There's no character more hated that Jar J-

>There's no character more hated that Jar J-
*blocks your path*

At least Jar Jar wasn't a despicable bitch and was a little fuckable

>Tumblr the character

Womyn are strong and wise leaders!!!11!1!! I have no idea what you're talking about!!1!111!

>we want the nu-female audience

FUCK WHITE MALES

She had a great scene tho. I can't recall Jar Jar ever doing anything cool

senpai this is a child's movie

stop

Why the fuck didn't she just tell everyone her plan? Its not it was crazy or anything

>hey guys, I know, there is the old rebel base not far we can make it there

Why did she have to be such a cunt about it?

MUH PATRIARCHY

>hating Laura Dern

When she made the decision to warp suicide into the imperial ship, did she consult the rest of the hundreds of crew members? Or did she just make the executive decision to kill them All?

she was barely in this movie.

>THIS argument again
Yeah, I felt that the decapitation scenes were really appropriate for my eight-year-old to see.

you mean when she was alone in the ship?

If you hated her then you hated Jurassic Park and you can kill yourself. But not until you watch me fug ur mam.

Why did they turn Poe into a fucking idiot?

Why didn't she just tell everyone her plan

Why did they suddenly have shields for the transports?

Why did that random mexican han solo know about the shields and how to take them down?

>can't tell character from actress
Because Disney doesn't know what they're doing.

Haven't seen it. Do you hate her because she's actually a bad character or just because she's a woman with Tumblr hair

idk why she was being such a secretive cunt about her plan (was getting caught part of it?)
the lightspeed kamikaze scene was GAR as fuck tho, straight /m/ kino

He made the motion that gave Sheev emergency power.

is this, i dare say it, a nu-female?

both. they clearly shoehorned her into the movie. this whole movie is a fucking mess

Did you not watch the film? She was the only one in the ship.

it was supposed to go with all the strong women propaganda in every show, movie, and music. they had this planned because they thought Hilary would win. Entertainment always supports the current political climate to help control the masses.

She looked like she was going to do a soliquoy about how trump is a dictator who literally deported her beaner friends

I just want an image of the lightspeed cruiser attack. I haven't seen it anywhere on here. I think it would make a sick wallpaper for a week.

I haven't seen it yet I was just curious. The way people described it made it sound like she just suicided one destroyer into another

He fought the droid the army and took down a AAT with his sheer retardation. He was ok.

That fucking hair. I'm not sure if they wanted her to look like a crazy feminist or if it's a failed attempt at an alien looking star wars design.

It's almost definitely both.

Not even the hunger games crowd likes the social justice hairstyle anymore

diane, when you get this message, kill yourself

The rest of the ship had been abandoned. She was the sole crewman at that time.

she literally did nothing wrong and died a really badass death, you fucking pt apologist cunt.

don't get me wrong, I didn't like the film, and there's plenty to dislike about it, but you haven't even seen it yet, so fuck off retard.

you mean crew WOMEN
fucking cis white male scum

I'm so fucking sorry.

>didn't see the movie, the posts
shocking.

>I haven't seen it
exhibit a

KILLING
IN
THE
NAME
OF...

Was she the worst commander ever?
>have a decent plan
>tell noone because reasons and risk mutiny
I mean there was literally no reasons for her not to trust Poe. Or the rest of her crew. I mean they mention deserters, but who the fuck wouldn't desert when it seems like your commander has no plan at all?

I have seen it you fucking boot-licker. kys

Some of those that train younglings,
Are the same that burn doctrines,

At least she was good eye candy, looked amazing for her age

Why didn't they use lightspeed allahu akbar on the death star if lightspeed ramming is possible?

that hair is shopped, right?

I hated her at the beginning, but she actually does redeem herself. I still don't like her, but I don't hate or dislike her anymore.

Are we seriously comparing a character who had potential to be a decent character to Jar Jar Binks? This is a universally hated character who contributed nothing to the Star Wars universe and serves as comic relief that fails at every instance.

The only thing she didn't do right was that she kept her plan secret from everyone, basically fucking around Poe and getting Finn and Rose to go to the casino planet and get Benicio which goes badly for everyone involved.

If she had just told Poe what's up, they wouldn't have known about the escape crafts leaving the shuttle.

Her light speed kamikaze was beautiful filmmaking though, I would have been more content if they'd gotten Leia to do that, she'd have gone out in a blaze of glory and been a phyrric victory for us all.

Just because she's a bitch to begin with and had dyed hair, doesn't instantly make her a tumblr bitch.

Don't the lego video games do a lot of this? It's about how gruesome the death is, if it's glossed over and not gratuitous, it can get past the ratings agency and still be kid-friendly.

Similar how you can beat the shit out of Pokemon in Pokemon games, but it barely even registers as a PG 13 game despite essentially glorifying animal cruelty.

I'd say the Porgs are the Jar Jar Binks of the nu-trilogy. them or Hugs. literally comic relief. they've never had a funnier character in these movies, and they made him work(in that capacity).

although I only found him funny in an ironic-sense since my brainwaves operate at a higher theta sphere than normies.

