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someone post the milky scene

casino scene and bobby lee saying
>fuck white pipo who sell space weapons just like donald trump
was very disgusting

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Obscure request but could we have the scene where Kylo orders the walkers to all shoot at Luke, Hux repeats the order and Kylo just turns and gives him this "bitch what the fuck" look?

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thicc

SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!

BUY THE TOYS, KIDS

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What the fuck is wrong with this movie? Holy shit.

This is so dumb. Feels like out of some Pixar movie.

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Probably the worst scene in the whole film.

I've seen this like four times and cannot believe this is real, who the fuck decided that the audience wants to see luke milking some space cow

It just keeps getting worse

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There are nothing wrong with this scene.

??????????

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I thought this was great. You expect a jedi god with infinite wisdom and get slapped with some humility from his roots.

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>Blue milk,[2] also known as Bantha milk,[3] was a rich blue-colored milk produced by female banthas.

This is what happens when someone decides that if there is blue milk there is also green milk ... ignoring that the blue milk was a simple prop that was mostly ignored by the audience.

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if they're both pulling for the lightsaber, why are both their bodies pushed away from it?

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MUH SHEKELS

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>black character steals stuff

wow disney

it was a different time

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You misunderstood this scene. They're allies now and are actually both pushing the lightsaber toward one another out of politeness, like when two people both approach a door at the same time and there's that awkward moment of who goes first, do they go first, do you go first?

i hope someone saved the streamable with the Luke-Kylo Naruto mashup

>that little Jew alien fussing over it's spilled shekels

Is Rian, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Why is everything I have seen of the movie so fucking weird? It's like what people thought about Valerian when they saw the trailer. I bet if Star Wars wasn't a known thing and you showed people this they'd be even more weirded out than with Valerian.

Literally anime tier

It was the shockwave from the explosion. Because lightsabers now explode if you cut them in half.

How is this thread missing super Leia WHERE IS IT

I hated all the suspense shit, the amount of stuff that just happened to happened in the nick of time

1:01 I can swear he's saying "thas wassup"

ok, I'm an old fag but I've never figured out how to get sound on weebms. I went to settings and hit unmute. Wtf am i doing wrong

Sup Forums has disabled sound, only /gif/ and /wsg/ can.

>I'm an old fag

>this is the result of literally BILLIONS of $

is this the single worst investment in the history of humanity

this scene would have worked if it has been le hacker man and not bb8

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Thanks user. heres your (you)

>snap zoom

fucking kek

so why dont they just use hyper drive missiles if it can blow up an entire flee? just launch it from some silo and be done with it dont even need a space armade

>purple-hair woman about to kamikaze for the first time in the series (universe?)
>bad guy sees her ship turning and immediately yells "NOOO!"
Did he also have psychic powers?

She just invented one of the most powerful weapons in the series. Why the fuck aren't they don't this ALL THE TIME if this is possible???

GOOO VEEEGAAAAAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is so bad jesus christ

Even Joe is going to be redpilled by this.

Did you get the very subtle Jurassic Park reference?

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I think those work when it's a handheld shot. Looks so off when it's steady before the zoom.

Bravo Rian

>people on Sup Forums will defend this

Keep firing, assholes!

Based Chewie.

>Beating up a homeless old man
YOU GO GIRL

>just watched what they believe to be Luke get violently vaporized

An actual ship of that size going at the speed of light would do A LOT more damage than that.

Why are there even any manned vehicles in these movies? Why not just make it all droids? God it's so stupid.

Ok, so why not have a fleet of massive ships piloted by mussie droids and just take out everything with ease.

Honestly that scene alone just about almost made the entire idea of space combat in star wars defunct. You could just have droids do that that all the time and just take out anything. Just a terrible idea.

DEAR GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Even the nigger and the chink are like "is this really happening right now"?

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what comparison shots are these?

Chrome dome? I didn't know rian was a fan of Chuck Norris in Oblivion.

But did she actually feel Luke's forehead kiss

Does she apologize for trying to fucking murder him?

That's some pretty terrible cgi. Is this supposed to be a call back to the prequels?

If he had a gun he would have been justified in canoing her head

Ok but where are you guys finding the source? Is there a torrent or something?

This is actually pretty funny.

the worst scene in the whole movie was Lupita Nyongo's orange gremlin alien character shooting off witty one liners while having a wacky gunfight over the phone

There's a torrent in Spanish in some private tracker.

Just think how much of that shit would cost. You heard who holds the true power in the galaxy. Rich people.

Why build a Death Star when you can fire Star Destroyers into planets?

>Just show some old man's mangled corpse.
This movie has absolutely no class.

>trillions of people use this technology for literal millennia
>massive military-industrial complex spanning thousands of planets
>an entire planet is turned into a weapon capable of swallowing a sun and destroying an entire star system
>somehow nobody thinks of using the go-really-fast technology to shoot things at other people
I finally understand why these new movies leave such a sour taste in my mouth. The people running them understand NOTHING about creating a consistent, believable world. They have zero peripheral awareness, bunch of fucking jobbers. It's literally so bad that they couldn't even plan out a trilogy in advance. Each movie has to pick up after the last, and there is no connected thematic arc. REEEEEEEEEE

Because then there would be no movie. A ship that size could destroy entire planets if it's going at light speed.

>Rey
>appologizing to anyone

That would imply she was ever wrong, user.

Another scene I hated from this
What a shitshow

Damn. I failed Spanish in high school. I guess I'll never find out what happens.

Yoda zapping tree with lightning?

Okay but when can we torrent the movie?

Doesn't this directly contradict rogue one where they just ram into the Star Destroyers when they try to jump?

This is what happens when your instructions to the writers amount to "make it cool and marketable" - any sense of logical or thematic consistency gets scattered to the wind

That Walker looks so fucking dumb jesus

Yes
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That's a ridiculous amount of explosions

Thought so. Good to know they can't even be internally consistent across their own movies.

Nice.

But they had light speed travel in the OT too.

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