Fujoshit Thread

Doing some requests this time, feel free to send some SJ requests

Scotsman comforting Beard Jack?

Force Ghost Scotsman beating the shit out of Blue Depression Jack

Perhaps with bearded Jack losing his shit because he doesn't know what's going on.

NEED THIS NOW

jack wearing heels.
it's my fetish desu

Here's a request I did on tumblr, close enough?

seconding this

tell me femanons

would you give him an entire army of daughters?

But he's married!

Its just platonic pregnancy user, theres nothing wrong with that

Ghost scottsman hovering over Aku while he is trying to sleep talking shit as Aku tries to ignore him?

>"C'mon, babe, why wouldn't you want to fuck me?"
>"It's just- what if I accidentally impregnate you?"
>Scaramouch is not sure whether to laugh or cry about Demongo's lack of common sense

I'd give my gf an army of daughters and go to battle with them.

Why the hell not.

So the green samurai and Jack are gonna fuck, right?

Jack wearing Scottdottir's clothes

YOU SUICIDE CONTEMPLATIN'

SUDOKU NAGGIN'

Fujoshits killed Sup Forums and a lot of other boards on Sup Forums.

Why are their tastes so shit? And WHY is every fujoshit schlickpic exactly the fucking same?

>Fuckboy character
>Evil version of fuckboy character
>Evil fuckboy is crawling over to/holding the 'good' character with a smug/evil expression while the fuckboy cowers

Every. Fucking. Pic. Femanons honestly should be banned from Sup Forums.

Didn't you post this exact same pasta in one of the previous threads?
thanks for the bump

>And WHY is every fujoshit schlickpic exactly the fucking same?
Maybe you should lurk more.
A faggot like you will fit right in.

>Finally get another bot
>even get buildup with sick knob-turning skills
>Turns out it's not even a robot but a ugly faggot in a suit
Why is Genndy so cruel, bros?

Atleast the Sun kid was cute, the blue guy looked too much like a freaky muppet though.

how do fujoshits feel about /u/

> pair all the girls together
> more boys for each other

Sounds about right.

Now that's the perfect plan

This is copypasta. You need to lurk more.

Even though you're being ironic and sarcastic, you're accidentally correct.

>mfw ghost scotsman is going to slap jack's ptsd ghost shit in.

nah that's just the demongo fans

It's not a literal ghost. It's not PTSD, it's very clearly a manifestation of his guilt and doubt that he makes visible - it's a visual metaphor for inner monologue.

Notice how other people can see the scotsman, but nobody can see jack's inner monologue apparition, because they're his thoughts.

It'd still be pretty damn funny

If anyone can get Jack's shit straight it's him, and now that he's dead it'll only strengthens his resolve

>jack changes ashi in a day
>scotsman ghost changes jack back to normal and waves a magic wand also in a day.

I can see this happening unfortunately.

if scotsman lays out another insult tirade on jack and then jack deals with his own shit that'd be even better

That'd be the most retarded shit ever.

>scotsman lays out a massive insult tirade on Jack expecting that will just give him a cliche'd kick in the pants
>Inner jack, "See? he AGREES with me!"
>jack gets worse

It'd be great.

Christ, how much Jack suffering do you think we're going to get next episode anyways?

Depends on how original you think the writers will be or if they'll take the easy out for a resolution that's a "happy ending" in time for the finale.

The long and short of it is, it's likely they will have to wrap this up soon in time for the climax as they are aiming for a happy deus ex machina ending.

I mean, realistically speaking? they're going to say, "cheer up jack!"
"Yay my 50 years of trauma and hopeless self doubt and guilt are cured in a single day by three words!"

And then they'll rush to the climax because they have to wrap all these lines up quick.

Please give us more husbandos in this week's episode, Genndy

It's beautiful, user

>tfw there's only five episodes left for other potentially cute guys to show up
I'm worried folks