TLJ Reviews *SPOILERS*

Claims the thing people will complain most about was that it was too long. Doesn't suggest what could've easily be trimmed down.
Then goes on to say the people that don't like it are probably idiots that liked Rouge One for being dark and edgy.
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I guess RedLetterMedia was right about what happens when you get given a laminate and get to take a selfie with a droid.

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she's literally employed by disney

girls lack the understanding to fully grasp the concept of star wars

I want to be that porg
I want to hug her at night and whisper things like
>I feel complete with you
>I'm happiest when I'm with you
>You're the best thing that's happened to me
>Making you happy is the one goal i have in life
>I want to have children with you

>girls lack the understanding to fully grasp the concept of star wars
WOOOOOAAAH people hit each other with laser sticks and fly around in space, soooooo deep man.

Is she in California, if she's ever in NY, I'll sneak into her hotel and do it.

her opinion is pretty much 90% of normies

"it was fun, shut your brain off. I was really hyped. Porgs were funny. I'm glad it wasnt dark and edgy"

Consumerist Whore

Now what do I do with this boner? Fug

10/10

I'd fuck that grinch, but I'd slap her afterwards to restore some of my dignity

She's a literal slut irl. Post the pic of her wearing no pants that she posted on twitter

>Claims the thing people will complain most about was that it was too long
I fucking wish that was the movie's biggest problem
>Then goes on to say the people that don't like it are probably idiots that liked Rouge One for being dark and edgy
>mfw

How much do you think she was paid for that line?

This bitch is so retarded.
>my job is to like star wars
>but dw guys totes not biased xd
The whore has the audacity to praise the movie for bringing the """real""" Yoda back and not the prequel one, but has nothing to say about them fundamentally altering Luke's character? Not even a word about that?
>it's so cool to see them fighting together we never see that!!!!!!! oMG

yeah sure, but she's hot

fuck this shill bitch

>she's hot
In what world? Britain? She's average at best. You can be sure she's skinnyfat under those clothes and her hair is thin and unhealthy.
Literally average.

I would gladly

>In what world?
In our world.
>She's average at best.
'no'

Yes, she is. I don't know what dump you live in if you think this is hot or how love your standards are. Surely the word "hot" implies that a person has both sex appeal, an alluring presence, and an excellent physique. Just because your retarded 12 yo cousin calls some skater boy that's skin and bones hot because she has no idea how to judge male attractiveness doesn't means she's right. And neither are you. Pic related, this is hot.

jenny is qt tbphwy

>starts posting half naked men to show what he considers "hot"
Oh you're gay. Well that explains it.

>Rouge one
>dark and edgy

pick one, pleb

stupid slut. Disney shill

Looking at your mother it's really no mystery why you have trash taste in women. Jenny is adorable.

>Jenny is adorable.
not him, but her profile is terrible

I'm not gay, and you don't need to be to evaluate what counts as hot. There are plenty of people I can't stand that I would still count as hot. Just because you find some skinnyfat YouTuber good enough for a shag doesn't make her hot.

Sauce?

>posting that fat wetback that was too lazy to hit the treadmill so she cut off her tits
*inhales*

she's a dyke, I hope you realize that.

Cry louder.

>Disney shill
Well, she's certainly an enthusiast and gives it a lot of attention.

Regardless, I certainly would like to [insert various lewd acts on Jenny here]

She was hot back then. No longer. But she was.

look up any of her sceen junkies shows where she's unable to use the social media camera angle that makes her more attractive than she actually is

fucking this

>muh bailey
no proof

she literally works/worked at Disneyland

>News at 10
>Girl likes girly things

Somebody taking tickets at Disneyland doesn't make them like a savvy compromised insider at the company. I used to live around there and most people I knew had a job there at some point, and a Disneyland pass, etc (I've had a couple).

POST ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I
HURT
MYSELF
TODAY...

I mean, she's probably just some dork who is like omg so kewl to have a job serving burgers at a stand in Tomorrowland or whatever

she is/was a tour guide

Are there any pics of Jenny in white panties?

(this is Star Wars related)

Wrong reviews, capitan.

>posts bateman and then literally a fat pig faced child while saying this shit
Are you severely mentally ill?

Yeah, that's literally nothing. Doesn't make you a company insider. That's bottom-of-the-totem-pole, shitty part time job type shit. I've had several friends who've had that job. Like trust me they're not going to special Disney meetings and instructed on Disney's big ad campaigns etc. They're just hired because they can act peppy and cheerful and on-brand while leading tourists around a part of the park or whatever.

>he doesn't like fit men and chubby cow tits
Do you even lift? Unironically asking that.

>being this delusional
must be nice to be so blind

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>Are you severely mentally ill?
he's posting trannies now, so I think it explains itself

Dude, I grew up right by the park. I have been there like a hundred times, and most of my friends have worked there. I would know that (obviously) not every person with some shitty little nothing summer job there is some big conspiring company shill. Just like you're not a compromised shill if you get a job at Target or Walmart, you're just some nobody getting underpaid while generally being out of the loop. Do you have any life experience beyond your bedroom?

Stop bullying me.

