Im not shitposting but i liked it

Im not shitposting but i liked it

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I'd tell you to go to reddit, but even they didn't like it, so tumblr it is then.

it's unironically the best star wars film since empire. It's true if you measure it objectively and not autisticly.

Okay, I'm giving you a sage but tell me why?

it's weird, r/movies hates it but r/starwars seems to like it mostly. would've expected it to be the other way around desu

>Im not shitposting
Even worse, you are shilling for Disney and DOING IT FOR FREE.

VII >>>> VIII

not memeing

name one scene from TLJ that comes even close to this kino

youtube.com/watch?v=hS57I6swXcc

sure thing soyboi

It's not as good as I thought it was while watching it, but at least it didn't stick to the formulaic TFA setup. People shit on Disney but I feel like they would've preferred the movie to go in a more safe direction.

I haven't seen it yet, does Luke really dies in a stupid way?

If that's it, i'm really sad and disappointed how they treated the most known character besides Darth Vader.

Fuck Rey and all of these new shitty characters.

Go to Letterboxd. /r/StarWars like it. /r/movies are plebs who didn’t

didn't you just make this thread?

fucking shills man, they really have no respect for us

did they ever explain why the whole Senate just sort of went with the whole new Empire thing? Did they just hate the Jedi for some reason

I felt like the characters were more fully realized and that the story was solid with hardly any filler in the film and there technical stuff that i enjoyed like the cinematography and soundtrack that were great

/r/starwars is paid by disney dumbfuck

you seriously fucking think they got a 95% on RT legit? you think people really voted the film over 8.0 on IMDB legit? you are so fucking naive it's actually scary, you can easily be controlled and you are fucking spineless

9/10 as far as Star Wars goes. 6/10 as far as movies go

>hardly any filler
>casino planet
>kids subplot
>opening battle

Ive seen it twice now but yes i believe he dies via using his powers to project himself in front of kylo and stalled enough long enough for the rebels to get away

Yes i believe cause you are a butthurt star wars fan boy. Get a life faggot

TLJ is not even an SW movie, it more like a Marvel movie

So good. streamable.com/1bky7

>doesnt know what filler is

those existed to solidify the main idea of the film plus that french pepe lepue guy will be back in the next film

GOOD FUCKING ARGUMENT YOU SPEACH IMPEARED LITTLE BITCH

IF WE MET IRL YOU WOULD BE IN THE FUCKING DIRT

GET BACK IN TO YOUR CORNER AND STAY THERE YOU DUMB FUCK

How do you measure it objectively? Using horrifically compromised reviews? Or perhaps aggregators like metacritic that are more a testament to the power of corporate marketing and hype than any underlying qualities inherent to a given movie?

That's... shitty man, i always thought he would die in some epic way fighting a whole army or many siths... Not because of fatigue by creating some shitty mirage of him.

youtube.com/watch?v=vv87xc082JQ

Palpatine became the SENATE, instead of oldschool debates that would last weeks and provide no results, he would give favours, ensure promises, actually contributed to the war effort as many systems truly suffered or were harmed by CIS forces
he became the man of the people, someone who actually led the Republic to victory in a civil war and most likely ended up cleaning a lot of rot and corruption and inefficiency that had plagued the Republic for many centuries
the Jedi were few and rare, so hardly a big issue. However the idea of a police force attempting a coup against the democratically chosen leader of the republic surely ensured no one truly would have sided with whatever remained of the ancient and weird Jedi monk order

Prequels with their politics were magnificent compared to the steaming pile of SJW shit and Marvelesque puns that are E7 and E8

Everything they did to Luke this film was shitty. Same for Ackbar. It is like Disney went out of their way to shit on the OT characters because fuck the mouse. This movie is garbage. If you liked the OT and liked this shitshow, you literally are a fucking moron.

It's better than all the prequels by far it's waay beter than VII and it just about edges out episode VI

Best Star Wars Film in the past 30+ years

>I'm not shitposting but i'm going to shitpost anyways.

What did OP the Disney shill mean by this?

That's not an objective measurement. Thanks for your opinion, though, user.

>it just about edges out episode VI
You are telling me this film which has Luke try kill his nephew edges out the film where Luke sees good in Vader even till the very end?
Fuck off idiot. If you liked this shitshow, you never watched or liked the OT.
I don't know how anyone can like this garbage fire when they go out of the way to shit on everything 4 to 6 accomplished.
You must be nu-star wars fan. 7 was your first movie?

94% of reviewers agree with me tho

BEST FILM EVER FUCKING MADE

remember when SW would have minutes of dialogue without having a shitty joke or pun made by someone every 30 sec?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xx52--WmLQs

see

The who Kylo/Luke Drama and Rey/Kylo's relationship was far more intense tho

Fuck off Disney. We know you paid for those reviews. Just like Sony paid for those ghostbusters reviews.

I'm an oldfag - saw the original in the theater when I was 9 years old. The character of Luke Skywalker had a pretty big impact on me as a young boy, so I'll probably shell out the shekels to see his death scene. I have zero interest about any other part of this movie or this franchise.

