How does Sup Forums feel about American Pie?

How does Sup Forums feel about American Pie?

>girl has nutsack

Are those balls?

I watch it every year around Christmas time

noice

it was funny when I didn't care about being a virgin. now at 25, I never think about rewatching it.

/comfy/

jesus christ...

>character that is supposed to be 16-17 has fake tits and looks 30

30 here
h-here i go

It's a puffy mound you virgins.

I remember watching this when I was 15 in a hotel. My bro had just left. When this scene came on I locked the door and immediately masturbated, I lasted like 30 seconds.

Ahh, to be a teenager again.

I love innie pussy. I love mounds. I love camel toes. I love a girl that can fill her panties in all the right places.
Mhmm. My pecker is elongating. Foreskin pulling back. Precum lubricating. Anus tightening. Nipples hardening. Tongue drying up. Foreskin tearing.
I will kill again tonight

lol

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Lmao

Was this stereotype always true in Burgerland highschools?

upvoted

tonight's the night, and it's going to happen again, and again... has to happen...

Nice night. Miami is a great town. I love the food, cuban sandwiches, pork, my favorite. But I'm hungry for something different now...

They have their places in culture.

BASED

>24
>cousin's bachelor party
>they had a whore for me
>damnitfeelsgood.jpg
>all the porn I've watched paid off
>whore was pretty satisfied
>"nah guys this wasn't my first time"
>everybody believes me because the whore said I was good
>28 now and haven't fucked since
It's something.

Hey user, tell me pls how does it feel? Do you at least have the rest of your life on track? I'm 22 and still nada. Life falling apart. I'm not cynical and hopeless yet because I'm young but man I'm getting worried

Solid comedy, but probably dated.

Ahh, at a time when guys had to worry about exploding too soon during an encounter as opposed to going soft as a noodle because they've jerked off every day since they were adolescents using porn based on detailed fantasy. How quaint

not another teen movie is better

Have any of you ever had a 'suck me beautiful' moment?

>whore was pretty satisfied
>whore said I was good

D-Don't BTFO me like this...

yeah but it her saying stupid shit from porn

I remember that one blonde lesbian from the second movie having a nice big round ass. I was the first time I ever jerked off.

what did she say?

u kno u luv it

Memorable. 1999 was fun.

did they only show tits in these or ass n pusy aswell?

the whore took pity on you as did your "friends"
someone has to tell you the truth

take me now or something lame. i hate talking when i'm trying to get things down down there.

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1 is good. Band Camp is underrated.

they wouldn't make a movie like this nowadays. people would complain it's sexist, and it promotes rape culture.

oh and the WHITE lead. that's the worst one.

>a literal w h i t e portraying one of G*d's Ch*sen

oy vey!

DUDE VIRGINS LMAO

CHILDHOOD = RUINED

late 90s-early 00s trash films like this are what peak comedy looks like

Fuckin kek

Better than Star Wars

oh im laffin

Yes

Mounds are stout and keep to the pelvis. Whatever is in her panties are drooping.

My guess is a pad, either Kotex or a safeguard that actresses wear doing scantily clad/nude scenes.

Hate for it to be extra long beef curtains

>le quirk dorky jew has a college hot slut intensively going for him

I wonder the ethnic background of the writers

literally a goy that lied about being jewish to get cast

g*ds chosen btfo

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why would you want a gf? why? just think about it, they probably sit on the toilet to do w/e. THEN you go and sex her, but her ass cheeks have bacteria from the
toilet seat. (now your bed sheets are dirty as fuck, your hands are covered in microbic shit from the toilet and who knows what the fuck else)
[this is the best case scenario where she hasnt even had another dink in her, don't get me started on that]
FUKN GROCE, this is why you shouldn't get one and be glad you don't

I remember fondly, they could't make a good one again

Not Another Teen Movie and Can't Hardly Wait are the ultimate choices. Can't Hardly Wait manages to be one of those high school party 90's movies and be a parody of one at the same time.

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this makes the cunny runny

THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING SHIT FOR MORONS WHO'VE NEVER WATCHED THE PARTY ANIMAL, BACHELOR PARTY OR REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!FACT!!!

What the fuck are you talking about the main Jew jerked off all the time he was so deranged he fucked a cherry pie that's where the name comes from. Have you even watched the movie?

Fucking kek.

Good post.

>tfw Woody Allen literally said he was disappointed to find out Jason Biggs was an undercover goy

>my pecker is elongating

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Who the fuck procures whores for the attendees at a stag party? Nigga you 'sposed to rent a pussy for the bachelor, not the other way around.

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shannon elizabeth was one of my first boners. i couldn't believe a girl that hot would show her tiddies

I watched this when I was in 3rd grade with my brother and his friend who were in 4th grade. They called me gay because I didn’t get a boner.

>I will kill again tonight

That's where you insert your penis.

Woah dude what are you doing here. Go talk to a woman.

Unless you are one of those guys that only want to fuck 10/10 models but are 1/10 at everything getting pussy is not hard if you put your mind to it.

28 years and tasted pussy only once is really sad for anybody. I feel very sorry for you user

Just talk to girls man. Every single one of us gets rejected a lot of times before we get laid, but as you get rejected you'll go gaining confidence and a little a closer to smashing that pussy.

In balls?

>FUKN GROCE
What did he mean by this

Lol just make her take a shower before having sex, and you take it as well. You'll be using a condom anyway so it doesn't matter that much.

What a troll

only post-op

Back of the knee maybe.

A moment that you weren’t listening the who’re told all of them that you were awkward and shit and they laughed. Then you came back and she said you were good but all except you knew it was a lie. Then you bragged about it at a later date and they all tried so hard not to laugh

Include me in the screencap!

Quality post

If I lift hard enough do you think (someone like) Gemma will love me?

>>all the porn I've watched paid off
What techniques did you use?

lmfao this is based

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Made me feel insecure about being a virgin, until I had my first kiss and had sex with the same girl all within the same week.

Then you realize how long you can go without sex once you've had it. Gone on 7 months, and was just only maybe about fucking a girl at a nuru when I visit Japan next week.

Whoa get a load of the SACK on her!

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now this is why i still come to Sup Forums

based

nigga, getting rejected over and over will just degrade his mental state.
He will end up an heroing with that advice.

>mfw reading this post
nice!

I've never been rejected.

I waited 24 long years until a girl not only made the first move for sex, but made it so clear and loud that it was impossible to miss.

Kekkerino

bretty good

she's posed nude before, she doesn't have a dick unless it's all an elaborate conspiracy

wew lad

Why is Sup Forums still the only good board?

glad i didn't wait for that to fully load

literally shaped the young amerimutt "adults" of today

...which explains a lot

Kek. Just like my he/a/ntai threads.