/riley/

let's take some time off from Star Wars talk to discuss OUR GUY

Our boy is back in the news

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5167257/Riley-Stearns-shares-shirtless-selfie.html
how could MEW give us this bod? Ewan has the pudgy dad bod ad befitting of a 60 year old

>The writer also appeared to suggest his wife had claimed the family pet following their split by sharing an image of an empty sleeping den.
WTF

>Riley was alleged to have told the couple they were 'f***ing dead' in an explosive Instagram rant, from an account appearing to belong to Riley although the images were no longer visible on the page.
lmfao
>The alleged post in question read: 'Call me a cuck, will ya? Laugh at me, will ya?F**k the woman of my dreams behind my back, will ya? @mewins @mscregor_ewan You're F***ING dead...' - yet he insisted he did not write the note
>Riley used the same account - followed by 6,668 people - to deny the claims and the existence of such messages.

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5117273/mary-elizabeth-winsteads-ex-husband-reveals-hes-missing-his-dog-as-he-posts-a-topless-selfie-and-says-f-2017/

hahahahha

i don't even /fit/ and i can tell he needs to build some pecs, he looks goofy

Pretty good. Lean, tight, thick. Good progress. Let's see where he is in a few months

I'm fat, not obese, just extra mass I should diet and lift away, but I do a LOT of outside labour so I'm quite strong. I can wield a ladder like the best of em. I mention this because you need to know I'm a big guy, for context.

There's something about this slim hollywood frame that makes me think "I could beat him up." and I'm not trying to be a tough guy, not trying to mince around like he wouldn't slap me around good in jiu-jitsu. Yet there's something about their form, mostly in the shoulders. I should throw that smaller man down, step on him until he stopped moving, and that would be that.

Again, I'm no specimen, but I have a range of musculature from calves to thighs to core to shoulders to arms and I know how to direct my power through that. Punch with your back leg and all that.

I'd never challenge Riley to a fistfight, I'm not like that, but it just perplexes me why he's not simply proud to be slim and healthy. Like, you understand that all of that reduce mass makes you that much easier to squash, right? I'm not saying it's dignified or intelligent, but the facts of life aren't always. I'm bigger than you, and I have enough of a background in scraps and fights and a bit of childhood martial arts to throw someone on the ground hard enough that they can't get back up.

Anyway, have a nice day.

Get that Scottish fuck

call me a c*ck will ya

We're all rooting for you Riley, go get them

what did recently divorced cuckhold director riley stearns mean by this?

we gotta find a way to legitimize these Riley threads

favourite Riley movie, teamriley?

>this meme will follow him his entire life
Good job lads. He will always be a man who allegedly wanted to kill Obi Wan

I've never seen one Tbh

Why do mods hate Rileyposting

Honestly, Riley came out of this well. He got to fuck prime MEW for years, she's about to hit the age wall and he's a good looking, ripped guy. He gets to go out and enjoy all the prime sliz he wants without having to force a breakup. Losing MEW has to suck balls but in the long run, he's better off for it.

Why is he so pathetic? Look at that twig physique. What a fucking loser

Not to mention he probably made a bit out of the divorce, since I really doubt he was making close to what she was

You can't shake the betaness from him, it's incredible. It's his eyes/gaze that give him off

Post your body buster

The last time he asked a girl out was when he was 18, he probably forgot how to.

He just wanted to live his life in peace and make a kino

>them veins
>roiding this hard to try and prove you aren't a dickless soy boy anymore

I bet his wife was getting SCOTCHED when he posted this

Didn't MEW pursue him and ask him out repeatedly? I remember reading that she was the aggressor, which made him even more of a winner back then.

>Ewan has the pudgy dad bod ad befitting of a 60 year old

Collin Farrel:
"I don't think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would—or should—or could be"

It's always in the eyes and the way you act. There are fat ugly alphas and perfectly fit pretty soy boys, there small correlation that is between fitness and alphaness is due to high T.

She did

She stalked him around a cruise ship and initiated things with him. He's literally never initiated a thing in his life

>I know it’s supposed to be based on total views but I decided it might be better this year to craft my own #2017bestnine. Fuck 2017. Like seriously, 2017, was awful for so many reasons...

I’ll fuck you up, pussy.

>dropped the soy and went for the onion

based

>veins = roids

Soyboy detected

>jew jitsu
>those glasses
>that disgusting physique
>that body hair
n u m a l e

>this is big for a white penis
>white supremacy

Really makes you think

He's lean, his pecs are actually well proportioned to the rest of his body.

You honestly think he would've taken money from her? Look at him and his actions. She forced him to post a picture saying how they were still best friends and loved each other the day they broke up.

...

>you get rejected by everyone including obese middle aged moms off tinder
>some other average looking guy gets stalked into a loving relationship by a 10

Life is funny

He should leak MEW nudes, recent ones. I know they shot a lot of homemade porn

My girlfriend is trying to make me get a tattoo because she thinks big fit guys with tattoos are incredibly hot. What do, bros?

he's pretty good looking, he's got a decent jaw and well proportioned face. He just looks a bit sad, that's all

prep the bull

Why does he even keep his cuck cage

But I am the bull.

GET

Do what you want to do you fucking faggot, who cares what she wants does she own you?

>My girlfriend is trying to make me
Politely say that tattoos are haram and then slap the ho.

He's an absolute manlet as well. It's easy to look hung when you're 5'4 and 90lbs

the only way yoy can really judge a dick's size is when you're on your knees and it's right in front of you

>my girlfirend is trying to brand and psychologically dominate me because im physically bigger than her and she wants ownership and power

You are a fucking brainlet.

>Grow bigger tits
>somehow manly

I desperately want to unfuck his shit

Punished Riley will return stronger than ever

He looks pretty alpha without the hipster clothing

His blade will taste blood by the end of the year

Sup Forums's relationship with Riley is complex and conflictual; originally we were all jealous of him and feeling a nu-male like him didn't deserve a goddess like MEW but the moment they broke up we all showed support for him and realized it was that whore who didn't deserve his gentle soul; we love teasing him about being a nu-male but we also respect him for trying to work out and appear more alpha. We joked about him being a cuck months before it happened, we made fun of him but it was also a warning, we are his only loyal friends through all this. We're his mischievous guardian angels.

It's true. He's a reminder that a perfect life, however joyful, is blighted by its lack of permanence.

What a loser. Maybe if he worked out and manned up during their marriage, then MEW wouldn't have left him. Instead he decided to be a caring soyboy during their time together. His Betaness drove Mew away. He should have gotten in shape during the marriage. He had 16 years to do it. No wonder she left him.

I don't get why people post this shit on social media. It's just depressing. Also does anyone really care besides us autists? Like this can't be good for his mental helth