Things we liked about TLJ

Rey has a great ass

alot of lewd pit scenes and she kept getting her clothes wet making me horny for her delicious nipple

The irons

Hints of Poe X Rey becoming canon.

The entire movie is great and half the negative reactions are falseflag "I have to shit on popular movies" and the other half are mouth-breathing "b-b-but w-where's the fanservice???"

When half the movie wasn't just my fellow audience members going, "WOW', and clapping every five seconds, I knew we had a good movie on our hands

Say what you want but the TLJ is the first Star Wars "about" something in almost three decades

How do you all get past her feminist fish mouth and shoulders?

Nipples are all she has, no boobs at all.

truth, how you could even turn on your saber while looking at her is beyond me OP you must be a faggot

This perfectly sums up my thoughts

Just seemed like a 2 hour commercial to me.

the silent light speed attack was cool

>the first Star Wars "about" something
and it failed. it tried too hard and failed. almost every "meaningful" bit felt contrived. the handful of good scenes got drowned out by garbage.

fucking GAS yourself

>Hints of Poe X Rey
Kill yourself shipfag

Rey's Parents were nobodies

yeah. rian johnson is a hack when it comes to creating themes. looper and fly are both great examples of this, and now the last jedi is too. he tries to make his movies have a theme but ends up creating a messy story that isn't interesting to support it

that she won't get preggo if I don't pull out

>contrived
explain
>a movie about failure fails
fair enough, but at least it's "about" something, and I'd prefer a shitty movie "about" something than a good mindless 2 hours like TFA which I enjoyed as well any day

The thoughts of a faggot retard

I just got back from the theater. People laughed at the quips, but they also awkwardly giggled at parts that were supposed to be serious like Leia in Space and the Star Destroyer getting rammed. Some guy even said "really?" when they showed the ridiculous-looking closeup of Snoke's dead face. The whole thing was a clusterfuck of Narm, shark-jumping, and a tone so incoherent you'd think it had rapid-cycle bipolar. You could feel the collective eye-rolling by the time the movie was halfway through its endless slog, and it only got a smattering of polite Americlaps at the end.

The marketing is no longer being drowned out by all the negative voices because no one gives a damn about this movie anymore. You lost on Sup Forums again. Give up.

Are you butthurt you can't downvote my opinion? Grow up retard.

I bet you're the kind of faggot that unironically thinks sharknado is a great movie

I just realized that "I've got a bad feeling about this" wasn't uttered once during the entire movie. I can't fucking believe it. Disney has truly killed Star Wars.

Hey man I don't know what backwater shithole you're from but that doesn't make the movie bad
upvote
This is barely a coherent response but I applaud you for managing to type with an extra chromosome

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No im just disgusted 90s born faggots like you act like teenage girls. Fucking queer.

imagining what her pusy smells like

Start at feet and move up.

I was born in '88 and you type like a 20 yr old moron.

>people ship characters therefore they're teenage girls boo hoo

It made me appreciate the prequel's more.

I think we all know why it showed a close up of Luke sweating as he watched her train.

>contrived
the whole movie was clearly shaped to wipe the slate clean. all it did was reset the board to tiny band of rebels versus fascist baddies.
>a movie about failure fails
>movie about failure
thats a stretch...

I really do hope I'm just missing something and someone can explain that I'm a moron for disliking this film.

Based

When did you start transitioning faggot? Straight men dont do this shit. Kill yourself homo.

Reylo ofcourse

The awkward milking scene

Post it faggot

"REBEL Scum"

That was pretty cool. Finn and Poe were pretty based in this movie. I don't even give a shit about Rey anymore

this, watching that green milk drip off of Mark Hamill's vagrant beard actually brought me to half mast

>"REBEL Scum"
That was fucking retarded member shit.

The dynamic between Rey and Kylo was great. She should have taken his fucking hand and made in interesting

Cut your throat shipfag

>movie begins with poe losing 3/4ths of a squad for a minor victory
>characters directly reference failure multiple times as a building block to personal development
>luke's entire arc is about accepting that he failed kylo ren
>finn fails twice throughout the film
>yoda comes in just to make fun of luke for failing and explain that the most important lesson he could teach to rey is to learn from failure
>yoda literally burns down the symbol of the jedi to hammer this home

What's the original pasta?

I liked kylo desu, much better this time around than TFA, I also like how snoke shat on him and pointed out he lost to a girl who hadn't used a saber before.

I liked when Luke saw R2 again and Chewie.
The light speed kamikaze was pretty cool.

But thats about it everything else was utter shit

Have you ever had an original thought, friend?

