Meet Kristoff

ohmy.disney.com/news/2017/04/17/the-cast-for-frozen-disneys-new-broadway-musical-has-been-announced/

What the fuck happened to his earlobe?

Did a cat bite it off or something?

I'm thinking high-size gauges and he cut the excess skin cut off for his Disney job

The good ol' "let's make an ethnic minority a different race"

Frozen was garbage

This will be garbage

Looks like someone ripped out an ear ring. Or maybe just a deformity.

It makes sense.

His family sells ice. Can't drown in water if it's frozen.

>different race
It's black, it's always fucking black.
Not even ethiopian or some shit, all the dindus who descended from the slaves, it's just (((white))) guilt.

That's the most disturbing thing I've read all day.

Only one I know of that isn't black is Colleen Wing was made Asian in Iron Fist.

But let's be honest here, the original colleen wing was boring as fuck.

>Someones going to get annoyed when they cast a shit ton of gays and blacks in this

Good luck trying to put on a big-budget stage musical with rhythmless mayo people.

>it's a "Sup Forums cannot into musical theatre" episode

Colorblind casting is and always has been a staple of the stage.

Is he a good singer?

DAS RAAAAAYCIS

We wuz saami n shiet

He's fucking Sami. This is like making a show about Native Americans and hiring some white guy to play Geronimo.
But hey, they look white so you can shit on them all you want, right?

>Colorblind
>it's always blacks or whites

Maybe Broadway should stop seeing the world in black and white.

What?! NO! The outrage!

Wasn't Frozen an invented story? Who gives a fuck?

Good thing this thread was racist from the start. We can get it from all sides

>Someones going to get annoyed when they cast a shit ton of gays
>on Broadway
No one can be this retarded. And yet, I'll surely be proven wrong.

>gays
>mayo
So is it about sexual orientation or about race?

Get ready for the astroturfing and virtue signaling assault of the week.

Coleen was always asian. Comic artists just can't draw Asian people.

Ouch.

>Black people finally get jobs
>Everyone mad
?

I hate Frozen so I don't care.

>Half Irish
>Half Asian
1 drop rule?

She was half-Irish, half-Japanese.

>I'm thinking high-size gauges and he cut the excess skin cut off for his Disney job
Fuck, I actually winced at that.

So.. I mean Yeah it's musical theatre. Plus Kristoff had the least to do in this thing.

What I want to know is are all the rock trolls going to be black people in gilley suits or something?

I'm impressed

Let it die,
Let it die!
Let this IP fucking die!

I don't care
what your children say!
This movie suuuuuuuuuuuucked!

And Sup Forums never liked it anyway

Alright user, I'm going to need the sauce for this one. You know, for my cuckold fetish.

It took me way too long to realize you're not talking about the villain.

I chuckled

Aw. I was kind of hoping they'd cast an Asian chick as Anna for extra unintentional comedy.

Who gives fuck what color the dude is as long as the nigga can sing and act good.

>ethiopian
>not black
>?????

Reindeers are better than people now.

Well Its all about the BBC baby, once you go black, you never come back, there is no other reason, all the other races, ethnicities, don't matter anymore.

Niggers are perfect, they have superior Jungle genes.

Hot.

man this shit is common as hell in theatre

you see gender flipped roles all the time too

>Disney's whitest movie(TWO white princesses).
>cast people of colour for the musical.

they sure eat this diversity shit.
They'll choke on it soon.

>Black man
>White woman

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

>>Anything dealing with the cold
>>a black dude

What did White Guilt mean by this?

Sounds like they cast the best man for the role. Its Broadway afterall, you need true talent because you do like 1000 shows a year and he must have gave the best audition

What the fuck are you talking about? Her mother was Japanese , her father is Chinese-American.