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THE POPCORN'S ABOUTTA SPILL

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LE EBIN DOWNVOTE RAID. FUCK OFF SHITLORDS

Don't worry, i'm sure the (((higher-ups))) at Rotten Tomatoes are scrambling to correct this mistake while on the phone with angry (((representatives))) at Disney.

CRASHING THIS POPCORN

>implyng there's almost 60k of us
we did fuck all, it was all the normies

*breathes in*

It'll still make a billion or two.

Did you like this guy ? I found this character was the most interesting thing in the whole movie. We ll probably never see him again tho.

Remember to buy a verizon unlimited plan, goy

It was mid 60s before Sup Forums even noticed fucktard

t. Rian

yeah, based Del Toro was the only good thing in that movie that wasn't special effects.

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

When does it become green?

You are retarded.

I liked it

Wait till you see the- ohohohoho

>We ll probably never see him again tho.
Wait for the fanfiction to arrive. I foresee a 200k word Wookiepedia page.

Justin Theroux was great as well.

59%

IT JUST KEEPS
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59% I think

mikey pls

Not that anyone cares, but the user reviews in Spanish speaking webs were the Spanish rip has already leaked are brutal.

>SHAMEFUL
>An insult

He had potential. Shame they got rid of him so quickly, what the fuck was the point?

SOON

If we actually had the ability to affect blockbuster movie ratings all the Marvel movies wouldn't be sitting at 90+%

>62%
>2
>%
And the weekend is only starting.
Something tells me The Last Jedi won't even break $1bill. at the box office.

Holy shit is Disney finally going to be exposed?

Anyone want to transcribe this into human speak?

> He had potential. Shame they got rid of him so quickly, what the fuck was the point?
This accurately describes almost everything in this movie.

It's sliding by the hour. Confirmed worse than the prequels

Some highlights:

>This movie is absolute garbage.
>Painful to witness.
>The plot is a blunder with absurd attempts at humor.

Well yes
They paid the reviewers as usual and expect the normie to eat it up like a pact of sheep they are.
But Rian fucked shit up too much that I'm starting to think he intentionally sabotage the whole things to stop the Disney regime
Truly the hero we need/

It absolutely will but that's alright, it won't make what they wanted, we can't kill Disney, we can hope they fail whenever possible though.

the whole movie has no point. that's the point.

Those people are retarded or stupid nerds.

>DARK Sidious

They don't give any reason why the movie is bad only rant about it being the worst thing ever.

*mid 70s actually but that makes no difference

B-b-based Rian Johnson?

I can't wait to see the Italian reviews.

That just kinda fucked me up. That makes a lot more sense than this being a legitimate attempt at a Star Wars movie.

I expect it to do RO numbers, but no way in hell it does 2 billion like TFA.

>implying he isn't the new Han

Did the fucking audience not notice the Porgs? The fuck is wrong with peopel?

>Shame they got rid of him so quickly, what the fuck was the point?
You just summarized the whole fucking film

...

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Only a matter of time before they get rid of audience ratings, like how Netflix changed their review system

>Sorry Goy! we know what's bet. We'll take it from here

What if Disney hired a mediocre director and then tormented him into wanting to fuck shit up, just to shut up critics who said the previous two were playing it too safe and just remaking the original trilogy, and continue making billions with soul-less committee-made toy commercials?

yes, now he's condemned for the rest of his life as the one who finally killed off SW for good while it was in the hand of But that's all for a better future
God bless him

Here's a scary thought for you: if it does RO numbers, Disney may actually lose money on this film.

>$250 million production budget (probably higher in reality)
>Easily the same again in marketing costs, etc
>Once international distributors, theatre chains foreign and domestic, etc have taken their cut Disney will see about 50% of the global gross as a net haul
>RO just about limped past $1 billion worldwide

As what, pedophile heebs? That's been going on for decades, just nobody cares.

Haha

I like the Star Wars ad right below the rating. nice touch.

>critics are paid shills
>GA is retarded

Who can I trust?

Is the normie finally waking up?

I liked how it was giving diversity points by providing a character with a speech impediment. I did kind of wonder when he had time to betray the others, but I guess he wasn't knocked out while the others were. Sure, the secret mission to the Casino wasn't entirely necessary for the movie's core plot, and in fact if it didn't happen the plot for the resistance would have been better off, but I liked it for the visually striking backgrounds and the gags with BB8.


This movie in general left me wanting more of the villains, with the vague feelings that the endings were pre-mature.

I hope Snoke pulls a Darth Maul on us, coming back with cybernetic lower body, and Captain Phasma and this stutterer too.

This is the absolute worst meme on TV
Movies dont need to make 1 billion dolars to profit

I don't know which is more JUST. The score of TLJ or the fact that we have ISP ads already.

You mean you didn't like chewie being a background character with gags with chicken things allowing them to nest and live in Hans ship?

