So Anastasia is now a Disney Princess?

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Not Disney.

Anastasia was murdered by communists.

Wasn´t she always?

Please remake Anastasia now, Disney

>20th Century Fox

It got buyed.

They weren't communists yet, at that time anarchists did most of the hard work, including despots murdering.

>he doesn't know

Filtered

Live action Anastasia with Lupita Nyongononigger as Princess Anastasia

yeah, the movie was made in pretty bad taste

>implying it wasn't the Bolsheviks that sent in the hit squad

She already shows up in every disney princess porn gallery, nothing will change.

It's mostly wishful thinking that she could have escaped.

user I. . .

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Oh...

>Literally giving a shit about the most retarded and incompetent Royal Family in human existence.

Didn't beat and bayonet them to death slow enough.

>it wasn't real communism guys

The bolsheviks weren't commies yet, most of them couldn't even read.

The anarchists did the dirty job and got betrayed afterwards.

It's a good opportunity for Disney to show how diverse 19th century Russia was.

Who they gonna cast in the upcoming live action

Literally went through the same process. Holy shit, what a mindfuck.

pls post the unedited version

Damn, Chloe Moretz looks like *that*?
seriously is that shopped? I didn't think she actually had hips

Just wait until D*sney eventually buys Dreamworks

You are going to get triggered again, do you?

Of all the monarchs and imperialists to get BTFO by based commies the Romanovs are probably the most satisfying

N-NO!
NO! NO!

AYO WE WUZ COSSACKS N SHIET

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I admit that was cherrypicking, but this isn't.

How long until a live action remake using the story from that awful fucking Broadway show

Nope.

had a crush on this cartoon character as a kid

Damn. Still though, would

>it's a movies that nobody saw but millenials try to dig something obscure up episode

Somebody post the Mexican kid

I've seen a large number of tripfags here lately

What the fuck is with this Romanov circlejerking that suddenly all in the media and Sup Forums and /his/ in recent months? Fucking Netflix just commissioned their most expensive series ever, The Romanovs.

The Romanovs were the shittiest royal dynasty in fucking memory and were a bunch of retarded airheads that basically got their countries into unlosable wars and then fucking lost them catastrophically
>Getting BTFO'ed by literal spear chucking Nips when your side has a larger mechanised force and lose major strategic Russian assets.

What the fuck is interesting enough about them that warrants the most expensive netflix series ever? What are we going to spend 100 million dollars on the only interesting thing that happens when Alexander gets fucking cucked by a hobo wizard with a 14 inch wart dick that made his dick ribbed so girls would literally pass out from the orgasms it gave them?

Great 100 million on a fucking NTR scene.

Meanwhile you could do a fucking AWESOME series of the Bolsheviks vs the Mensheviks/SRs vs the Provisional Government from February to October, but nooooo gotta rehabilitate the most fucking retarded incompetent shitheads in existence.

Why does every single main female character in a Disney movie end up being a "princess"? What's the basis for this?

PREASE MR PHOTO MAN IM ROST WHICH WAY TO MONGORIA?

She was killed by Jews under orders from the head Jew. I doubt Disney would be that brave and make her a princess.

cool, love her

The Bolshevik failures before WW2 were even worse then the tzar's. They catastrophically failed to invade Poland in 1920. One of the reasons Hitler under estimated Stalin.

Don't remember much about the movie, but this scene stuck out.

youtube.com/watch?v=qA7XKmC5QbQ

Historically they're the only females that mattered curing the the fairy tale age.

50,000 miles south.

HOWBOUT THE BERING LAND BRIDGE

hot

Crossing the next ice steppe.

>No Pedro in the window

One job

Fuck that shit.
I want a series on Batko.

The execution was a 25 minute shit show. The first volley of shots only killed Nicolas, Alexandra and at least one of the male servants. The maid, the daughters Alexei were shot but not dead, and the guards had to wait for the plaster dust and fumes to clear as they listened to their panicked screams. The maid, having survived the the initial gunshots, began saying God had saved her. She was using her pillow (with hidden layers of jewels) as a shield and one of the executioners wrestled with her, stabbed her repeatedly, and finally shot her in the head.

Finally the daughters huddled together and were targeted again as the executioners made their way into the room proper instead of standing in front of the door. Tatiana was shot in the back in the head and, as one executioner noted, her head exploded in a "shower of blood and brains." Olga was shot in the jaw and died. Anastasia was tackled, then stabbed repeatedly and so brutally in the chest by Ermakov that the scene made some of the other men vomit. She appeared to be dead. Alexei, who was covered in his father's blood, was also brutally stabbed with a bayonet by Ermakov, until finally Yurovsky came over and shot Alexei in the head. Maria was shot in the back multiple times and appeared to be dead.

Then when they were taking the bodies outside, two of the daughters-- Anastasia and Maria--suddenly regained consciousness, then began screaming and begging for help. They couldn't shoot them so they stabbed them again, but when this didn't work they bashed in their faces with rifle butts until they finally died, choking on their own splintered teeth and blood.

Suddenly that Monty Python sketch feels a lot darker.

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They look good in photos.

I shit you not that's all that matters to them.

>tfw you find out Rasputin really does have a magic reliquary but it contains his severed dick.

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Why are slavs so fucked up?

100 year anniversary of their death

m-mooooooods!

Jews aren't Slavic

>Marxists will defend this

...Oh

She's cute, I want to kiss her rosy cheeks

>DA JOOZ

Jesus christ

You'll get stuck, only eskimo kisses outside.