Thanks for confirming that you are in fact a nu-star wars fan. If you think those garbage plotlines is better than the Luke/Vader relationship, clearly your first star wars movie was 7.

I bet you haven't even fucking seen it yet you angry autist

>so I'll probably shell out the shekels to see his death scene
Oh you won't just get to see his death. Him dying is probably good because that means Disney can't shit on him anymore. You get to enjoy 2 hours of Disney shitting on the episode 6 Luke by making him act completely out of character.

that scene was supposed to be a call back to episode 3 where Windu tried to kill the emperor

everything in star wars Rhymes, its a lot more fun to watch these films this way

>Hurr durr but you didn't watch it
Fuck off mong. How much is Disney paying you to shill? This movie was the worse waste of 10 bucks ever.

Come on Episode VI had two fucking decent scenes in it you retard. The Jabba fight scene Vader killing Sheev and Admiral Akbar spotting the trap. That's it everything else is shit and you know it.

0/10 bait
JUST TURN YOUR BRAINS OFF

See the Clone Wars tv shows weren't bad at depicting Palpatine. But in the actual prequels, other than the Ep 1 subplot about Valorum's weakness and corruption, there is no compelling reason why everyone (mostly) believes Palpatine and goes along with him in killing hundreds of Jedi who were fighting on the frontlines the whole war.

your using your brain more that way because you have to think about past events

This was the best capeshit movie this year

And it is still better than this garbage fire where they reset the status quo to post Episode 3 and completely assassinate Luke's character. Again I will say this, if you liked the OT, you won't like these new movies AT ALL unless you are a braindead moron.

Anyone who isn't an obsessive Star Wars fan faggot will enjoy it.

> MUH LUKES CHARACTER
come on now

*you're
But I guess Pajeet shilling from an india call center cannot into proper english

The vader/luke fight scene and confrontation in emperor's throne room had more drama/impact than all of the PT combined (and def more than TFA).

Can't speak for TLJ

>Anyone who isn't an obsessive Star Wars fan faggot will enjoy it.
Sup Disney. We know you market this shit to the lowest common denominator.

>come on now
What? You like them shitting on characters so you get your BING BANG BOOM. AT-AT. AT-ST. IT BROKE NEW GROUND movie?

Same here, the Skywalkers had a big impact in my childhood, to see Luke be treated like this just makes me feel sad user, really sad. At least they can't shit on his character now in further movies.

Fuck it, I'll just have a few whiskeys at the sports bar next to my local megaplex, and weep as I watch my childhood finally destroyed.

It was alright. There were some things I liked and some I hated

>Leia in space was PURE TRASH
>Prank call was a little too Spaceballs rather than Star Wars but I laughed
>I liked that Rey's parents were nobodies
>I liked the Kylo backstory
>I liked Rey/Luke island scenes
>I liked how Snoke was killed
>I think it shouldn't have happened until 9 though. Kylo just doesn't fit as a main antagonist.
>Luke force projection was cool
>Luke dying after force projection was shit. Just have him actually go there if you're gonna pull that shit.
>Destroying the ship with a hyper space jump was cool
>I liked how Poe wasn't some infallible strategist and routinely fucked up.
>Should have been Leia on it instead though.

Overall 7.5/10

>Overall 7.5/10
Another sign that you started watching star wars with episode 7.

how would you have handled his passing? i thought it was a great way to go

That's a legit kino scene though.

i'm just fucking with you btw I haven't even seen it. I haven't even seen TFA or rogue one either and I won't

How about you start by not shitting on his character from the get go.

>did they ever explain why the whole United States just sort of went with the whole new Trumpire thing? Did they just hate the Niggers and Spics for some reason

woah user try and be less revealing of yourself

> Did they just hate the Niggers and Spics for some reason
pretty much

>throws away his lightsaber
what was Sup Forums's initial reaction to this?
did you guys laugh?

And what would you rate it as then?

Cinema laughed. I rolled my eyes but whatever.

0/10. Completely shits on Luke and the OT achievements. It is like a well made cake except someone put a turd on top of it. Doesn't matter if the rest of the cake is nice and edible, it is still fucking cake with shit on it.

Not liking Luke's story doesn't invalidate the rest of the movie you fucktard.

I think the impact on Luke's character on young boys in the late 70's was very substantial. With the rise of free love and feminism in the late 60's, lots of kids were growing up without any male role models. Skywalker as Hero showed us that being brave, moral, humble, and resolute were all traits to strive for. I remember walking out of the theater thinking R2D2 was the coolest thing ever, but looking back it's the character of Luke (and Luke's character) that made me continue to follow the franchise into my teen years.

It's sad to hear from folks that have seen the film that they've thrown away some of what made Luke so impactful. Maybe he was just "of a time".

The rest of the movie invalidating the original trilogy does you fucktard. But I guess 7 was your first star wars movie so you don't give a damn about what happened in 4 to 6 so you can have your biannual screaming of AT-ST AT-ST.

