I'D LIKE TO ORDER ONE LARGE... SCOT! EXTRA THICC!!!

I'D LIKE TO ORDER ONE LARGE... SCOT! EXTRA THICC!!!

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>bulldyke
What is this SJW crap?!

I'd hit that.

You are weak

Weak!

>Extra Thicc.
>Not EXTRA STOUT.

Im pretty sure she would hit back

>yfw the Scotsman's wife would look like her if she was in her teen years.

No wonder the Scotsman was head over heels for her.

Right, bud I want women to be thin, beautiful and work in the kitchen, not stronk and independent.

Hows her singing voice?

settle down, mate, we all know you have a penis, no need to go swinging it around like a monkey.

>Not wanting a THICC like a stout housewife

You must have a tiny dingus, user.

Pleb taste to be quite honest with you lad

Over my dead body laddie!

@91586518
Just leave. You clearly don't belong here

>it's been 4 hours
>no lewds
a man can only hold it for soo long before finally snapping

honestly their designs look very Sym-bionic titan-y

Nice false flag, /qa/.

Yeah I love em

>>bulldyke
>Still acts super girly, especially when her dah tells her to cover up

She's cutesy and fem as fuck user. Just because she's buff and carries a sword doesn't make her a bulldyke you sperg.

She'd be cuter if she didn't have a jaw you could use as an anvil.

>season 5 announced
>fan base: I hope Jack teams up with the Scotsman's hot daughter
>several months later
>SJ_S5E5.mov
>Scotsman literally has hundreds of daughters

Genndy is an absolute madman

КИHO

FUCK THIS SJW SHIT

So I'm guessing those were all of his sons and daughters...

Did all of his sons die?

That's just ironic user

Great band

he seems to only have daughters

user we already had one bait reply we don't need another one

But does that mean that she and all of her sisters will look like the Scotsman's wife when they get older?

>people thought the sole survivor in a dead city was the guardian
This and the guy who was all butthurt about the powerlevels of the assassins just completely fucking baffle me.

>ban evading

Ah wish she blew mah bagpipe, if ye ken whit Ah pure techt.

Press F to pay respects.

Wow. This board really is tumblr.

So would Sup Forums snu-snu with all of The Scotsman daughters?

How did you know that's exactly how I'd like to die, user?

>an army of redheaded amazons
Genndy is /ourguy/ confirmed.

COSPLAYERS ASSEMBLE!

>Angry Jedi Ghost Dad staring at you the whole time you're defiling his wee bonnie lasses

DA SUN RRAISES JUST TA HEER HER VOICE

Jesus Christ. Scotland females are hot.

>he criticizes your perfomance

Sometimes I wish we had as many R34 artists as Nippon does
That'd be one hell of a manga to read

Now that the show's on AS all of Genndy's fetishes come rushing out the woodworks, absolutely disgusting

>third from left

>Daughter is shy with fucking you
>"Ya scared of a wee bit of dick, daughter?!"
>Angry Jedi Ghost Dad possesses her daughter's body and fucks you like a beast
>"IT'S OKAY LAD, BUST YA LOAD IN ME WOMB TO GIVE ME A STRONG SON!"

Best Scotswoman.

>defiling them
>Not them defiling you.

BONER NOOOOOOOOOO

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i agree with most of this but my girl neet be EXTRA THICC!!!

>"IT'S OKAY LAD, FILL ME TA DAT BRIM, KNOCK ME UP GOOD!"

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>Oglaf: Samurai Jack Edition

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Why is this arousing me

Looks like someone hungry for a we bit of last nights haggis.

How did Pat win so hard?

Isn't she goin crawling around to all the foreign powers like the USA and the EU trying to get them to help her push "Scottish independence", when Scotland already voted to remain in the UK?

>"THAT'S IT! PUMP IT ALL INSIDE ME LAD, HAVE NO WORRIES, IT AIN'T GAY, WELL MAYBE A WEE BIT BUT YA STILL BANGING ME DAUGHTER! SO JUST IGNORE ME VOICE AND KEEP PUMPIN YA SWEET MILK IN ME'S DAUGHTER'S CUNT"

>The Scotsman conceived all those women.

he found a woman with a fetish for angry gnomes

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What a fine thing to read on Easter morning.

Is that supposed to be a Scottish accent?

Why do Scottish women become ugly fatasses when they get older?

I think shes buying her time like most politicians they didn't want Brexit to happen so they want the EU coming out on top so they are forced to have another referendum forcing the UK back in.

Right now thats her goal.

Does anyone know if the 1080 version has been posted yet?

Apparently he's a real sweety when he's not on camera, sometimes.

But that kind of stuff is "not for the people", he's private with his good nature.

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Feodaige

Anyone got the mega? I missed the episode.

Mega of the new episode?

Fun fact:

In Poland the Scotsman is voiced by the same guy that does the voice of Torbjorn in Overwatch:

youtu.be/5KuKDBTPthM?t=3m17s

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Ugly fatass is the default state of being for any Scottish person user, it just takes some of them to longer to reach that state than others. It's a Celt thing. Sometimes divergent evolution and abject poverty results in a withered crone or miserly male skinflint, but ever since the invention of Irn Bru and the Deep Fried Mars Bar they've vaulted towards obesity with all the enthusiasm they used to reserve for sheep guts in a meat bag or porridge oats they stole from their horses' feedbag.

I never had my boner rise and die so quickly

I guess I'll post something to revive it

I dunno, thats still pretty gay

>66 ▶
> (You)
better than the other way around then nice on the outside wife beater on the inside

I wonder if my landlady would accept a rent payment in species?

A Scottish friend I had told me she only voted to stay in the UK because she wanted to remain in the EU.

Not saying she speaks for every Scottish person, but I wouldn't be surprised that's why most people voted to stay, considering the majority of people there voted against Brexit (I think).

Is Genndy the king of T H I C C?

Anglo genetics

In Russian dub it's the guy who voices Patrick.

Sturgeon and her lackies are just whores who will sell this country out to anyone as long as she gets her way, doesn't matter what the people want.

Damn, my whole childhood comes right back.

>Her vagina muscles are so strong that they clinch your dick and don't let go until you bust a nut in her

I tell you user weak men everywhere, they get intimidated by anything that could be stronger than then.

>Voting to stay in the UK thinking it would remain in EU
>When the same party in power was giving a referendum on staying in the EU

Your friend is retarded.

well aku doesn't have more than another 30 years then.

also how the fuck old are they. scotsman woif wasn't in her prime when they hanged out. AND THEN she waited like 20 more years to pump out an army of valkyries. All at the same time.

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>tfw you haunt yourself just to fuck with your enemy for the rest of eternity, even though you can't defeat him.

And he'd make the most awful type of ghost too.

CELTIC MAGIC user

I'm gonna need about 600 more sessions to deal with this.

You understand the referendum was before the last UK general election, right?

CELTIC MAGIC LADDIE

You either die a glorious death by Snu Snu or succeed where no man has succeeded before and change your to Conan.

I see no downside to this.

What is Jack like in bed?

Your friend is a moron. The EU doesn't particularly want Scotland, which it sees as bringing all the "I want it my way" that the UK does without any of the economic benefits. They're just flirting to put pressure on the UK.

I just think it'd be funny if the Scottish got independence and Ireland got reunified. I would imagine the English would feel very silly when it's just them and Wales.

Maybe she is, but the Scottish referendum was a couple of years before Brexit, and both votes were pretty close in the end.