This is how they destroy Snoke's ship >this giant ass piece of shit is shooting at the rebel transport ships escaping their capital ship for a planet the admiral on the capital ship sees this and turns it around to face snoke's ship she goes to lightspeed towards it and cuts snoke's ship in half (and some star destroyers close by i think)
My favourite scene from the movie also ask me anything but be warned i will not make up shit and i will not black text my replies
>does luke drink the milk from a sea elephant yes and it drips down his beard while he looks at Rey
yes but just to clarify he doesn't drink it directly he squirts it into a bottle then drinks the bottle
Connor Evans
Who all dies?
Henry Hall
>you can just destroy everything by hyperspace ramming it why isnt everyone using misiles with hyperspace drives and shit?
Blake Flores
it only works if a stronk wimmin is doing it
Jeremiah Mitchell
>snoke from lightsaber by kylo >luke from the force calling him or some shit >phasma falls into a pit of fire after her helmet gets broken and we get a glimpse at her eye (probably will come back as a cyborg) i think that's it
Hunter Hill
I'm pretty sure Rose is dead by the end. I think Finn was only dragging her corpse. Face was covered.
Also movie is like 3/10. Absolute mess with few good scenes.
Elijah Adams
phasma laura dern snoke luke admiral ackbar
Aaron Long
Oh, and Ackbar dies.
Jayden Morgan
at the end she is lying down in the Falcon and Finn is caring for her and sets a blanket on her so i'm sure she lives
Ryder Myers
i'm sorry man but the fat asian tranny is alive
Jackson Phillips
Literally how could she survive that? Whatever, this is a kids movie now.
Oliver Thompson
>now
They've always been kids movies retard. The bottomline has been merchandise since RotJ
Andrew Reed
the fact that she barely does anything and we see her eye makes me think we'll see her eye again but with a rebuilt body à la Robocop
Carson Smith
The enemy ship immediately detects that the ship is preparing for hyper space, but the general decides to ignore it and instead keeps firing at the transporters. To me it's super funny that it's all a tactical mistake by Hux. Probably every general ever knows you have to prevent ships from going hyper space on you, but Hux is just THAT bad of a general. Vice Admiral Holdo probably thought "I'm going to redirect some of their fire, by forcing them to shoot me. This is the least I can do. ... Wait, are they ignoring me? This is too easy. What a bunch of idiots."
Anthony Morris
Does Rey drink the milk?
Dylan Green
she wouldn't have prepared for hyper space if she just planned on drawing fire though
no
Jordan Bell
>the Starkiller base gets blown up by a few X wings shooting the right places >Snoke's super super super star destroyer gets blown up in its first movie unlike the SSD from The Empire Strikes Back
I'm sure whatever giant space thing the First Order has in episode 9 will be intimidating and create a lot of suspense.
Carter Hughes
Literally why didn't they use the other 2 large support ships to do exactly this and destroy Snoke's ship from the start? Oh wait.. it's a Disney movie.
Asher Young
>FTL Artillery See this is where you can tell the people who are writing the new movies don't understand the old ones. Star Wars was made to be a medieval fairy tale World War 2 samurai Flash Gordon western.
Everyone who spends a while critically analyzing Star Wars can see the Death Star is a big impractical liability, but the Evil Lord has to have a big impenetrable castle. Everyone can work out that X-Wings and TIE Fighters should be piloted by Droids instead of being repaired by them, and everyone can see that there's no point in having a fleet or a Death Star or performing the trench run when you can just kamikaze a medium-sized freighter into a planet or a base at lightspeed.
The point is that you shouldn't be critically analysing the technical accuracy of the film, you should be watching breathlessly to see whether or not the farm boy's friends can help him survive the dark lord samurai German fighter ace on his tail. Disney's dumbass writers bringing modern military sense into a film series where we had trench warfare in the age of robots and space battleships think they're being clever but they're actually shattering the illusion, because the second you start thinking in those terms you realise that none of it makes sense anyway and you start thinking of your movie in terms of a documentary like a fucking retard
Camden Wright
no she shares the reaction of the audience which is 'what in th flying fuck'
Ryan White
If she had just turned she wouldn't have posed a threat. She had to engage hyper space to force them to attack her, or else what happened happens.