>Do you have any life experience beyond your bedroom?
>getting this defensive and projecting now
so let me get this straight. you think some chick who worked at disneyland, was invited to the initial screening of TLJ before its worldwide release, and who shills star wars shit on her channel and on the screenjunkies channel, isn't shilling in her most recent video by making the most broad positive statements about the movie? do you really think you need to be a big wig to shill, or am I being memed here?

FEET OR GTFO YOU BULLING CYNTS

>Implying ameribrainlets can understand the cinematic masterpiece that is TLJ
There is a reason why production was moved to England

'dykes' like her grow out of it.

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t. pleb without standards

It's become the Zelda of movies

she is pretty much the epitome of that RLM nerd crew video

Autism

Why are you randomly posting a hand drawn picture of your mom on a post about Star Wars and Jenny?

DC Pajeet confirmed!

I respect her.

buying star wars merch with patreon money "ironically" is so much better

I don’t know where she gets this impression from, all I see is people wanting to fuck her in the butt or calling her retarded

Where’s the ‘crying’? Projection

I really want to fuck her ass while holding her against a wall, I want to hear cute squeaks as she braces against the hard thrusting

>not a perfect movie
>100/100
I dont even know how to comment it. It is just... Sad?

t. 12 y.o.

Reviews are a joke yet people still pay attention because they are told consensus is good

Just like climate change, it’s settled science goy

>comparing paid reviewers to climate change
Seriously, dude? You realize that in the same way you can watch the movie, you can go look at the science behind climate change yourself.

I know that, but its still inconceivable for me. In the age of internet, when its possible to any random randy to be heard by literally entire world, you would think that biggest merit of "proffesional" journalist will be their, well, professionalism. But they are mostly just glorified shills at best. And its not just about critics, but basically about entire industry.

I did, and found plenty of ice sheet specialists which admit flaws of their system they are still testing. Also correlation =\= causation, that’s a logical fallacy

Science is a fucking joke thanks to politics

Trim out most if not all things regarding Finn and Rose. Literally easiest fix ever.

she browses /mlp/

>I did, and found plenty of ice sheet specialists which admit flaws of their system they are still testing. Also correlation =\= causation, that’s a logical fallacy
What does this have to do with ice sheet specialists? You could also have the ice sheet melting for completely different reasons. You clearly don't know how this works, so stop pretending that you fucking do. You're like those people that say, "Oh, clearly global warming is/isn't real, look how hot/cold this year was." Protip, that's not how it fucking works.

Maybe the very method of data testing? They don’t know the age of the methane is the same as the age of the ice sheet. I’d say they are pretty trustworthy on this brainlet

>thumbnail makes it look like she's holding a giant cock

>tfw it's not your cock
kill me

She had to delete her original upload for some reason. I'm guessing it was the comments calling out her bullshit.

Not an argument.

>for some reason
It's because people were bitching about spoilers. There's no actual difference between the videos, she just reuploaded it after the official release hit.

You know she's not on here right? And even if she was, white knights never get to bang the pussy they're "defending".

Who said I thought she was?

It's funny if that's the case because it also eliminated all the people making cogent points about her shitty bought and paid for opinion.

The original wasn't even up for that long. I'm sure plenty of people have called her out for her shit on the reupload.

Did anyone else see her wanking off someone?

>obsessing over some average looking random cunt woman that doesn't even know you exist
god damn
i wonder how it feels to be hollow inside

I like this chick but she has a dangerous streak in her to stand up for herself, which is obviously fine but could land her in trouble.

Pic related, she kicked off on a guy on Facebook because he mentioned something about her legs. His comment was really dumb - you can see literally a centimeter of thigh in the picture - but she's a public figure and needs to start to realise you can't just jump on everything you don't like that people say to you.

>Sup Forums and reddit raids review site and downvotes movie
>OH NO NO NO AHAHAHA MOVIE SUCKS
it doesn't work like that you dummy

She works at Disneyland because she's a fan. Retard.

Her best friend is an uber feminist, so it's safe to say she has that same mentality (she's just not as open about it as her friend is on her social media), so that shit isn't going to change. You can't even look at some cunt like that without them wanting to bite your head off.

she's a dirty slut tbqh

She wants it. Go in buddy.

Don't worry, that's not me. I'm not stupid enough to post my creeper comments under my real name.

The fat one she went to the premiere with? Yeah, that one isn't going to adjust her views, but Jenny has the potential to be adjusted.

>The fat one she went to the premiere with?
No that's not her. Her best friend's name is Bailey and along with being a feminist, she's also a Jew.
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I suspect she gets pounded every which way from Sunday at the cons but I doubt very much that she sleeps around that much in her day to day.

Not to mention that she was obviously never the prettiest or most popular girl in school but she's blossomed loads in her early 20s, has kept her body really nice and tight and NOW she's premium waifu-tier chick for Star Wars nerds because she clearly really cares about it. She's going to have to get used to this idea or lose her audience quite quickly.

Literally 5 seconds of looking at her twitter.

Now someone go find her saying "as a white woman, I..."

Except Zelda is actually enjoyable, nu-SW is fucking shit

>when the friend is hotter than the main chick
ooooo mike-y like-y!!

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I wouldn't keep going. Some of that shit is fucking annoying to read.

>Some