Upload it already, Jay

Upload it already, Jay.

ITT: We await for RLM's The Last Jedi review and predict their reactions

they're going to say it sucked because that's the honest to god truth. Rian Johnson is a faggot and he blew it.

Remember to report shill threads

>complain about star wars being same shit for years
>last jedi is something completely new and different

if they dont love it they're gonna look like idiots

>Half in the Bag episodes generally come out 2-3 days after a movie's release
>movie's only been out for 12 hours in the US
>WHY ISN'T THEIR REVIEW OUT YET?????

Just because it's different doesn't give it a free pass. The fucking prequels were different.

Who cares, i'm anxiously waiting for it. I hope they call it shit and not pussy out like: It was alright.

>not validating my opinion is "pussying out"

They will compare it to prequels, because it was made about as competently as prequels.

No.

...

Exactly. But to be honest i haven't even seen it. And i call it shit because Sup Forums shits on it. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

i'd rather them review ferdinand anyway

It's everything i hoped for it to be Jay
Whaaaaat

>caring about starshit

I think I'll wait for the Ferdkino review, thanks.

Jay: "well im not really sure about it, what did you think Mike?"
Mike: "I liked it"
Jay:"Yeah I liked it too"

And who was responsible for the glitch?

they liked tfa though

My guess is that they won't praise it but they also won't be anywhere near as harsh on it as people here want them to be.

underrated

I think a lot of Mike's initial response to TFA was just that it wasn't as horrible as the prequels, which he loathed. They filmed the review as soon as they got out of the cinema. You could tell that his love had worn out by the time Rogue One was released. He's going into this one with a clear mind.

Because it was a decent popcorn flick with a couple of decent characters. It was like one of the better MCU movies but Star Wars.

DUDE BEST MOVIE EVER FUCK THE PREQUELS FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WYPIPO LMAO

Didn't you see Plinket review on it? He thought it was a fine movie but lacked anything special. That's pretty much shitting on anything if it's creative.

only rich evans will say its shit

Let's endlessly speculate about what their first words in the review (I mean after the little skit in the beginning and review starts proper)

My guess:
It's finally here!

>"I really liked the part where Kylo Ren used the force to brutally murder the villain with a laser sword."
>Rich bursts into laughter

Because it was shit, but polished shit at least. This is bad on every level.

>I know you're gonna hate me Jay
>ButI loved this film
>Just joking, this was shit

He still liked it in the Rogue One review. Rewatch it sometime.

God Damn I still stand by the fact that the Ghostbusters HitB was the best

Nah I know he likes TFA, I'm just saying that his initial response has faded now and he was happy to shit all over Rogue One. I don't get why anyone thinks he'll shill for this if he hates it.

>We await
Speak for yourself, friend-simulator loser.

I disagree. He liked the characters in TFA and that was still true in R1. He talked about how the characters were interesting and Daisy Ridley was charismatic and etc, whereas everyone in R1 was boring a shit.

They'll talk about how the casino planet sideplot was completely pointless, but the characters themselves are still fun, so he'll like it a lot more than R1.

I put good money on them re-enacting the bit in TLJ where Luke just tosses the light saber away in the beginning in their review
>Mike is handed a copy of TLJ in VHS format
>throws it into the milwaukee wind

Anons are implying that if he didn't call TFA an abortion then he might end up having a somewhat high opinion of this one too

Of course this premise only works if you for some reason agree TFA was an abortion

>Yes, you and I will be the same; our movie review discussions will be the same
>Just new chairs?
>Yes

The Wonder Woman intro was pretty good too

TFA was a 7/10 movie this is literally 3/10.

You mean
>What did you think about Star Trek: The Last Generation, Jay
>Um, I hated it.
>Really, because I looooved it.
>Well, I didn't hate it...