

The “fight” takes place right after snorkel dies

Virgin guards for the virgin "leader."

Supreme Leader "Try not to choke" Snoke
Supreme Leader "Kylo couldn't kill a woman powered by coke" Snoke
Supreme Leader "Just had a stroke" Snoke
Supreme Leader "Goofy looking bloke" Snoke
Supreme Leader "2nd movie in and I'm gonna croak" Snoke

vs

Sheev "Don't make me peeved or I'll see those Younglings cleaved" Palpatine
Sheev "Order 66 left the temple clean" Palpatine
Sheev "My face is obscene" Palpatine
Sheev "Deceive the republic, make Padme grieve" Palpatine
Sheev "It's time for the Jedi to leave" Palpatine

Is there literally no mind in this universe that can conceive a choreographed fight scene that doesn't require some fighters to spin in place or do other stupid shit in order to avoid hitting the protag? Isn't there some way to have them attack that allows the protags to dodge or deflect their blows in a smart manner? Can someone please post an example of a smartly done fight scene.

>Have you seen the cut where Luke and Vader fight those guys in the Death Star?
I haven't even heard about that. Link?

my sides

this shot is dumb as fuck but the rest of the fight is better don't worry

they were a retarded idea
>mass produced droids that can keep up with Jedi in a meele fight

They looked cool, at the very least. So shush it, Edna.

wat

Guys if you see the movie you will realize that the weapons of the praetorian guard are kind of like Ivy's weapon in soul calibur, that it can turn into a sort of whip. So when you see the guy in this gif swipe at Kylo's sword, it's conceivable that he had it in whip form and then he made it a sword again as he passed by.

That's the best I got.

I don't believe you

user... sit down.

go go power rangers

these's a ovie from 2013 with this exact design. These fags copy everything

They’re high-end combat droids. What else could keep up with a Jedi?

Do you apply this standard for every Star Wars movie?

They aren’t mass produced droids. They are grevious special force that were custom made for him. They have AI that can learn so that previous can train them himself.

When my grandma whippin' that cookie dough.

yeah it lasts a pretty long time too

there is no such scene, he's just talking out of his ass

Post pics man

Tell me about the praetorian guards. Why do they wear an oblique mask

That half second is far less cringy than the gender fluid dance group they got to mimic a kill bill scene while weary gaudy red pleather

yeah, that scene got memed to death too so why wouldn't he? Prequels being shit doesn't make this one look good, user

WHAT THE FUCK IS REN DOING

why is kylo just hitting shit here and there

Were this dudes the Knights of Ren/Luke's old students?

> putting the RotS fight on the same level as this shitshow

i will find you ... and i will have the high ground!

That does look pretty cool to be fair.

They way Kylo kills them is just brutal and great but it was a meh fight

Kylo vs Rey was way better.

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That one shot was stupid yes but the rest of the fight was awesome.

After they kill some 2 or 3 guys the fight starts to be good.

Oh I love it

Yeah but they killed the main villain 2 films into the trilogy. And if snoke is so all powerful in the force then why couldn’t he sense that Kylo was going to kill him?
Inb4
>b-but Kylo is such a powerful force user that he just masked his true intentions
If he’s such a powerful force user he would have fucking mauled Finn and Rey at the end of TFA, instead of getting BTFO

When I first saw this, I thought it was just scrapped test footage. Now knowing this is legit, I've lost all hope.

youtube.com/watch?v=lf0NCHMWcZA

bow to their new master I guess
no point

>we have them surrounded
>twirl twirl twirl!

>chokehold
NO. IF YOUR'E TRYING TO KILL HIM, STAB HIM OR CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF.

Can I show my seven year old brother this movie or is it too scary? He's seen all the other Star Wars (I think we skipped the cringey bits with Annie Skywalker getting barbecued in RoTS) without getting fazed yet soooo...

I've seen people say that Kylo decapitates the guards though.

Why are they all obviously TAKING FUCKING TURNS?

HACKS


HACKS

I always wondered why no force users ever seemed to be able to ignite a light sabre without holding one in their hand, this scene felt like justice to me.

This fight is the best out of the prequels though

*no point fighting for someone who just died

>not avenging their master and then committing seppuku

Why is he stabbing the ground?

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They ain't. Read it up. Obviously movies won't do justice, go for supplement materials. But you aren't a nerd so yeah.

If a lightsaber was placed at the egde of a table with the unignited blade over the edge, would it flip over on the floor when ignited?

>not attacking in unison despite overwhelming numerical superiority
When will this fucking action scene meme die?

This looks like garbage.

They looked like power rangers in action except their choreography was absolute shit

Because he was focused really hard on Rey? He even closed his eyes, also he thought Kylo was 100% his.

No because the hilt of the sabre weighs more than the blade

This was a big meme here a few year ago.

>"guis why don't the jedi just deactivate the other lightsaber with the force durrr"

Disney probably got the idea here

youtube.com/watch?v=-py2awmME8s

Its even funnier when you take this video into account, trying to hype everyone up for this shitshow

>planning to teach her whole routine in three days
>learned everything in an hour and a half

its a power rangers homage, you underaged fags

They literally do for the rest of the scene (which is pretty long)

Light has no mass so no.

should have been "yeah because the blade is longer than the hilt" "but light weighs nothing" "but look how long that is"

literally sheev's guards except they look retarded