Kermode's film review radio show

Kermode's film review radio show
bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_five_live
they are interviewing Rian Johnson

holy fuck true if big

Quite sizeable if not false

MFW RIAN JOHNSON COMMITS SUICIDE LIVE ON AIR

...

>Heres the thing...

bumping until these twats get to the part where Johnson goes onto turbo damage control

>TAR WARS

>I went in really wanting to like it...

>TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING IN THE FUCKING THEATRE
>PREPARING FOR HOW BAD THIS MOVIE IS

>listener email mentions phantom menace
>"things have gotten better"

positive review incoming.

Pick it up wagecuck

There is no way kermode will not like it. He is soft as fuck with anything that wasn't directed by fratty males

>STILL TALKING ABOUT RUBBISH LOSERS

>LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT FALLING DOWN /POL

He really hated TPM so a mixed review would be "better". That said, I hope he likes it because it was great and the third best Star Wars movie.

>britcuck shit

>"There's a lot in here that will probably upset older fans but the gender politics at work under the surface are really encouraging and ultimately it'll be a good time for families, especially ones with little girls who finally have a hero to look up to and, for that alone, I have to call it a success."
>Simon continues to read the newspaper and ignore him.

>le 32% face

RIAN JOHNSON CAN'T APPEAR ON AIR BECAUSE HE HUNG HIMSELF ATOP HIS PILES OF DIRTY MONEY

jesus christ HOW is justice league still #4 on box offices?

Do you think Kermode's sick of seeing capeshit every week? He has to have noticed how bad Hollywood has become in the last few years right?

HE SAID JUSTICE LEAGUE LOOKED LIKE IT WAS RUINED IN THE RESHOOTS. /OURGUY/ CONFIRMED!!!

Snyder cut when?

Probably but even now it must make up a tiny portion of what he watches in a week.

he likes it. he gave ghostbusters a positive review

Wut?!

kermode doesnt give a fuck about star wars he'll probably say its fine
I dont know what Mayo thinks since he's interviewing johnson

POLICE INCOMPETENCE FROM THE BBC NEWS GUY ALSO THE ROYALS ARE GETTING MARRIED AND NOW SOME GAY SOCCER NEWS

>oh the joys of being english

he said before he doesnt care for the originals
i'm sure he'll go into why its good to have a strong female lead though

INTERVIEW WITH RIAN JOHNSON NOW GET IN HERE FAGLORDS

JOHNSON
>I'M STILL NERVOUS

>I can't please everyone

>they don't test screen at all
bullshit

JOHNSON
>WE DIDN'T TEST SCREEN IT ALL
>LITERALLY ONLY SHOWED IT TWICE UNTIL NOW

>they clapped
of course

So modest. A true gentleman.

JOHNSON
>BIG FAN OF KENNEDY
>WALKED INTO THE MEETING AND SHE SPRUNG IT ON ME

It broke new ground.

What is Kermode going to say?

I'd predict he mostly liked it but it was too long based on his other reviews.

JOHNSON
>NO STORY BOARD AT ALL
>HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT'S NEXT
>NO BOXES TO CHECK AT ALL LMAO

>what do you think happens next, it was wide open
this just keeps getting better

He's not a Star Wars fan and this film is clearly geared towards them

>women are awesome we need more female leads. they should make a sequel to ghostbusters

JOHNSON
>I WROTE THE DRAFT IN A NOTEBOOK NO PROBLEM LMAO

DUDE JUST WING IT LMAO

>have to sign in to prove I have a telly licence

wew lad

JOHNSON
>J J ABRAMS IS A GENIUS

Based Rian triggering fa/tv/irgins

Will he have an opinion about the contentious Luke Skywalker plotline, and will he bash the bloated Rose plotline, or praise it for diversity?

I actually liked the Rose character and plot, but it didn't need to be as large as it was.

hes such a yes man

JOHNSON
>HAD A FEW CONVERSATIONS WITH J J
>THE MOST CREATIVE CHEERLEADER
>GAVE ME GREAT NOTES

Post license dodgers youtube videos.

Will Mark like or hate the last jedi?

He won't give a shit about Luke and he won't address it anyway because it's spoilery.

>Will he have an opinion about the contentious Luke Skywalker plotline
I don't think he has enough of an emotional attachment to the series to be upset by that.

JOHNSON
>HECTOR (6 years old) THIS MOVIE WILL SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU

if he doesn't rip it to pieces im literally never watching him again

SUPERMAN LEIA

JOHNSON
>I LOVE POKEMON GO
>PLAYED THAT SHIT ON SET LOL

POKEMON

this guy is a fucking retard
literal manchild, exactly who his films are aimed at. kudos

When does this piece of shit stop talking? I want to go out.

JOHNSON
>I STOLE THE PORGS AND THE ISLAND BITS FROM STUDIO GIBLI

BTFO FROM GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE

...

JOHNSON
>I'M DOING MY OWN TRILOGY LMAO
>THE IDEA WILL BE TOTALY NEW STORY AND CHARACTERS
>I HAVE ZERO PLANS SO FAR LOL

>I want to go out

huh?

>the gender politics were... *incomprehensible hand waving*

>Porgs

JOHNSON
>FILM WAS """""ENGINEERED"""" TO BE A RIDE

LITERALLY A MEME DIRECTOR HOLY SHIT

I want to hear Marks review then go ahead.

KERMODE
>LONG RUNNING TIME
>REVIEWS ODDLY HIGH
>I REALLY LIKED IT

HE LIKED IT

>Porg

Kermode liked it.

MARK LOVED IT

YAAAAAS

THE FORCE IS FEMALE

>I really liked it
HAHAAHAHAHAAHA! Sup Forums BTFO THE FUCK OUT!

Paid Disney shill confirmed

bloody hell Mark

Sup Forums BTFO

Once again, Sup Forums proved wrong.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sup Forums was wrong again.

ITS KINO

Don't need to pay an ideologue

KERMODE
>CASINO SEQUENCE WAS """"DIVERSION""""
>ON THE NOSE DRAMATIC MOMENTS
>TOO CUTE
>BROADLY IT WORKED AS A STANDALONE DRAMA

>no mention of superLeia

Mark Kermode actually watches movies, not out of context webms on Sup Forums

Literally cherry picking the minor issues he comes back to.

He's praising it pretty highly.

KERMODE
>BALANCED
>AUDIENCE WAS CHEERING
>"""WHOOPING"""

Sup Forums don't know how to enjoy movies, fucking sad. its a good movie

>AUDIENCE WAS CHEERING
Watching this is going to be painful

KERMODE
>WITH VERY MINOR RESERVATIONS
>PRETTY SOLID MOVIE

>'pretty solid movie'
guess we can all calm the fuck down now

"With very very minor reservations, i think its a great story."

YESSS!!! MY OPINION IS VINDICATED!!!!

>audience was cheering

fuck off this doesnt happen in the uk

It does. Watching TFA was horrible. People laughed everytime something happened, including when Han died.

>laughing when han dies

Was it kids who have never seen star wars before?