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What am I in for?
PURE KINO
3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, AND
pure kino
Other than porn and a Serial Experiments Lain, it's the only kino I keep on my hard drive.
funny for the first 20 minutes but then gets bogged down by zany setpieces and hijacks, lazy racial/foreigner gags, haphazard plotting, etc. it's like watching $50 milllion worth of booze get poured down a drain. you do get to see isabelle adjani's tits.
>isabelle adjani's tits
I think they're wonderful
Just LOOK at this cinematography!
FEELING SO BAD!
also it has this weirdly outsized level of notoriety just because most people haven't actually seen it and only know of its reputation as an infamous bomb. it's not like some colossal folly of filmmaking, it's just a modestly unfunny '80s comedy.
The best movie of the 80's right until they go to Ishtar. Then the film sadly loses all its steam and is never able to fully recover. Still worth a watch. It's a tragedy that Elaine May didn't direct more films.
THESE MEN ARE PAWNS.
Massive spoiler: Those men... they are pawns.
I have put a price of 20 000 brjaiogkhnzr on their heads
I FEEL SO SMALL WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS!
>What am I in for?
sexual harassment
This number combination is my password for every email account I have and the hint is "Ishtar".
Why did Gary Larson hate Ishtar so much?
FUCK STAR WARS!
>isabelle adjani
God, what happened to her? She looks terrible now
>vlcsnap
>that horrid yify quality
A better movie than The Last Jedi.
In one of his books he confesses that he only knew it by reputation when he used it for this cartoon, and it wasn't that bad when he actually got around to watching it.
I remember reading that it was just an easy target and he never even saw the film when he drew the comic. He then actually saw the film and thought it was alright.
A surprisingly comfy movie.
Kinda like Hudson Hawk. Hudson Hawk is actually a great movie, it was just terribly mismarketed by the studio. They advertised an action movie like Die Hard, and Hudson Hawk is an adventure comedy. Most people will shit on Hawk without ever seeing one frame of it, which is a shame cause it's a masterpiece.
RLM memes
>caring about the quality of Ishtar
>Hudson Hawk
My nigger.
I think it's important to go back and watch the epic and historic flops of history. Sometimes they're fun trash, and sometimes it's accidentally fucking genius and just ahead of it's time.
Howard the Duck is one of my favorite movies ever, and it has such an undeserved bad wrap. As long as you can accept that you're watching a movie about a space duck fighting intergalactic demonic warlords it's a fucking blast. Also Lea Thompson in panties make any movie an instant 12/10 on the Benis-Kino scale of hardness.
What's the matter with him is he blind?
She's 62 asshole
>Hudson Hawk
Love that movie dude
She looked like shit 10 years ago, even earlier. Meanwhile, /our/ darling Winona perseveres.
>THE CAMEL, THE CAMEL, MOVE THE CAMEL, MOVE THE CAMEL, MOVE THE CAMEL
What the F*CK was his problem?
this movie is too good for Sup Forums