>Most heroic character in the entire franchise >Lowly farmboy that was brave and courageous enough to lead the rebellion into the trenches of the fucking death star >Now he drinks milk from alien titties >When he finally comes back it's some lame anime-tier force hologram bullshit >Not a master Luke era light-saber battle that we've been waiting decades for >Straight up just dies after doing nothing the whole movie >Let's waste an hour on some shitty unlikable fat chink instead
>tfw you realize star wars is complete shit >tfw you realize there's going to be like 50 more of these over the next decade
Tyler Baker
That was some lit af fire ass battle meditation you casual fan fuck
Oliver Jenkins
Watching a 60-year-old man fighting a dude in his 20's would've looked ridiculous.
Alexander Thomas
just go read the books and comics, or play games if you want to see luke do "epic cool badass" shit. There's plenty of examples. I thought what he did at the end of the movie was very fitting
Christopher Bennett
>Rian Johnson deserves to die 1,000x this.
Xavier Johnson
how does luke die again?
they say he didnt even know untill he saw the movie and this confuses me.
Connor Young
and it did luke didn't have to fight anyone but shitty writing and shitty political driven drivel dictated this was needed in 2017
Josiah Gonzalez
That's not what battle meditation does. Not at all.
Noah Thomas
If he's a farmboy why wouldn't he drink space milk?
Evan Cook
he just disappears lol
Jackson Gomez
man, what a fucking pathetic thing to do to luke
Evan Cooper
where does luke die guys?
Joshua Smith
Maybe they bring him back like Gandalf.
Anakin was created by Plagueis out of thin air.
If he achieves that power level, he may have just teleported away via the force and can reform his physical body.
Kayden Myers
Honestly, that would be pretty awesome.
Luke the White. I really like the sound of that.
Nathaniel Roberts
All of the old characters got wasted and mishandled. Luke got the roughest of it. The fucking big dick hero of the franchise needed a real sendoff, not this "slipped on a soap and hit his head" level nonsense.
Also somebody needs to slap some sense into Rey, god damn that girl is getting away with way too much.
Cameron Morgan
>Anakin was created by Plagueis out of thin air.
Not canon, the entirety of episode 8 has more validity than this statement.
Charles Hughes
>Also somebody needs to slap some sense into Rey, god damn that girl is getting away with way too much.
Her new costume & hair style was hot as fuck, though.
Isaac Clark
I’m sure he’ll be back. He didnt die as in getting stabbed, he just vanished. He became one with the force.
He also Said ”See ya, kid” to Kylo.
He’ll be back.
Evan Richardson
Not so. If you're a 60-year old dude who's still in pretty good shape, and have been training your entire life, younger dudes have almost zero chance against you. I know this because I've fought against old dudes who I'm much faster and stronger than, but they kick my ass like I was a mere noob. And that's not taking into account the Force, of all things.
I mean, shit dude, why do you think Yoda doesn't even bother with having weapons? If anyone came after him, he could just throw them across the room or simply stop their heart using his power.
Jaxon Cook
He's not going to fucking be back except as a ghost waving his hand in the ending, IF even that. It's over for Luke. All the characters you liked are dead now, all you have left is Mary Sue and Whiny Bitch Boy. And Ethnic Sidekick I guess.
Juan Clark
They were really big alien titties tho
Bentley Garcia
>Mary Sue and bitch boy Lea and Like? >ethnic sidekick Chewbacca?
Joseph Wilson
I A G R E E
Jonathan Brooks
This is what Disney does. They tear down heroes. Don't believe me? Well then just tell me all about how inspiring Thor: Ragnarok was.
Fuck Disney. The Mouse must burn.
Chase Turner
these disney movies aren't canon.
Wyatt Torres
>>Most heroic character in the entire franchise and still the most heroic in the last jedi
Juan Parker
there are no true heroes. there is no higher ideal to live up to. the force doesn't surround us, entropy does. be sure to buy more porgs.
William Cook
Is that Eleven?
Gabriel Jenkins
I honestly don't understand what can they do for the ninth movie. All the characters that mattered are dead. Are we supposed to be excited for a Rey vs Kylo, round three? After Kylo already got his ass handed to him prevously? Is that really the plan?
Nicholas Moore
I wonder if J.J. is gonna pull some crazy ass "Episode 08 was just a dream" shit and try to unfuck shit.
Landon Martinez
Y E S
Nathaniel Morales
He pretend fights Kylo with a force hologram then dies anyways because he's sleepy
Brandon Peterson
>REEEEEE I wanted Luke to be BAD-ASS!
Jayden James
They have already stated they had no plans for a cohesive trilogy from the very start, and have pretty much just been winging it
Jordan Jenkins
>All the characters that mattered are dead
>Being this much of a neckbeard
Isaiah Kelly
How can you call an attempted nephew murder heroic?
Jackson Rivera
Well it fucking shows.
Please don't act like anybody's watching this garbage for Ren.
Jaxon Fisher
Character assassination by later directors doesn't count.
Thomas Parker
Yeah, lmao, these fucking losers actually wanted a good movie, the shitheads!
Luke White
Do you really like the sound of affixing Luke's name to a concept from another trilogy? Go fuck yourself.
Lincoln Diaz
>a confused, tormented, youth who is half distracted by jedi pussy who already got beat by a girl against Luke Motherfucking Skywalker
Christian James
Yeah, the mistakes of these films just keep piling on top of each other until there's no one anything satsifying an actually occur Oh well, at least we have Kylo vs Rey to look forward to, even though Rey beat Kylo easily in the first film!
Josiah Russell
Better than what we got in this fucking movie.
Hudson Long
Lea nd Like, muh faborite sTUR Wirs caricturs!
Elijah Cook
It's okay, this time Kylo is going to have his goons, "Knights of Ren" with him, so that Rey can warm up on some extra thugs before she beats up Kylo and makes him cry.
I don't remember the last time I was this unhyped for a boss battle of an entire trilogy of movie.
Asher Rogers
>Watching a 60-year-old man fighting a dude in his 20's would've looked ridiculous.
Isn't this exactly what we see in the most iconic Star Wars scene of all time though?