Can we have a Vikings season 5 thread?

Can we have a Vikings season 5 thread?

How do we fix Vikings?

>tfw no katheryn winnick gf

I haven't started on season 5 yet, and I honestly don't know how good it could be with Egbet and Ragnar dead.
Of the surviving characters, my favorite are Halfaldan, Athelwulf, Ubbe and Bjorn.

Since when did the guy from The Tudors decide to time travel and fight vikings?

Have Ragnar come back from the dead and kill Ivar

He's probably cheering Ivar on from Valhalla

What about Floki?

>this woman is 40-years-old

HOW?

This is a Vikings thread. Please discuss the show.

I have no idea this show still existed. 5 seasons who'da thunk.

Floki acted completely out of character in the last seasons.
What a shit show.

I am discussing a character from the show.

why do you keep posting this, juranoid

He killed Athelstan

To counter the Star Wars hysteria

I hate her and her dyke lover army

thats how she fucks? no wonder shes unmarried at such an advanced age

that's actually a good reason
do a Kylie thread sometime for fuck's sake though

Some white women age well.

Damn, rape is soooo horrible. Wish that never happened to me.

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Who's Kylie

When did they jump the shark?

Kylie Minogue
From the Finnish cool harem of waifus

As soon as Aslaug showed up

The beginning of the end was the season with the weird Asian subplot.

>no drugs
>not a drunk
>doesn't smoke
>exercises
>eats well

Most celebs are drug addicted drunks that smoke like a chimney and eat junk, and only diet and run for movie roles

>the only rape scene in the whole fucking show have a woman raping a male prisoner
>Vikings

This show jumped the shark after season 1. RIP in peace Finland.

Unless Slaves count

Was anyone else disappointed by how Bjorns men didn't butcher all the Muslims in Spain?

Fuck that slant eye bitch, she turned Ragnar into a fucking opiate addict.
Thank god he drowned her like an unwanted puppy.

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> wants to go raiding with his nephew
> gets keelhauled
> gets to go raiding anyway
Rollo best man

Do you think they'll make the show long enough to do the Rollo storyline?

>muh shieldmaiden

I don't think we'll ever see France or Rollo again

she checketh the dubs, but there are no dubs to be check...

What about these

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>36 posts in
>no bbc or blacked mentioned
neo-Sup Forums everyone

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Let's just say it was never going to happen anyway.

It was plagued by shitty writing from the get go.

Enjoy your ban

bring back Ragnar

I miss him

Objectively wrong. The first two seasons were awesome. Third was okay and the 4th I'd like to forget.

Why does it never age?

Blessed by Odin

>The first two seasons were awesome.
The first two seasons were okay despite all the shitty stuff (like Gabriel Byrne's character being inconsistent as fuck, young Björn, "have sex")

she has amazing hair

Don't say that! I want Gisla back!

I found the show hard to get into, since I always ended up rooting for the "antagonists" of the Vikings, e.g. the English and then the Franks, even though I know the showrunners didn't intend for that.

is that polanski's raped daughter?

New season is underrated.
Andersen is a good actor for his age.

Poor mans Natalie Dormer

I too cheer on Athelwulf and Rollo to remove pagan heretics.

What gets me is how much Ubbe looks like Travis Fimmel

I thought for sure it was his brother or son

this

i want to like it but somehow it feels like a clusterfuck of redundant unmotivated stuff happening.

also the hedgumund dude isnt what i hoped him to be.

>the hedgumund dude
Who?

John rhys Myers from The Tudors

Ubbe and Ivar are the best sons of Ragnar.
Sigi snake in the eye was a weak cunt

Who here /poorcirculation/?

wow

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I don't speak icenigger. What does this mean?

The mongol invasion is coming

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Who is she fucking? I gave up on the show after the Blob fucked all the villagers wives and Ragnar died.

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nice double-dubs

shes raping King Harald Finehair after he came back to the town to find out the dude he left failed his mission and admitted to wanting to steal the throne from lagertha

>Ragnar dies
>ignore existing cast
>make show about 3 nobodies that just show up

Bjorn should have become the main character. Instead he gets about 5 minutes each episode.

/thread

smelly and lesbian

is this ivar?

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he's the worst thing ever put on tv

It would be cool to have some historical period shows that try to be kind of accurate. Maybe they can take some license, but more of an attempt is made to be realistic than is made to be subversively erosive against western institutions.

>Killing obelix

i tuck me penis and lick!

Always been a fan because they raided my town in the first season and it's kinda cool seeing a shitty reproduction of what that would have looked like

>hey guys Game of Thrones is popular right?

Put Katheryn in every scene

Barren old hag

Truly the worst of punishments

it just keeps habbening

> haven't seen a single episode of Vikings
> see this webm
> see assumed shieldmaiden raping a male prisoner
> series seems to be unoriginal in all forms
Into trash it goes, is there any legit reason to watch Vikings if you're not a feminist?

I'm just glad this gorgeous woman is getting work in something better than direct to video trash.
Let's face it, when this show ends it's back to the DTV shit for her, even though she deserves better.

what the fuck

Yes

whoa... high cut!

All she deserves is a vigorous dicking from a man of fine breeding stock

At least it's entertaining shit.

that's pretty metal tbqh

I volunteer.

Rollo is back in season 5 and so is Gisla

you can see the babushka in her very clearly here

That's a real historical event though

>after GoT, I've been... busy *snorts coke and gets gangbanged*

She's lesbian

Such as?
She looks fine, but if you give a pass for assumed Vikings' history butchering, kys

Will this movie ever see the light of the day on any torrent site ever?