At first I was like, hey, she looks a lot prettier with the helmet, and then I realized. I would have switched the casting of the two sisters.

Just shut up, please.

>literally, LITERALLY being ass-blasted i liked a movie you didn't
kek

Have you ever not tried to bait?

"Real men dont talk about characters being attracted to each other you must be a gay"

I'm not baiting. If you want to argue what I'm saying go ahead, if you have nothing to say but "y-y-you're just baiting, t-that's why you have a different opinion" then just accept that the movie is good and you're either a contrarian or a brainlet

Pretty sure making the ugly one the hero was the point.

holy shit that was worse than all of the prequels. Complete snoosefest the entire movie. Just when I thought luke was going to do something awesome at the end, we get cucked.

Rey still a cute

He clearly meant take his hand as in join the dark side. You must be a kissless virgin if you think everything is about shipping

Dude.
I enjoyed TFA.
Set up the new trilogy well.
Felt like a star wars movie

I am fucking bitterly disappointed.
Was an ok stand a lone action film but..
No answers on Snoke or Rey.
Repetitive scenes.
scenes were too fast, didnt feel like a star wars movie at all.
Luke was not serious at all, didnt really train her

Fuck
what a waste
Rian made JJ look like a fucking expert

Pure kino scene
I bet the meta symbolism flew over everyone's heads.

It's true, Daisy is cute and that helped me watch this pretty crappy movie

>didn't like a movie about letting go of the past because it let go of the past
i'm sorry it didn't work for you but i'm sure you at least got it...right?

what's it about?

ITT: I have no arguments but I must scream

Youre right. Worthless tranny garbge. Fuck off.

she looks like a mongoloid

why did the mother hit the bottle while preggers with the other one??

failure and letting go of the past, the characters in the movie say this like 30 times, if you didn't watch the movie/pay attention to it (sorry you're out $12) i can't help you

feel free to use this user's list to understand a bit of the former theme

In no was was that better than the force awakens.

It felt like an action film in space, not a star wars film.
New director written all over it.

Rey is shit

Eh, better a spic than a nigger.

Shes becoming Jennifer Lawrence way too fucking early. Way to destroy your career you stuck up tart.

My god you beta faggots are pathetic. I bet you play as a girl in games and go "B...BUT DA ASS!" and donate to cos players thinking they are gonna suck your dick.

Jesus...

Why do these shit threads always have some contrarian antagonizing shitposter within the first 10 posts?

am i the only one who likes her face (and mouth)?

impostor pusy poster fuck off

What the fuck was up with that part? Were we supposed to think it was a ship or something before the big comic "reveal"? Because it just looked like a fucking iron, and I was wondering why they were showing a close-up of a clothes iron.

It's amazing that on an entire board of people shitting on one of the best reviewed movies of the year that liking the movie is being contrarian

DELET

>wanting to stare at guys' asses in video games
Hahahahahahahahahaha

THAT FUCKING KAMIKAZE BY CAPTAIN HOLDO INTO THE DREADNOUGHT

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

That Luke says at the height of the jedi's power their own hubris allowed Darth Sidious to take power. I would have preferred less casino hijinks and more Luke teaching Rey WHY the jedi failed and telling her why she shouldn't want to be a "jedi" not just summing it up with one line.

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Fag

Should have been Ackbar instead of a literal who

adam driver is phenomenal

Fuck disney

But the pretty one was the hero. She sacrificed her life to destroy a massive enemy ship. The ugly one prevented a comrade from willingly sacrificing himself to destroy an enemy superweapon at the resistance's darkest hour, and if it weren't for Luke and Rey would have doomed them all. And the had the fucking audacity to act like she did the right thing by "saving what she loved" at the cost of fucking over the whole galaxy. The fat one was a mechanic who should have stayed one, because she was a disgrace of a soldier.

Driver and even rey did great.

but the movie was really shockingly poorly paced and jumbled

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The pretty one fucked things up by not telling Poe what happened as well. In fact this entire movie was about miscommunications.

Honestly i liked everything except for the attempts at comedy, and the obvious flux capacitor tracking computer

Who?

I keep on hearing this scene was great but nobody has a fucking webm of it

Kill yourself

Even the part where Luke says I will not be Disney's Star Wars: Episode 8 The Last Jedi™ to Kylo?

you people actually PAID money to see this SJW commie trash?

I like how luke is dead now, free from having his character tarnished even more. then I remember they'll bring him as a ghost later

just make Legends canon again and stop fucking around disney

captcha: Avenida Solo

see All of you should follow suit

heartily kek'd this is some next level shit

i mean, it was a little cheesy yeah but it didnt come out of nowhere, felt right to base it on the speech he was giving his other student