Star Wars ANH is getting an almost shot-for-shot remake

Star Wars ANH is getting an almost shot-for-shot remake.

Who do you cast?

Non-whites only for maximum diversity and inclusion. No gender-bending (not yet anyway)

Idris Elba as Luke

>carrie (((fisher)))
>recast as a chink
Sorry bucko. No going to happen. Jews always have priority in the hierarchy of victimhood. The more jews, the more diverse.

Idris Elba.

Tyler Perry as Leia

Computer animators who do cgi of all the old actors, but change their skin color to nignog

Already happened.

Do a*glos count as nonwhite?

too old, he'd be Obi-Wan

>No gender-bending
you're no fun
who's you cast for guy leia?

Sauce on the Jar Jar Chink?

idris elba as obi wan would actually be pretty fucking cool

also some fat indian chicks as Leia probably

I'd just make everyone Asian and embrace the chambara influence.

idk, who's the most princely young actor in Hollywood right now?

this

Tom Hanks as Darth Vader
Tom Hardy as Stormtrooper
Ryan Gosling as Yoda

kek

>white people

I'd cast all American Indians.

Indians in space is a cool aesthetic.

Luke - Dev Patel
Han - Michael Pena
Leia - Priyanka Chopra
Obi-Wan - Ken Watanabe
Vader - Tom Hardy (voice)
Tarkin - Byung Hun Lee

Diversity achieved
Niggers stay BTFO

>I don't carry a lightsaber, I don't read books...I burn