Twin Peaks is the best show of the ye-

>Twin Peaks is the best show of the ye-

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>he doesn't want his surrealist television to look like a Sega Genesis game
Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for.

*Decade

>Laura Dern has ruined both Twin Peaks and Star Wars in one year
Why is this lanklet, no talent transvestite suddenly in everything? Did she find a genie's lamp?

Is this that garmanbozia shit creamed corn from dwarf from the red place

What happened to the bread dough?

-ar.

Yeah, and Lynch's finger in her mouth. I don't get that.

Wait, this isn't actually in an episode is it? Like, something that actually aired on TV?

damn tlj is wild

Yes.

By which I mean it was actually in an episode.

brainlet

to smart for tv

can someone explain to me in short what twin peaks is ?

>why the fuck are they always in this curtained red room
>why is there always absolute abysmal garbage like this happening
>why does all of the acting look horrendous even through soundless webm's ?

btw mad men shits all over any programme ever created just so ya know kiddo

not immersive enough for you babby?

already a legendary scene that will be remembered for decades

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I'll admit the only reason I didn't like Brigg's face being on the right in this scene is that it ruins a kino wallpaper opportunity. I get why it's there and I like it, but at the same time I wish it wasn't there so I could enjoy that glorious backdrop.

nepotism

Special Agent Dale Cooper investigates the murder of high school heart throb laura palmer and instead of solving it accidentally becomes a pawn in a game of 5D chess played by interdimentional demons and gets trapped in an alternate universe for 25 years where CGI hasn't advanced beyond MS Paint-tier effects while his evil doppelganger wrecks havoc in the real world

The original series was a blend of police procedural and a satire of the soap operas of the times, so the acting is intentionally hammy. Also if you weren't aware, we live inside a dream, so, you know, everyone acts weird and stuff.

thanks

kek what fucking trash.
guess you need a pussy between your legs to "get it"

I love how goofy this showdown was. The hat thing felt like something out of a silly western and one punch lad vs the bob orb was without a doubt the number 1 choice for my top 10 anime battles of 2017

HEHE

Laura Dern is Lynch's favourite fuckhole (apart from maybe Sheryl Lee) so she's always his go-two gal

>TV show inspired by surrealism and to a lesser extent soap operas has goofy unrealistic special effects
amazing.

For pretty much But if you want a laugh. Web 1.0 where it was all text look up lpfap little person from another plane. Pretty sure there are GeoCities sites dedicated to twin peaks.

DELETE THIS

SHERYL LEE IS THE SUPERIOR FUCKHOLE AND LAURA DERN DOESN’T COMPARE

TAKE A LOOK AT THEEEESE HANDS

Nevermind the official geocities Twin Peaks site
thesearchforthezone.com

I wonder if her fuck hole is as sweaty as she is hahaha

You guys like this and then complain how star wars cgi is shit

>le Lynch kino!!!

Can't believe people unironically liked this trash

i like this
when you click on read my older journal entries is cool

Is this actually what Twin Peaks is like? I did not imagine something this cheesy. The way you fags talk about I thought it was gonna be awesome but if these webms I am seeing are real this show is fucking garbage.

ITT: Star Wars tourists get LYNCHED

user, she poops from there...

>LNHD
?

OH NONONONONONONONO

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

WE’RE IN CHARGE HERE

THE MOUSE PAID US TO HAVE 100+ STAR WARS THREADS ON Sup Forums

STOP TALKING ABOUT JUDY!!!!!!

We should all strive to be more like Dale Cooper

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I'd bust all kinds of nuts in wild at heart dern

Is David Lynch the most pretentious, untalented filmmaker in history? He could make a film that's literally 3 hours of a pipe screensaver with boring ambient music and it would make most 'critic's' top 3s

>wanting to be like a massively autistic beta orbiter who is so obsessed with the thought of sniffing a dead underage highschool girl’s seat that he gets a bunch of people killed and himself trapped in a hellish nightmare dimension for 25 years

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HE'S NOT A BETA ORBITER HE'S A MAN OF DUTY REEEE

You wouldn't know awesome if it stabbed you with a screwdriver.