Cooper Roberts
>she shares the reaction of the audience But I never had a reaction when I seen that part.
Tyler Reyes
I said the general audience not sick degenerates like you
Isaac Stewart
can we talk about the gremlin from GoT being on the bridge of the rebel cruiser?
Ryan Diaz
I just realized >pink haired stronk women takes down the supremacy this movie is mindblowing
Jace Reed
Your truth makes me sad.
Brody Cook
oh yeah there's so much "diversity" rammed all the way through >except for the first order where literally everyone except finn is white really made me think
Nathan Long
Yeah, Revenge of the Sith was so childish. I'm sure little boys loved it when Anakin burned in lava.
Isaac Green
Because the technology to detect objects in hyperspace, prevent objects from entering hyperspace, and forcibly remove objects from hyperspace exists and is used in space combat extensively to prevent literally this exact thing from happening.
But Disney decided ebin action climaxes were more important than having a universe that makes sense so you can just fucking kamikaze a star destroyer like nothing now.
Carter Rodriguez
LOOK AT THOSE BIG DIRTY MILKERS
Landon Russell
And what would attacking her even do? Hyperspace jump takes a second. And Raddus had powerful shields up.
Alexander Carter
That's the goddamn Peacemillion.
Ryder Turner
More like why aren't there large drone ships that can destroy anything by jumping into hyperspace?
Oh wait, that's before previously there were gravity wells and shields could stop warping ships. Remember fucking Vader in R1?
Eli Thompson
Snoke's ship isn't cut in half and destroyed. It gets like a gash torn in one of it's 'wings'
Debris from the Rebel capital ship disintegrating hits it's support Star Destroyers and blows them up though.
Evan Nelson
We can only assume it's easy to prevent, because it's not done every time. We are theorizing here, just think of a reason. Like, fire at the ship constantly, if it hyper jumps, the first thing it does is ramming the fire at the speed of light. Surely that'll disintegrate it instantly. Or something.
Elijah Green
Like 1/3 of the ship is completely fucked.
Matthew Fisher
>Remember fucking Vader in R1? Holy shit.. you're right. I actually thought R1 was shit, but I've changed my mind after watching TLJ, I take it back.
Colton Walker
Why couldn't they just do this to the death star?
Christopher Morris
Here is my theory: writers of this movie are fucking retards who don't give a fuck about SW and SW lore.
Owen Bailey
here's my theory: writers of this movie HATE SW and SW lore
Lucas James
probably would have looked dumb with the tech they had at the time the CGI in TLJ made it look pretty good, think anime time freeze, the whole time there is no sound and it's at the climax of the action scene, with kylo and rey fighting while finn and rose are about to get killed
Jaxon Hernandez
>they kill Mark Hamill >when the IRL Leia is dead but her character survives
Andrew Sullivan
Rebellion didn't have the ships to do it to Death Star 1
Death Star 2 had an impenetrable fuck off force field around it and a huge support fleet blocking the way
Colton Long
Didn't they do that in the rebels cartoon? Bitch stole that shit from Hera.
William Taylor
its not even subtle. but look deeper, the pink haired stronk woman dies while doing it. its a metaphor for the destruction of our society.
the liberal feminazis suicidal tirade against white man destroys both in the end, and all thats left is the diversity brigade on the millenial falcon. like the kikes running disney intend
Caleb Rogers
*Blocks your asspull*
Nolan Martin
>religiously ate up SW shit for 30 odd years, beginning when he was a kid and saw ANH or was a kid and saw TPM >TLJ is fucking awful >"whatever this is a kids movie now"
PTPM was undeniably a kids movie. Same with AotC. Way to pick the darkest SW since Empire tho you really proved me wrong. Forget about the Clone Wars cartoons or the movie. But even still RotS was primarily targeted at the teens who grew up with TPM and AotC and bought all those toys and played all those video games. So you're still wrong faggot.
Aiden Ward
At the end of the movie I had only one question: Who the Fuck was Snoke?
Logan Clark
>prequels who cares? Lucas was coked out of his mind when he made them Star Wars ended in 83'
Gavin Williams
Does that mean that Snoke is really Zechs?
