OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO
Looks boring, not even enough to shitpost about.
YAAASSSS
remember the unnecessary shitstorm of the gender bend ghostbusters
All female casts are sure fire hits. Dont blame them.
>This movie exists solely to express to me that there is someone on this planet who chose the moniker "awkwafina"
Cool. Probably won't watch it though
>Mindy Kaling waaaay in the back
This shit is going to make the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like firecrackers. I can't wait to see the bullshit YASSS SLAAAYY articles for two days and then never hear about it again.
Yeah, women are competent, and totally wont stand out in specialized grifter roles that require pants and sleaves to conceal slight of hand and tools.
What the fuck is aquafina?
> "Awkwafina"
>awkwafina
OH NONONONO
>OH NO NO NO NO
based reddit title
watch it bomb like ghostbusters and have the same fallout. also, speaking of which, why isn't leslie jones in it?
I wonder how many jokes about uncircumcised penises there will be.
>HBC actually agreed to be in this
Say it ain't so Sup Forums
I wonder how many times the coloured women will tell the white women not to say or do something.
You shit fuck you lol
8foot gorilla-looking black woman will totally blend in as a confidence "man"
She wouldn't fit.
awful lot of white women. Where's the diversity?
>cate blanchett
>HBC
what the fuck? How much are they getting paid for this?
can't believe mommy cate got tricked into doing this!
>awkwafina is a 29 year old american rapper of chinese/korean descent
imagine
she could be the villain
cringe
They tend to not run banks or casinos either.
Bullock = Clooney
Blanchett = Pitt
Hathaway = Damon
Bonham Carter = Bernie Mac
Rihanna = Don Cheadle
Paulson = Elliot Gould
Kaling = Caan/Affleck
Awkwafina = Chinese acrobat guy
the fat joke
your head
>Her solo album, Yellow Ranger, was released on February 11, 2014.[citation needed] The EP includes a number of her previous singles released via YouTube, including the title track "Yellow Ranger" as well as "Queef master", "NYC Boats n' hoes", and "Mayor Bloomberg (Giant Margarita)"
>Singles: "My Vag", "NYC Bitche$", "Queef"
Sup Forums is going to love her
actually I fucked that up Paulson = Eddie Jemison (the tech guy)
>Implying they won't do everything in heels and miniskirts
Is that the basis for the bojack dolphin shit?
So the sequel will be Ocean's 9/11?
The only realistic way this could work, is if each woman finds a specific man to seduce as a means of distraction.
>awkwafina
>it isn't the nigger
Imagine my surprise.
you know she gets BLACKED on the regular though
>Sandra Bullock
She's a very talented actress when the movie is allowed to be about her which is virtually never nowadays.
this is going to be hilarious
What are they knocking over, a Victoria's Secret?
i looove helena bonham carter. She's so quirky! lol
youtube.com
>Awkwafina "My Vag" (Official Video)
>Produced by Awkwafina. Hailing from the same alma mater as Nicki Minaj and Azealia Banks, here's the new video from Asian female rap sensation AWKWAFINA.
>They couldn't even get 3 more actresses who wanted in.
t. Paul Feig
Literally Ghostbusters 2016 2.0, although I don't think many people give a fuck about the Ocean's franchise, so I imagine it will be allowed to pass in relative silence unless they really go hard on the feminist angle in the marketing
Is this music?
yes, grandpa It's hip and edgy
what's with hollywood's current obsession with remakes or sequels nobody asked for
No its kino
It's not like Ghostbusters tho. It's a spinoff, not a replacement franchise.
Bullshit. Just a faggy "my dick" ripoff. Typical women, always stealing the men's hard work
You can barely see any of the actresses' faces. Shouldn't the poster give a better view of the characters?
>Cate Blanchett
Why God why
original ideas don't do well, tried with Valarian
That, and maybe they should have lined the actresses up based upon the names on the top
They needed some actual actresses to carry it.
>some nigress named herself after the bottled water brand aquafina
hahahaha are you serious
Wait... so this is actually going to happen?
WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING GET OVER IT
SLAAAAAAAY QUEEEEEEEN
she's asian
see
I thought Chris Brown was a violent asshole until I heard "Wild Thoughts" at the gym five times a night, every day.
I understand where he comes from now.
>Aqua Finna
WE WUZ WATER N SHEIT
What the fuck is an Awkwafina?
jesus. fucking. christ. did they really make this? I thought it had gotten dropped before it got into actual production.
This just makes women look so weak. No different than the ghostbusters re-make with all female cast. you wanna look strong, creative and don't need no man? Come up with something new instead of riding men's coat tails.
it's Korean for "my vag is better than a penis," loosely translated of course. We don't really have a word for it in English.
Just fucking kill me now
Of all the pooinloos you could choose
Asian female rap sensation,Hailing from the same alma mater as Nicki Minaj and Azealia Bank AWKWAFINA.
That's fair, although given that the last Ocean's movie was nearly decade ago, I'd say that there isn't a massive difference between a spinoff and a reboot in this case
>AWKWAFINA
Who the fuck is that? Is that a fucking pun of Aquafina? Good lord, just blow up the planet already. We've clearly lost all hope.
They never do.
They could, but it takes a lot of effort not worth spending on internet autismo.
The force is female. Just let it in, fascist pig.
I thought Awkwafina was a character on Bojack Horseman.
I'd rather listen to kmart radio
youtube.com
Say what you want about Banks but 212 and her first mixtape are super tight and enjoyable and she has an amazing flow. Too bad she's a batshit insane dickhead who implodes every chance she gets.
>Awkwafina
Dude wut
>implying nuGhostbusters wasn't a spinoff
For sure it's a reboot, but at least it's not meant to replace the characters from the old movies. A couple of them will also be in it.
I don't see this getting the type of backlash that Ghostbusters did. I'm pretty sure whatever studio is producing this learned a thing or two from the Ghostbusters marketing.
Unironically legitimately hype for it
Mulaney warned us about this years ago
Stop being so fucking racist it's just a name god I hate this board sometimes
>someone had this kid inside them for 9 monts and in those 9 monts they decided to call it awkwafina
Please tell me how is this not inmensily retarded
Almost as retarded as thinking it's a real name.
1. This "Ocean's" thing kinda sounds familiar, no?
2. I don't know why, but I somehow figured this poster would have some vibe where Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" would play out of it. I think I'll have to wait until the reviews come out - if its a remake (I presume from some of the posts here), I hope it'll be good on its own merits.
Go hang yourself with a belt fucking tourist
This post sucks.
Same reason as Thor. For her boys to fap to her character.
rihanna with her massive down syndrome forehead
the rumor is her acting was so bad they are cutting most of her scenes.
>literally something named "awkwafina"
Where do they find these people?
...
I can't tell if you are actually retarded, or just pretending. Either way you're a moron.
>making fun of an odd name is racist
And there literally is a character in Bojack called Sextina Awkwafina.
i understood your lame fat joke, thanks. i was trying to have a serious discussion about casting leslie jones in this flick
its going to break even and have 0 gross (hyperboling here) outside the USA
'no'
Canadafag here.
How come my on demand movie service has Oceans 11 and 13, but not 12? I understand 12 got shit on pretty hard, but it pisses me off how I can watch 11 and 13 but not 12. Doesn't make any sense to me?
I want all leafs to burn