Go outside

>Go outside
>Walk up to the first female that you see
>yell "Hey pretty mamma" in the best impression of Johnny Bravo whilst flexing your biceps at her
>Post the results on Sup Forums

i dont work out
i cant talk to women
i dont go outside

I'm strangely tempted to do this

>whilst flexing your biceps at her

I sense a fatal flaw in this scheme.

>"How to get sued."

That would only get you sued in the USA, where feminists would cry rape if you used any pickup line on them.

Instructions unclear, Penis stuck in mailbox

Said it to my milfy ebony neighbor in my complex on the way to work this morning.

"Hey to you too sweety" was what I got.
She's really sweet.

That's a pretty big risk these days.

I just looked out the window. My neighbor's 7-year-old is playing outside.

Ain't doing that.

You know what to do, user.

>tfw open carry.

Pussy.

Is she a girl and is her name Susie?

Well I hope you got a laugh out of this. I have autism (thanks vaccines) and have difficulty talking to others. Thought this was a "get out of your comfort zone" thread.

Did it to woman outside. She said "what?" So I said again. She told me get away. Sad state of affairs. Having panic attack now thinking cops will come to my parents house. Fuck you!!!

>Did it on my neighbor in the complex
>She thought I was just being funny as opposed to being gay
>She always thinks I'm being funny

A simple bait but, fresh. 8/10.

Did it to neighbor in dorm. She accused me of mis-gendering her and is reporting me to housing offices. Thanks op

Lel, no. But this would be illegal to do in say, Sweden or the UK.

There's a beatiful qt here in my job but i can't talk with her or any woman.

She just started barking at me. What do I do now???

Got a wierd look from her and got ignored instead

you gotta start wearing more flannel

i now have a knife jabbed in my heart, fuck you op

you won't get a much better reaction than johnny ever has

But most of them are plaid, I like solid colors better. Also I prefer dresses. Have you seen flannel dresses, they look horrid?

take solace in knowing that for every cute girl that exists, there's at least 5 guys already eyeing her

>not doing the Monkey

Did this and now am posting from steaming harem gangbang. Thanks OP!

My sister was not amused.

combine a plaid flannel shirt (unbuttoned) with a solid black dress

alright Earl.

I am the only young boy single in this room.

Can it even be considered bait? There is nothing to get mad there, user is just trying to be funny.

The Vaccines bit triggered me.

I did it.

She laughed and said "hi".

Success?