Luke Gomez
Supreme Leader (former) of the First Order
Sebastian Perez
Anyone talked about Maz spoilers yet?
Jason Parker
The Good >The framing of Luke's death, even if everything else about it was an abomination >Kylo and Rey exhibiting varying degrees of character development >Salt planet battle was visually quite striking >Most scenes with Dameron as the central focus
The Could have been better but still just about acceptable >Not-Monte Carlo if that subplot had any point at all besides serving as containment for the minorities (and Del Toro's character was pretty good) >Throne Room scene (excluding the baffling choice to kill Snoke) >opening space battle excluding flying Leia and destruction of the Dreadnought
The What the fuck >Superman Leia >Final scene with broom boy >Destruction of Luke's character >Chewbacca existing solely so the Porgs could interact with him (and R2 and C3PO serving no purpose again) >seal-sloth titty milk >the fact that the Galactic Conflict which frames all of this still makes absolutely no sense. >Phasma's pointless appearance and death >Purple haired woman who is portrayed as an utter bitch is actually a selfless hero. She wasn't able to tell Poe her actually plan because...? Also had to stay behind on the cruiser to pilot it when all it had to do was maintain course and this could easily be done using a droid or some sort of autopilot.
Adam Watson
A literally who, just like Rey's parents
Landon Perry
We learn nothing about him.
Lucas Brown
Did you not notice the large amount of asian people in the first order?
Jackson Perez
what'd you think about yoda i loved that he was exactly like when Luke meets and train him, it really made it feel like Star Wars
yeah nevermind i forgot about those still mostly white and zero darkies though
Ryan Brown
he's a perpetual
Jason Foster
Well I can tell you, I watched RotS when I was 7 or 8 for the first time with my dad. It scared the living shit out of me and disturbed me for quite some time. It's really not a kids movie.
Owen King
>you can destroy entire fleets by ramming it at hyperspeed
so why did the rebels never do this against the death star
Cameron Cox
She's in it for 90 seconds as a hologram, fighting some monsters or whatever that are outside of the projection.She sents Finn and his chink on their way to find a code breaker on Canto. That's it. Good choice by Rian, she's worse than Jar Jar.
Liam Foster
because the lore wasn't ruined yet
David Adams
i remember in the EU they used to have interdictors and shit to prevent FTL and i think the death star had one?
Jaxson Hughes
It was weird having him a CGI version of a puppet, but it made some sense I suppose. Apart from the fact that the message linked back to the butchering of Luke's character, it wasn't too bad. It probably goes into the second category
Samuel Reed
>She wasn't able to tell Poe her actually plan because...?
The Admiral didn't owe an explanation to the recently demoted rule breaking maverick pilot whose disobeying of orders cost the Rebels a ton of irreplaceable assets and lives
Like she tells him to fuck off and go do his job. He then proceeds to launch another rogue plan that ultimately results in deaths of most of the remaining Rebels.
His literal character development is he finally backs off from one of his schemes at the end instead of burning more lives on a daring plan.
Camden King
yeah, I remember that from the game Empire at War. But that kind of clashes with the whole hyperdrive through hanger doors, into atmosphere and into ships so whatever
Ryan Harris
she is literally a traitor though, the camo technology plot device is nonsense
Colton Martinez
wait is the deflector shield doing that or Vader?
Carter Parker
It looked shit when it first appeared, but weirdly once it got closer and you saw more detail it looked really good.
Nicholas Lopez
jarjar abraham doesn't understand space or time, so the laws of reality in his movies aren't canon
Alexander Thomas
remember the falcon had to calculate FTL jumps so they didn't jump into a black hole etc etc
no problem here, jump in and jump out in seconds
John Smith
The guy blew up Starkiller few hours ago for fuck's sake. He deserved explanation. So did other pilots.
Chase Lewis
it really annoys me that the new republic just died with no explanation, we just get a line in the opening crawl. thats it.
where is the new republic fleet? it isn't one fucking system.
Xavier Brooks
>jarjar abraham doesn't understand space or time Most sci-fi movies are not made by scientists Unfortunately
Benjamin Roberts
>medieval fairy tale ww2 samurai flash gordon western finally someone else gets this. The entire series is beyond redemption at this point. All of GL's stuff is canon as far as I am concerned, even "sand is coarse." Everything from Disney is nu-Star Wars and I will never give them another cent. In fact, I will never give anything owned by Disney money.