You're not wrong about the feminist angle, but she's also bisexual, which just adds to the grossness of them giving her purple hair.

>>I, the second highest ranked officer in the resistance, need to stay behind to pilot the ship in a straight line until I die
>literally does nothing but pace around and look out the window until she decides to kamikaze

What did she mean by this?

Her not telling everyone made zero sense, especially when Poe fucking takes over, that would have been a perfect time. Just a quick "wait a minute jackass, this is the plan, don't ruin it." There's no reason to withhold that information. Maybe if there was a traitor subplot where they thought someone was leaking their location instead of them being track, that would have made sense. Have her keep the plan close to the vest so it couldn't get spilled early. Then her actions make sense. Her not telling Poe, and I guess the couple of people that Poe got to help him, but literally everyone else, served zero purpose and ended up costing her life along with dozens of others.

HERE COMES MY HERO

Nigger lover the post

Yeah it feels like that was initially the plan of why she keeps it on the d low, but now it makes no sense, she just lets everything go to shit. I agree it makes no sense.

That, however, is far less bad than Jar jar who does nothing but be annoying on screen for far too long.

Huh, the fucking asian pug dog face bitch was worse than her.

Yeah, not as bad as Jar Jar, but just shitty writing.

Is it just me, or did anyone get a weird communist vibe from the Resistance? On the Casino planet the empire was framed as the evil capitalists that oppress the poor stable boys of color. Then with the whole weird animal liberation thing too. Are the Resistance communists?

Also fuck her stupid mansplaining speech.

This

A woman sacrificing herself for the greater good

C'mon Disney I can buy alot of bullshit but not that

>hating based Laura Dern
Lot of people getting LYNCHED in theatres this week...

the chase took far far far too long

and their solution is dumb, just shut down the mcguffin on the ship sure okay
and characters manage to just leave it and go to a casino planet
and meanwhile days are passing on the planet luke and rey are on when apparently there are mere hours remaining

But if this tactic is THAT effective, and in Rogue one ship ramming is also effective at ignoring shields, why would no one have come up with the idea of giant lightspeed rail guns to destroy capital ships?

They're Antifa. They're the Radical Part of the Rebel Alliance, or Allied Government or whatever, that are the only ones who care about the Third Order.

Please tell me the chink was driving the space ship

>poor stable boys of color
what the fuck are you talking about?
We only saw three of them and two of them were white.

In the last 10 mins or so there was literally a headshot of Finn on the screen while Leia was saying “We need a rebellion”

Oh now you've learned to actually know what you're talking about instead of mouthing off like you no shit when you don't have a fucking clue. What the fuck is your problem are you that fucking stupid that you thought you could get away acting like you watched the movie? Fuck you you cock bag piece of shit.

The question you should be asking is:

>If the starship has mass when going to lightspeed why doesn't it rip itself apart when it collides with space-dust at the speed of light

I always though they went into a wormhole or something. Hyperdrives seem pretty dangerous now. If there's anything in the way you get blown up to Kingdom Come.

Thats a fair point, was she close to the ship she was hitting when she did that? Maybe she wasn't quite at LS yet and that's how they will explain that one away

Definitely and missed opportunity. She could have been good as a commander for the Republic.
She wouldn't need a lot of screen-time, just enough to make sjws happy so that they shut the fuck up.

It should have been ackbar. Why wasn't it ackbar? Why this literal who?

While I do appreciate the RKKV footage this opens up a billion plot-holes in the SW universe

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>and in Rogue one ship ramming is also effective at ignoring shields
In Rogue one ship ram only worked because they disabled it's shields and thrusters.

The fact that this suicide ship is okay is absurd because they could easily destroy every Star Destroyer by ramming a big ship in it on hyperspace

>Why wasn't it ackbar?
I honestly think because his name makes up half of "Alahu ackbar"

She does, she flies a cruise ship that required multitude of people to handle control system and executes light speed kamikaze ALONE

That's how it's always been. They have to constantly update the positions of stars on their navicomputer to avoid crashing.

I'll be honest, whilst watching this scene it fucking kicked ass. At lot of scenes were really cool WHILST watching. I especially liked Luke doing force gymnastics.

Sadly, it all became retarded after the fact.
Why not use a single rebel frigate and plow it into the death star at light speed.... why not do that to every problem? Or at the very least hyperspace mass drivers.

A lot of the film was fun to watch, it just becomes stupid once you think about it.

Ok, I laughed.

>Why not use a single rebel frigate and plow it into the death star at light speed

Why waste frigates?

Strap an engine on an asteroid and use that.

the shit poe escapes is world breaking too i mean hes pulling off shit that he would need gravity for

Kek

Oh no they roped poor Laura Dern into this too. I hope they just let her do Lynch films forever so she doesn't have to remember this rape on her cinematography

I find her strangely attractive.

I hate basic bitches that paint their hair to unnatural colors

You keep posting this in every single thread but I don't get it, is this reviews for TLJ or what?