Because Astronomy.
Because Astronomy
Caleb Rogers
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Aaron Kelly
I see what they did there
Parker Allen
eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh
Christopher Ward
So I got it, but the joke is still way too long to be funny.
Carson Gonzalez
I get it. It's not making me laugh, but I get it.
Austin Carter
Honestly kind of a cute joke.
Caleb Jenkins
And it should've mentioned Megan a few times.
Brandon Wright
I like it. Thanks for sharing, you salty bitch.
Nolan Adams
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Dominic Clark
That's pretty funny.
Zachary Cox
got a small chuckle
Ryder Roberts
Guys... I don't get it...
Am I dumb?
Mason Martin
I heh'd.
Joseph Powell
Mars has a 24 hour 37 minute day.
Lincoln Morales
Thomas Adams
Before I thought about it, my first thought was it was saying martians are lazy.
Jayden Hill
cow tools 2.0
Thomas Brown
Maybe your buds have been making one too many racist jokes.
Henry Stewart
Rattle
Rattle
Zachary Johnson
Well that's dumb. Thanks for spoonfeeding.
Blake Parker
Why is a store called 7-11 open 24 hours a day?
Andrew Miller
Nix the text. Just show a 7-11 with a closed sign on the door or something. Telling people the joke kills it.
Alexander Jackson
>that's dumb
>says the person who couldn't figure out the obvious punchline
Grayson Gray
Pointing out that this takes place on Mars and that it closes for specifically 37 minutes IS the joke.
You'd be right if he wrote, "Because on Mars a full day is 24 hours and 37 minutes" but he didn't. It works just fine how it is.
Angel James
that's shit
I thought it was a joke about how entitled we first worlders are. a 7-11 on Mars and people still bitching it closes for just over a half hour every day
Evan Nelson
>In 1946, the chain's name was changed from "Tote'm" to "7-Eleven" to reflect the company's new, extended hours, 7:00 am to 11:00 pm, seven days per week.
John Peterson
Oh my god! Back to Sup Forums with you
Anthony Stewart
Us nerds, amirite?
Josiah Jackson
>I thought it was a joke about how entitled we first worlders are. a 7-11 on Mars and people still bitching it closes for just over a half hour every day
That doesn't even make sense without context. Whether the actual joke is funny or not, it has a well-defined setup and punchline. That's more of a joke than "the sign says 24 hours but it's closed for 30 minutes, get it?"
Nathan Jenkins
So change it to 7-7 or 24 hours or something
Cameron Ortiz
Keked enough to like it
Camden Russell
You're fucking retarded, neck yourself.
Lucas Long
Not as iconic. Branding is everything, so really they should just change their hours to 7 a day 11 days a week.
Hudson Richardson
Because there's too much brand recognition to change it now.