Here is what I don't get: in this instance with TLJ we assume that the critics are paid for. We assume this because they gave the film stellar reviews while the mainstream public doesn't like it, right? Fine. I'm okay with this. I don't think it's been any secret that companies will pay critics and reviewers money to publish positive remarks.
However what I don't get is this: the DCEU films got bad scores from critics but we don't assume Disney paid off those same critics to give their competition bad reviews?
Snyder's films were fucking kino. (JL got fucked because of Whedon)

They do when the studio spent $500 million on production and marketing.

My normie as fuck friend who loves SW just posted on fb "All those paid, biased reviews got my hopes up"

SIXTEEN HOUR TIME FRAME

>having a normie as fuck friend

>Movies dont need to make 1 billion dolars to profit
You are stupid. They absolutely do depending on how much the marketing/production costs. Never mind that Disney BOUGHT Star Wars. So far they're still in a hole.

Chewlie always hated Han. So it's his revenge. The Pogues are the perfect fit for Chewlie dick cuz they lay eggs.

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They pushed their luck a little too far with this one. Next two weeks are going to be interesting if you like industry drama, if this film fails to perform beyond its first week of release you can bet the knives will come out at Disney for Kathleen Kennedy.

what is with the huge discrepancy between critics and audiences?

Critics were told to like it or never be allowed to a screening of a Disney film again.

Copy paste it or manually type it to a robotranslator yourself faggot

I seriously think reviewers score based on hype. If they think the masses will like it they give it a good score

And they bought 20th Century Fox for 5 bill

I think it's more to the like Disney literally can't do no wrong despite shit out garbage and people still eat them up.
So critics expect it would be the same this time and "Oh well, a 10/10 experience, here we go"
Rian fucked them up over by carefully picking what would trigger the fans most and watched the who thing crashed and burned

Interesting. There's no doubt there's corporate corruption, but Disney would have to be completely desperate to sabotage Warner Bros, but seeing that they were threatening the LA Times not too long ago by blocking their critic group, it seems likely Disney is throwing their money everywhere to get an advantage.

Fat paychecks for big guys and bags of toys for little ones.

One can only hope, but as THE biggest female moviemaker right now, she's probably above reproach. Her underlings will be booted though, and replaced with even more Yes-men.
>You thought you weren't George Lucas, but you became him

Critics are paid for, threatened or bribed by megacorps like Disney. Audiences aren't. This isn't rocket science, user.

Nah, the damage is way too big to undo. Thanks to this, Episode 9 is bound to be a guaranteed box office flop, and I doubt most of the upcoming Anthology movies will be making much money after this disaster, either.

Not true, critics tore apart Pirates 4.

And I actually thought it was pretty good

>What is translation?

>STAHP DOWNBOATING MY FAVORITE FRANCHISE WHAT WILL I SPEND MY WAGESLAVE EARNINGS AND LIVE FOR THEN????!!!

Disney purchasing Fox means they own most of the media in the country.
If you want a job as a reviewer, you see Disney movies.
If you want to see Disney movies, you have to sign a contract saying no bad reviews of Disney movies.

Movie reviews are about as independent media as Pravda during the height of communism.

I'm gonna wait for the cinemascore, these might be hordes of butthurt ruined muh chilhodd guys like . If it's lower than A then this thing is fucked up, probably not as bad as JL, but still fucked up.

Disney on suicide watch. This might not be their JUSTice league but it's coming.

> Current Users: 215,231

There's probably been 60k passerby's the last 24 hours because of Meme Wars

We didn't get paid like the critics.

HAHA WE DID IT REDDIT, WE FUCKING DID IT HAHA!

OHH NO NONONONO HOW IS DISNEY GONNA HANDLE THIS?

But a low audience rating means it's 2deep4u kino

Nah. Disney had no need to interfere with those turds.

>Anthology movies

Oh yeah, like next year's Young Han Solo movie no-one wanted or asked for, starring a boy who can't act, and that's currently being reshot from scratch by Ron Howard after Phil Lord and Chris Miller were publicly and unceremoniously fired for the mistake of actually trying to make a Star Wars film. That also comes out two weeks before Infinity War. I'm sure that'll make bank...

He comes back in the next movie.

He pulls a Lando. It's obvious as fuck. He couldn't help them so he protected himself. He'll save them later.

>snyders superman
>turds
Wew lad.
Much edge.

Hmm yeah, you got a point. They also dislike that Lone Ranger movie.

They literally just burned most of the old fans they had left after they shat on the eu. I doubt there'll be much material for him.

it really does

Neither of those were as high-profile as this though. I think after the LA Times incident last month too, critics are especially afraid of going against the mouse.

>haters botting the score down

How pathetic can you get?

The critical reaction to DCEU films more or less mirrors the audience reaction. On the other hand if you only read the professional reviews for Disney films without seeing them or hearing from normal people, you would think that every single one of them was a straight classic

>I-it's evil goobergrumples b-botting the score!

Keep telling yourself that, sweetie.