Bolshevik soldiers weren't Jews, all were peasant slavs. That Ermakov guy was a typical slav

it unironically was da jooz in this case though

>The Tsar and his family were killed by Bolshevik troops led by Yakov Yurovsky under the orders of the Ural Regional Soviet

>Yakov Mikhailovich Yurovsky was the eighth of ten children born to Mikhail Yurovsky, a glazier, and his wife Ester Moiseevna (1848–1919), a seamstress. He was born on 19 June [O.S. 7 June] 1878 in the Siberian city of Tomsk, Russia. The Yurovsky family is of Jewish origin:[1]The historian Helen Rappaport writes that the young Yurovsky studied the Talmud in his early youth, while the family seems to have later attempted to distance themselves from their Jewish roots; this may have been prompted by the prejudice toward Jews frequently exhibited in Russia at the time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Yurovsky

Why didn't they rape them? Seems like a waste.

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Never change user.

>>Getting BTFO'ed by literal spear chucking Nips when your side has a larger mechanised force
That were on the other end of their fuckhueg country and were notoriously difficult to transport around.

The jews were overly represented in the bolshevik ranks until Stalin had a bunch of them killed.

Nowadays the jews use all sorts of mental pretzel logic to insist that it's not true despite it being right there in the history books.

>The bodies of the Romanovs and their servants were loaded onto a Fiat truck equipped with a 60 HP engine,[106] with a cargo area 6 × 10 feet in size.[104] Heavily laden, the vehicle struggled for nine miles on boggy road to reach the Koptyaki forest. Yurovsky was furious when he discovered that the drunkard Ermakov had brought only one shovel for the burial.[117] About half a mile further on, near crossing no. 185 on the line serving the Verkh-Isetsk works, 25 men working for Ermakov were waiting with horses and light carts. These men were all intoxicated and they were outraged that the prisoners were not brought to them alive. They expected to be part of the lynch mob,[118] and were hoping to abuse the women before killing them.[119] Yurovsky maintained control of the situation with great difficulty, eventually getting Ermakov's men to shift some of the bodies from the truck onto the carts.[118] A few of Ermakov's men pawed the female bodies for diamonds hidden in their undergarments, two of whom fingered Alexandra's genitals.[119][118] Yurovsky ordered them at gunpoint to back off, dismissing the two who had groped the tsarina's corpse and any others he had caught looting.[119]

Ignoring the fact that this is about them trying to bury the bodies of a bunch of people they just brutally murdered, this could seriously be a scene from some fucking comedy film about stereotypical Russians.

>trying to transport the corpses with a shitty car not up to the task
>only brought one shovel
>everyone is drunk
>the one sober Russian in charge trying to just get the fucking job done while everyone else is molesting the bodies

"useful idiots" paving the way for the true masters is what Communism has always been about.
>The quotation "useful idiot" is widely attributed to Vladimir Lenin[3][4]. It is frequently discussed in the literature in connection with two other quotations known as "the rope" (The capitalists will sell us the rope with which to hang them) and the "deaf, dumb and blind". For example, William J. Bennett wrote that "'Useful idiot' was the term Lenin had used for credulous Western businessmen", giving as an example Armand Hammer "who helped build up the Soviet Communist state".[5] Bennett recounted a famous story wherein Lenin was asked, "How will we hang the Capitalists, we don't have enough rope!"[5] Lenin was reported to have "famously replied" with the rejoinder, "They will sell it to us — on credit."
I hope you indoctrinated children wise the fuck up in time to save yourselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=K4kHiUAjTvQ

ALL GODS CHILDREN GO TO HEAVEN

Which one is Anastasia?

I won't. They should have been taken outside and given a proper, dignified execution.

what the FUCK happened to antitrust laws

If I remember correctly
>L-R
Olga, Maria, Nicholas II, Alexandra, Anastasia, Alexei, Tatiana

Woah woah user, that sounds like soyboy commie talk! Next youll say youre against repealing net neutrality lmao

Damn right

You need a sequel hook

are you me?

>Polish-Soviet War
>catastrophic
The Soviets gained more in that war than they lost, and hilariously any material compensation they agreed to pay Poland were reparations for what the Romanovs did to them (partition of Poland). Compare this to the Russo-Japanese war (or shit even WW1) to get a true sense of how incompetent Nicky was. Pre-WW2 Reds were terrible at achieving victory and keeping combat losses to a minimum, but in the majority of their conflicts they at least managed to make more strategic gains than they lost.

A heaping dose of incompetence helped too.

>two of whom fingered Alexandra's genitals
>they fingered a dead body

>tfw you build a round warship.

>>Polish-Soviet War
>The Soviets gained more in that war than they lost

The Soviet’s goal was defeating the Poles then conquering Germany and eventually all of Europe.

You’re welcome.

>The Soviet’s goal was defeating the Poles then conquering Germany and eventually all of Europe.
Still fail to see how that constitutes a "catastrophe" for the Bolsheviks. They didn't achieve their goals, but they didn't get routed back to their capital and then lost their own country like, say, Germany.

what the fuck

"had"

every militant anarchist movement ever was just used as canon fodder by totalitarian communists

They're not providing an essential service.

Why is the Disney/fox deal hardly in the news anywhere?

you mean sacrificed by jews.

He was still a slav through his mother (and they don't call em slavs for nothing)