Jayden Wright
Yeah I appreciate that that was the overall arc but it's not like they thought there were any spies on board or some way the bad guys would get wind of the plan. All she had to say was "We're going to set up a decoy, then set up on that planet over there with what we have left." Poe's not an idiot, he just wants to get things done: her telling him that plan would have solved lots of problems for no risk whatsoever.
Adrian Rodriguez
The best post I've read on Sup Forums all night.
Colton Clark
>implying this makes it better
David Davis
interstellar at least made an attempt. jarjar on the other hand thinks you can see other planets in a solar system from the ground like they were the moon. he's done it since trek '09. he's clinically retarded when it comes to the laws of reality.
David Mitchell
>Star Wars was made to be a medieval fairy tale World War 2 samurai Flash Gordon western. this, you're meant to be looking at the bigger more emotional romantic picture. The reason why nu-wars is shit is because they dont have souls. despite all the problems with the prequels they were still star wars at their core
Brayden Evans
We're talking about Rose, you nitwit. Not Phasma
Brandon Hill
>that scene where Luke reveals he was the "giv milkies" poster all along didn't really add anything to the film, did it Disney?
Michael Thompson
>implying it doesn't make it better, but i wouldn't believe Sup Forums either if it told me that luke sucked milk out of a double pair of big humanoid titties slapped on a seal-sloth alien that looks at rey while he does it
Gabriel Lopez
This is what doesn't make any sense. They should have countless races helping fight the First Order. Wtf?
Jordan Flores
>despite all the problems with the prequels they were still star wars at their core Again, it's nice to see other people who get it.
Jeremiah Hughes
Why Leia did not just fly to Snookie's shit and used her force powers to destroy it from the inside?
Landon Diaz
This could have been cool if it was outside of an otherwise horribly shitty movie.
Though the idea of after all these millennia of hyperspace and starships, ships not having a defense against kamikaze is a bit bizarre
Jayden Hill
Poe is Leia's pet project. Another Admiral who doesn't have that personal relationship with him doesn't need to giv ehim the same latitude since what they know of him is not so good
Colton Wilson
Maz's scene felt like an "old grandma is actually an action hero" joke
Cameron Peterson
I felt like being run over by a train in slow motion.
>Saw the animal >Though "ah, mfw we meme'd about him actually milking dem tiddies, they would never do that" >He starts milking >dripdrip.gif >It all happened so fast, officer They only went and fucking did it.
Aiden Bailey
youtube.com/watch?v=LVczx7GIWXc Why do we love 'schlock' too? whether a film is masterful in every respect or poor and ridiculous in every respect we still enjoy films because we find them fundamentally relatable and honest. The films have souls, you can feel the directors and writers coming through. We dont have that with much of the corporate produced cookie cutter shit. its all 'pew pew yas queen slay'. theyre film corpses. The Prequels came from a better time.
Tyler Hughes
It comes up. Leia and the surviving Resistance send out a call to their assets outside the core worlds to come help them.
They don't answer the call.
Like the end of the movie is them talking about how the dozen or so Resistance survivors now have to start a new Rebel Alliance.
Noah Robinson
>millennial falcon underrated
Jaxon Campbell
why won't the republic just stop the first order now that everyone knows about them
Ayden Hall
iirc that's not how lightspeed works in the SW universe.
Camden Cook
>A few hours ago What exactly is the time frame for this movie? Is it seriously only a few hours after TFA?
Zachary Martinez
Why the fuck did they give a purple haired literal who the kamikaze death? This pisses me off so much. Who the fuck is Holdo? If you are going to kill Ackbar, why not have him be the one to suicide ram in the end?
Oh right. Cause shit writing. They had to have someone with gurl power and incompetent enough that she constantly stares at the transports being destroyed before whipping the ship around to crash it when Ackbar would have turned it the moment they got discovered and rammed it.
Fuck this shit movie. Filled with fucking plot nonsense and nonsense writing. >Rose comes in at an angle to intercept Finn when Finn was flying head on a straight course when Rose had already turned around