give me one good reason why Takeshi Kitano shouldn't direct the Obi Wan movie
Give me one good reason why Takeshi Kitano shouldn't direct the Obi Wan movie
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Levi Hill
because no one wants a fucking obi wan movie
Adrian Martinez
Cause you can't fix a sinking ship
Tyler White
They're going to make it no matter what. Why not make it as kino as possible?
Caleb Richardson
right you are ken
Camden Mitchell
Guy like
Matthew Johnson
It'd end up being a yakuza movie in space, which is fine by me
Brayden Nelson
because he makes great slow paced character dramas with low budgets and those are the antithesis to Star Wars movies
Xavier Morales
But that's what I want him do with Obi Wan.
Asher Moore
Would Obi Wan win the final showdown?
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Juan Davis
but it won't be kino. it will be another luke movie. make obi wan a complete cretin, only he won't die in the end.
you can't make star wars kino anymore. don't even try.
Luis Nguyen
>Obi Wan movie
Wasnt that the prequels?
Jayden Murphy
Disney is making a movie to take place between episodes III and IV.
Daniel Myers
Wasnt that Rogue One?
Evan Bailey
He wouldn't do it
Jason Taylor
remember that quote that went something like
DO YOU WANT HAmburger?
Aaron Anderson
>British Version
Nathaniel Phillips
Yes but this will be a movie about Obi Wan.
Justin Gomez
Didn't he say he was never going to do an American film again after Brother? because he was pissed off with the mpaa cuts or something.
Jace Roberts
profits go to disney
Andrew Nguyen
I read his biography, he worked with Hollywood twice (Johnny mnemonic and Brother) and had terrible experiences both times. He said wasn't racism, but a cultural inability to communicate and understand clearly what each other wanted
Gabriel Smith
>Male directors
Come on, it's almost 2018!
Jackson Bennett
he isn't jewish
Nathaniel Lopez
It would be demeaning to his legacy.
Landon Perez
>Obi Wan: Space Yakuza
Could be kind of cool
Adrian Hall
Isn't there a new outrage movie out soon?
Brandon Young
This. Star wars should be a fun action movie. Especially a Solo movie.
Andrew Rodriguez
Because it'd just be a huge waste of talent due to executive meddling. Also why would we even need an Obi Wan movie when his story has been told?
Liam Lopez
Does he even know what Star Wars is?
Isn't he that guy who created Wipeout and Japanese game shows?
Chase Collins
Because who the fuck wants to see Kuntlean Kennedy order reshoots on Takeshi's kino???
Noah Butler
But all he does in that period is fuck off to Tatooine and hide in some caves until the events of A New Hope.
Christian Perry
>Hisaishi music swells
>Han and Leia are holding each other overlooking the dunes of Tatooine
>camera pans over to the two suns off in the sky
>one laser pistol beam firing off is heard
>and then another
>credits
Nolan Stewart
lol not anymore get ready for another uncle Disney finger forced up your nostalgia hole
Jack Wright
I don't think anything could Beat that idea, op.
John King
If Disney made a Street Sharks movie I honestly don't know how I'd react.
Chase Ross
I saw it, was pretty bland tbqh
Wyatt Sullivan
I wish he'd come back for more episodes of MXC
Noah Sanchez
Sure, but he'd get fired by Disney within a month
Liam Martin
>Han spends the whole movie in a wheelchair painting Chewie as different flowers
Jacob Sanchez
fuck i'd watch a star wars movie with music by hisaishi
Zachary Thompson
Because nobody with any semblance of self-respect should want to direct a Star Wars movie at this point.
Jacob Rodriguez
Because he’ll have some retarded dance scene in the middle of the movie ruining the atmosphere and tension. Kitano is amazing when doing serious work but his comedy/relief shit is appalling garbage,
Connor Torres
what the fuck are you on about
Sonatine was a great mix of both
Samuel Butler
Because Tarantino would be better
Samuel Johnson
Yes. The scene in the middle with the stop motion sumo line dancing was fucking amazing.
Julian Thompson
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