Is this
>Luna Lovegood
>Hershel's Daughter
or
>That petite pornstar that gets smashed by superobese women?

I need to know, i really have no idea how to tell them apart.

So hot.

>Can't outrun or just kick in the face someone that has short stubby legs
I mean, it's a show about supernatural shit, give him a supernatural power like freezing the victims with his sheer presence or shit like that, what the fuck is this.

imagine the smell of pusy in the room when they filmed this scene

>implying you wouldn’t drag your dick through a mile of broken glass just to sniff a chair she farted on a few weeks ago

Not all the midgets in this show have magic powers user, just the one that hates the Jews

positively lynchian

Basic as fuck white bitch, twinpeaksfags are delusional

why did this one have the creepy arm face but the diane one didnt?

>Implying white is somehow bad
And anti-twinpeaksfags are even worse, apparently. Sorry for your shit taste.

t. Tyrone

t. Brainlet Nog

LOOK AT THIS FACE user

THIS FACE TRIGGERS THE PLEB

Didnt know Joe Rogan was in Twin Peaks

>Jamie, pull up the video of the black lodge spirit on top of that girl
>Jesus that thing will tear you to shreds

WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN’S HIPS

>regular ol CGI effects outside of the Lodge
>spooky ass bad surreal ones inside the Lodge to show that its not natural like our world

Why don’t you post the webm of the fucking terrible car explosion? That’s actually a valid criticism

It is fucking terrible and hard to watch. Everyone loves it because of how random it is though. It legit makes zero fucking sense and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar.

>black lodge casting couch

>"As long as i don't have to kiss you, David."

it's some sort of joke, what follows is an even cheesier final boss fight and happy ending, during which some weird shit happens where coopers superimposed face gives a look of unbelievable disappointment and realization and then says the words "we live inside a dream" and then the reality shuts down

>suddenly

t. underage faggot

FPBP

MY ROCK THROW JUST WENT VIRAL

So, what did they tell everyone when they were inviting them to Leland's funeral?
>"So yeah, it turns out Leland's dead and he killed his daughter all along, but it's okay because it was actually because a demon possessed him and also this demon made him kill himself"

I always wondered this too kek, also the fact that no one found it suspicious that three members of the Palmer family were all violently killed within like a week’s time

Who's dream is it? If it's Lynch's that's gay as fuck.

Dougie was "manufactured" "for a purpose". Diane was just "manufactured". I don't fully understand what it means either.

>kiddo
This word should result in an automatic ban

>can someone explain to me in short what twin peaks is ?
Its really worth checking out the original show. Its only like 30 episodes and its a wild fucking ride and not at all like you would expect.
The really weird lynchian elements are all pretty subdued until the last episode, which might be the single greatest episode of television ever

Why did Dopplecoop go from laughing madman to emotionless autist over 25 years?

Every scene with the doppelganger until this is 10/10. That's why people liked it. They didn't just watch soundless clips on Sup Forums.

>btw mad men shits all over any programme ever created just so ya know kiddo

tp is overrated, desu.

ban this faggot please

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wait, what the fuck, I didn't say desu, I said desu

>JUDY

TREEEEEEEE

>actually being this new
Stick to the star wars threads tourist

>Twin Peaks hater revealed as massive newfag
Just another day on /tpg/

25 years in reality will give you a change of attitude.

Just posting random memes.

I love how every Twin Peaks thread turns into /tpg/

Learn Lynch.

What was his actual mission?

>tfw if Twin Peaks was made today Laura Palmer would just be some roastie thot Instagram camgirl

Why was the 90s so much better bros

Indeed.

dunno

Heh heh.

I'm honestly not certain. He wanted to find the coordinates that sucked Andy into the Fireman's room, so he probably wanted to find that no-eyes Asian lady who turns into Diane. Since Cooper used Diane to gain access to Laura Palmer (and Judy?), my guess is the doppelganger either wanted access himself or wanted to cut off that access in order to remain in the material world.

Because CRTs are kino