Consume half the movie

>consume half the movie
>LITERALLY accomplish nothing, provide 0 progression to the story

These have to be the most token characters in movie history.

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Rose tried to kill Fin by "saving him" by crashing into him at extreme velocities when he was literally trying to defeat some New Order super weapon. It wasn't even close to the most retarded part of this shitty movie

I mean the fat asian chick maybe had a purpose even if she failed but what role did Finn play really?

Remember when actors were attractive?

I'm not surprised Sup Forums isn't talking more about the whole casino scene, it was so boring and pointless you can't even extract and memes from it.

I actually forgot they were a part of the movie, I watched it two days ago...

Don't forget that after doing this, Finn and Rose immediately teleport from right infront of the First Order Frontline to inside the rebel base.

Honestly I feel sorry for Boyega. His character in TFA was a lot better than in TLJ.

He really got cucked.

Boyega is the best actor in the new movies

Remember when directors didn't need to have a person from every different race, an interracial couple, a gay character, a lesbian character, a trans character, all banding together to fight the straight white male as the evil villian in every movie

hella diverse

I still don't understand the point of that scene. Why bother with the white suit guy? It added nothing to film. Why they were not told of the other guy directly. Maybe get a cool prison escape scene and bigger pay off when they are betrayed.

If anything, they hurt the resistance.

If they never left, they would have been on one of the transport ships with the rest of the rebels.

The First Order would never have known about the transports if Benicio del Toro character didn't tell them about it.

They didn’t even succeed in finding the code breaker or whatever, just happened to get caught and stumbled upon one. What fuck ups.

>Star a diverse cast of characters
>The diverse people are never satisfied because they weren't represented enough or they were represented in a way they didn't like

Its what happens when your toys dont sell

I was honestly expecting him to be the other prisoner the whole time, the code guy would turn out to be a master ruseman. Instead he was just some writers crutch because they didn't know how to write them out of jail.

Why is (((Hollywood))) always using Asian girls to promote interracial couples?

I like the Benicio Del Toro hacker character they met.

Weren't all of this because of the pink haired strong wymen not caring enough to tell her plan to others?

You can blame the vice-admiral for that though. If she had just told her plan to anyone, she could have prevented the whole thing.

He was pretty good too bad he was pointless and disappeared from the movie after his cameo.

Why is this upper lip so huge and stuck in permanent duck face?

ughh, she didn't need to explain herself to a man. The man fucked up the whole plan, even radioing over to the nigger what she was doing, thus having the order target their cuckships.
She knew you can't trust no man.

If they put a line that she thought maybe there was a traitor on board, it would have made sense. Hell, maybe even have a traitor instead of the tracking by light speed thing.

>Remember when actors were attractive?
Adam Driver isn't white.

I have a feeling he might return next movie, but who really knows

he knows exactly what hes doing

is he a fucking stranger to this woman? did he seriously convince her that he is a masseuse?

Racist

He's getting paid for this.

Of course, he's a professional masseuse.

>implying

>Not getting a masseur to blow on your genitals.

if my girlfriend/wife ever went to a "masseuse" like that i would roast her

Yeah they failed their mission and got more people killed.

>English

Explains it all

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According to one commenter, Luo Deng is infamous for being a groping pervert ‘masseuse’ around NYC. If this is the case and he gets away with it, the guy is practically a genius.

Some boyfriends are fine watching their girlfriends getting massages.

>a gay character
I fucking wish we had a gay character. Finn and Poe being in love could have added some fucking character to the film instead of bland generic shit, but Disney is too intent on that Chinese market.

Finn is the one who knows all of FO's ship layout, apparently

what in the fucking fuck what a cuckhold lmfao

Wow, you're insecure as fuck bro.

>White "genetics"

The chinks would be a lot more pissed by the nig fucking their girl than a nig and a white boy fagging it up.

Her nipple get harder

Oh shit right. My mind completely erased that part because it was so stupid.

>Forgetting that the chinks are the most racist people on earth

Brits aren't white fag

> calls others racist
> uses racial slur
> t. brainlet

hes literally squeezing their tits and ass cheecks and breathing on their vaginas. there is a difference between being insecure and being not-a-cuck.

Why does he know both Starkville Base and the ship's layout? Cause he's a janitor?

Why are you so uncomfortable with a licensed masseuse giving your loved one a Qi restoring full-body massage? Are you insecure?

That means she's full of Qi.

Daily reminder

>How does this make you feel, azn boi?

They end up screwing over the purple bitches plan because the redpilled codebreaker is able to tell the FO the plan. The entire movie is one low-speed chase with everyone fucking over the rebellion by trying to do their own thing instead of working together.

damn her ass is fat

You can't be racist to the slant-eyed gooks of mainland China as they have the power+privilege in the context of their own culture. Educate yourself.

Finn should have died. It would've been perfect and given closure to his character. Someone who was ready to die for the evil guys fleeing, seeking redemption and willing to die for the good guys.

But no, the fat asian chick had to be there.

It amazes me how they crash into enemy lanes yet manage to reach the "rebel" base before the enemies.

That's the Qi storage unit. He adds more Qi to her by sucking and blowing into his armpit. The boyfriend approves.

The worst part is that Finn was going full speed and yet Rose somehow does a 180 from several miles away and can arc around fast enough to hit him from the side

Is this guy taking the piss or something?

Finn character development regressed this movie, he didn’t even do anything of note, and his moment of grandeur the Asian chick “saves” him.

No, he's a professional with thousands of clients. He works in LA, NY, and DC.

Benicio Del Toro was completely fucking wasted in this abysmal shitheap of a flick

>audience was completely silent throughout all it's '''''jokes''''
>some people lost their shit during leia's superman scene
This movie was fucking cheeks. I'm glad I didn't pay for this.

lmao did they block chewbacca because he looks black

They could have made his story in this completely alone and it would have been much better. He would have been able to do and learn everything that he did, but without her awful character thrown in for diversity. She brought down the movie immensely and ruined his character arc by not letting him sacrifice himself for those he learned to care about.

sweet jesus