So Tommy Wiseau’s IMDb page now lists his age, country of origin, and real name...

So Tommy Wiseau’s IMDb page now lists his age, country of origin, and real name, which are things he’s kept secret for over a decade.

imdb.com/name/nm1382072/

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I thought he was French.

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What a story, Mark.

he lived in strasbourg and later in new orleans if i recall correctly, he probably got shit on a lot for being polish and tried to hide it

typical manlet lying behavior

yeah that name definitely is polish

Manlet alert

>5'
>8"

5'8 isn't short at all, it's on the upper side of average.

Kek, most actors get professional photo shoots for their profile, Tommy just took a cheap selfie in his car.

I don't even buy into the whole "manlet" thing but I'm 5'8" and I'm definitely pretty short. Not sure if you're memeing or not.

Pffttttt HahahahaaHHaAAAAHAHA

How do you pronounce this?

OOOOOOH NONONONONONO

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>polish

Of course he is

>duckface after 16 years old

He's like bizarro Arnie.

5'8" is "king of manlets" newfag friend.

These are probably more things he made up desu

He reminds me a lot old european people who live in backpacker hostels who are trying to fuzz up their identity so they can overstay their tourist visa. Oh yes when I said i was polish i meant iranian

Whatever helps you sleep at night, user.

That's what I tell myself too.

all these manlet arguments make me so depressed :((

oh no no no

someone needs to edit floating text that say 6'1" 6'0" and the manlet is like 5"11

>typing this out

Cz is ch

what's more embarrassing, being a manlet or being polish?

That dude is like 5 feet though

This doesn't get old

We already knew he was from Poland.

Vyechorkyevich

5'10 is king of mantlets, 5'11 is "below average"

National average doesnt matter, it includes old people and mexicans.

To know if you are a manlet it's the national average for the tallest ethnic group in your country in your AGEGROUP. If you are 2 inches shorter than that you are king of manlets, if you are one inch you are just short.

HEY BIOTR

>t. king of the manlets

Poland stronk.

my bad, sorry. My point was he's not aware of the manlet rules around here.

Intending The Room to be a serious movie?

Tommy wisesu the greatest polish actor that ever lived

what a fucking manlet, jesus, what a fucking moidget. how the fuck he still hasn't killed himself? If I had height like that I would pulled the trigger instantly. What an embarrassment.

t. 5'10

All of this was already unearthed by some guy who did some deep investigation. Tommy is just owning it now that he is in the spotlight

T. 5'9"

Why the fuck are all Polish names a weird overlong string of consonants with no vowels in between

If only someone could dig up how much money he has or had

Not if you're still in your teens.

>tfw all my cousins on my mothers side are 6'5-6'8
>manlet 5'9 father ruins my genetic potential
>tfw 6'0 manlet king

>Polish

this explains everything about the Room, I bet this nigga designed a submarine with a screen door too lmao

>why is a name like its language

youtube.com/watch?v=t-fcrn1Edik

OOOOOOOJ NIENIENIENIENIENIE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Are there any theories about him being Klaus Kinski's bastard son? Wiseau was born when Klaus was in his mid-twenties.

>, I bet this nigga designed a submarine with a screen door too lmao

Is that you Biff?

>tfw Sup Forums is more judgmental over height, dick size, income, and physique than any woman you've ever met
Fucking virgin chads.

It's just a game.

Every game has losers

>Polish
That explains why he sounds like he has brain damage.

Only way it could be more Polish was if he was named Jan Jablonskiewiczskiwicz

>king of manlets
>not 6 foot

Listen up, people ITT. 6'1" is the manlet cutoff in NA whether you like it or not.

It's 5'6

>tfw 5' 10'', barely 6 inches, wageslave dyel (on a new PPL routine though)

At least I have a qt gf....right guys...right?

It's far below average for white people. Average in the Balkans is 6 feet, Germany/Denmark/Netherlands/Sweden/Norway have an average of around 5'11".

No, it's 6 foot 1. If you are under 6 foot 1, you are a manlet. I'm sorry, user.

>At least I have a qt gf....right guys...right?
That'd be more that half of the people who post on here could say.

Biff says Battleship you retard.

*does the Poznan*

Nah it's definitely (((5'6)))

Netherlands average is like 6 foot 2.

do you get nervous every time a cute 6'3" guy walks by your gf?

That's so they can stand in the flooded areas

Yes but at least I dont get a boner

So who uploaded this info? Did Tommy release it himself?

I sense a lawsuit coming.

I'm 5'11. I thought that was king of manlets?

JUST

Wow...
...he’s a manlet...

>at least I dont get a boner
you sure about that?

Honestly with the amount of hispanics moving from Mexico up north it will probably be this soon enough. I guess I'll be a big guy some day.

>Polish

I really should have known

White Australian here.

5'8 (Irish convict genes).

Luckily the average male height in China is 5'4.

What's up with these two pale faces?

This nigga aint me.
But nah, I may be a manlet/wagelet/dicklet but I'm not insecure.

>jablonskiewiczskiwicz
[Yab - Lonski-Ev.............................] Wut?
I married one of these people and I still don't get how these things make sense

How do you know that your girl isn't thinking of his HEIGHT
FACE
cock penetrating her tight pussy? Serious question. It's not even a question of dick, this isn't some BBC meme shit. Girls can't resist cute tall guys lifting them up and railing them.

name is longer than he is

I dunno, other than casual attraction than anyone has towards attractive strangers, it's not like she's an animal. Plus, she's like 5' 4'', it's not hard for anyone to pick her up and rail her senpai.

I think you're projecting a bit my guy. Who hurt you?

He's Jewish, it was all an "act" for the goyim

>mfw 6'3 strongfat with broad as fuck shoulders

It's a social experiment.

>tfw only 6'2 strongfat with broad as fuck shoulders


FUCK FUCK FUCK SHOULD I JUST END IT?

>tfw manlet

nah 5 foot 9 is average
this is an effortless unfunny meme

>strongfat

no such thing. youre just fat.

>t's not like she's an animal
You clearly have not "gotten close" to many women, have you?

Yeah sure... an average guy might do the job... average... but it's so much more fun when it's a cute lean tall guy that treats like a literal baby. women love this shit more than anything else. you should be worried.

Is Tommy even a real human?

Every picture I see of him he looks different despite having the same style every damn time

what did he mean by this?

Frogposting

shut the fuck up normie

>no such thing
Are you retarded? You can very easily be strong but also fat, just do what I do and lift but still eat too much shitty food.

...

>professional photo