Who would best portray Elvira's character in the new Scarface remake and why is it Miley Cyrus?

Who would best portray Elvira's character in the new Scarface remake and why is it Miley Cyrus?.

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Miley is too ripped and healthy looking, i would go with Amy Adams or Margot Robbie, they could make good cokeheads

fahhhkkkn jhuuuunkey

>Amy Adams
>Ginger
>Tony's girlfriend
Mfw

Fite me.

Elle Fanning

>new Scarface
>hahaha what a retard
>google it just to be sure

FUCKING WHY

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Why not?

jared leto.

Too innocent and petite

Rooney

She has that soulless look

user the word you're looking for is "ugly"

Wait,they are remaking a remake?

She has something going on, just not something Tony Montana would be satisfied with.
Yes sir, Google it.

Silence! I kill you!

Is that Refn on the right? Why does it sometimes look like he has a perfectly normal jaw but in other photos it's like his face is just etched onto an elongated neck?

"Rush, rush gimme yayo."

>Scarface remake
the whole reason why people love that movie is because of the 80s aesthetic

it's pointless to remake that movie. yes, I'm aware that scarface was a remake. which is exactly why you shouldn't do it AGAIN.

they already fucked up. Diego Luna is not threatening-looking.

Why do they have to remake fucking EVERYTHING
did people just stop writing shit a few years ago or what?
Fuck. Let the classics rest.

They already remade the remake. Its called GTA Vice City

You are right user,its just like something like karate kid,its outdated as hell and thats its charm,can anyone imagine scarface wthout a stupid montage?

>stupid montage
I'll fucking show you stupid montage

What were they laughing about during the montage?

it's amazing how vice city predicted that whole 80s revival a decade before.

Quasimodo predicted all this

you a fuckin piece of chit

>Petite

She's six feet tall.

>Implying 80's aesthetic appeal ever went away.

I believe this is the role Bella Thorne was born to play.

google says 1.75m

>subhuman mandible

Elvira is a classic american beauty who exudes innocence and confidence while being an emotionally unbalanced coke head.

Clearly the perfect actress to portray her is Taylor Swift

True, I bet they're gonna give him some even bloodier and more violent backstory, or make him more aggressive to compensate for this.

Kinda' fits. would be a close second minus the sunken look in her eyes.

I stand corrected.

Any pretty white blonde would fit her look with some makeup and coaching,
But that's just covering the look,
while Miley is iconic for all the things that the females like Elvira were even in the story for.
"Rush, rush gimme yayo"
Pic related

I mean cmon.....

What do millenials consider threatening?

i got u family

Not that she's capable of acting, but bella thorne's real life persona would match Elvira's nearly perfectly.
Good pick.

Too young for the role, they need someone with an aged look.

Maybe as Tony's sister.

...

"Medium or large?!"

DON'T SHOOT

HERE, MY WALLET

ooo

Coincidence?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Qwl_9OoI8

I got Tony's sister right here.

I think not!
Good post!

Remember

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

We must not forget that this was what made Scarface iconic.

Elvira cannot just be any cokewhore becuase Tony wasnt looking for just any cokewhore.

Is Blanchard ready for a role of this magnitude?

That

but who has good chemistry with Diego on-screen?

>a Powerful criminal immigrant charming a spoiled free spirit blonde coke bunny.

Diego would be almost all the chemistry, all Miley would have to do is be herself, think about it.

I'll just wait for who the Coen bros pick

my picks for the leads

How would you make her look like a cokehead if she were picked?

What if they dont get a blimp to pass buy after Tony sleeps with the wife of the guy he just killed?

makeup and weight loss

her neck is too long m8 maybe she could play his sister that's for some reason white I see them being dumb and picking cara or some shit

I could see it

How does this image make you feel?

>her neck is too long

miley is tatted to hell, whoever gets cast, won't have any tattoos.

that's why Elle is perfect

I just dont feel i would see this girl in the same club that a modern day tony would go.

>modern day tony

interesting

what would he be like?

"A political dissedent"

Too young,they need a real grown up woman

>""

like this?

Something like,

"It was never about the money"

Miley is cool pick, but my personal pushes are Selena Gomez, Emma Roberts, Anya Joy Taylor, & “Da Swift”

They can wait 4 years so that she can be the same age as Michelle when she did the original movie