Jedis are the jews of the galaxy

>act completely out of character
fucking how?
he was in character the whole movie

>Tries to kill his nephew
>Hides like a coward when he knows his friends and family need him

Jesus I can just smell the neckbeard through my moniter

>it's this post again

>moniter

Fuck off Rian. Your movie sucks donkey dicks.

>tries not to give in to dark side, ends up fighting vader
>Needs to help rebellion, chooses to go to dagobah
>Needs to master Jedi powers more, instead goes to face vader at bespin.

face it Luke was always a flip floppy character that always did what he wanted with no regard to those around him.

Except he was in character because him attacking Ben was actually from Kylos POV.
Luke never attacked him he only turned on his lightsaber.

And yes he was a fucking coward and idiot because he's supposed to represent the old ways of the Jedi and how it's not needed anymore
That's why we have Rey to start the new ways of the Jedi now

Everything he did, he did because he believed it would help the rebellion and help save lives. Not once did Luke act like a coward. Not once did Luke believe Vader was irredeemable.

This Luke is a coward. This Luke tried to kill a kid who literally dindu nuffin. Muh flip floppy doesn't excuse this garbage writing.

>he only turned on his lightsaber.
He turned on his lightsaber because he contemplated killing him. The same Luke that when told to kill Vader, a man more evil than current Kylo, didn't.

>more evil than current Kylo,
except Vader was actually redeemable while Kylo isn't

let's list all the things Kylo did
>killed all the students in Lukes new academy because of Vader worship
>brainwashing innocents into being stormtroopers which is basically slavery
>mindraping people
>killing innocents
>and finally the biggest crime of all killing Han Solo his own father because he's fucking retarded

Kylo at that point was sleeping in his bed and had literally dindu nuffin. The Luke at the end of episode 6 would have woken him up, explained what he saw and then told Ben the story of Anakin and how he would always be by his side.

Also Vader did everything you said Kylo did minus killing his own father because he didn't have one. Also Vader had already done all of those things and Luke still saw hope in him. Ben at that point of time had LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN and Luke considered even for a few seconds to murder him.

i gave it an 8 on imdb

Lol whatever you're just a fucking brainlet who can't see the consensus that LITERALLY EVERYBODY who watched episode 7 want Kylo dead and that he's irredeemable

Are you a fucking moron and missed the point? Luke at the end 6 saw redemption in Vader and yet tried to kill Kylo but he has done a single bad deed in the new trilogy.
Fuck if I care what happens to Kylo or if he is redeemable or not. The point here is Luke. Not Kylo.

>Luke at the end 6 saw redemption in Vader and yet tried to kill Kylo
nope you're the retarded one because you keep repeating this fact when it's shown that Vader is redeemable but Kylo is not. That's why Luke wasn't out of character because he knew Kylo was irredeemable

Are you fucking out of your goddamn mind you shill? You are telling me that Kylo who was sleeping in his bed and hasn't done a single thing YET is irredeemable while the man who already committed countless acts of evils is redeemable?
Fuck you idiot.

>yet tried to kill Kylo

No he didn't.

He considered killing an innocent boy.
LUKE SKYWALKER considered killing an innocent boy. Let that fucking sink in you cunt.

Yeah he considered it for a moment. I've bet you've thought about killing yourself before but you haven't done it yet unfortunately.

Except if you look in the context of the films the characters are presented in(like what everyone with half a brain does btw) then you'll see that Kylo's character has already been represented as a irredeemable edgelord who murders his own Father, a good guy mind you, in the first new trilogy movie.

While in the OT all we know of Vader is that he's the right hand man to the emperor and occasionally kills his own officers.But his officers were already evil so it's ok.

Fuck off idiot. Ben literally dindu nuffin when Luke considered killing him.

>The state of Disney shills

fuck off moron

>Ben literally dindu nuffin when Luke considered killing him.

Yes just like how Vader never killed those younglings in the context of the OT because the hasn't seen it yet.

But the audience has already seen Kylo kill Han Solo that's why no one questions Luke's decision to kill him because Kylo is bad news and the audience knows he's bad news.

It's all in the context of films
If the prequels came out first before the OT I can guarantee you that they wouldn't have let Vader be redeemable

What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even watch the fucking movie? Luke considered killing Kylo BEFORE he has committed a single act of evil. Jesus christ, you literally didn't watch the movie. You think Luke is trying to not kill the current Kylo. Fuck you didn't even read the spoilers did you?

well Luke said he saw into Ben's mind and that he saw darkness so dark that he thought of killing him but then didnt, some people don't see sense in that but that means what he saw was so dark or whatever that it made him want to kill him, ah and he said that he saw his darkness during training before it

also I agree with Luke wanting the Jedi to end, the part where he talks how dumb they were in the prequels, also Yoda didn't train him like he trained Jedis back then

I was never a big Luke fan but I understand his actions, I can see why Hamill didn't like the direction of his character but I think it's better than what happened in the expanded universe comics and whatever

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