AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH I HATE YOOOOUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH give my lightsaber to one of my children when they...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH I HATE YOOOOUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH give my lightsaber to one of my children when they grow up AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH give it to the one with the higher midichlorians AAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH Tell him to try and murder my grandson so he turns to the dark side AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH

AARRRRGHHHHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE FOR BEING A WHITE MALE AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHGHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHH MAKE SURE MY SON THROWS MY LIGHTSABER INTO THE OCEAN WHEN HE'S OLDER

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH this looks like a decent place to build a castle to be quite honest with you famAAAAARRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH Hopefully my lightsaber will be destroyed by my grandson and some literal who AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH

RAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH don't tell my children how much of a dick i was AAAAARRGGGHHHH we were good friends, right, obie? AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I've got sand in my vagina

To be fair, how do you write this so that it makes sense?

>Anakin has to know about Luke, because Obi-Wan says he told him to give him his lightsaber
>Anakin has to not know about Leia

So I guess Anakin could have told Obi-Wan once he knew Padme was pregnant, but not before he knew it was twins and just told him to give it to his child.
But I always felt growing up that the implication was that Luke was born before Anakin turned evil. But then why would he not know about Leia/why would they hide her?

AARRRGGGHHHHH I ABANDONED MY PREGNANT WIFE AARRRGGHHHHHHH PUT ME IN A BLACK SUIT AND SET MY HELMET TO JAMES EARL JONES ARRRRGGGHHHHHAAAA I DESERVE TO BE A NIGGER FROM NOW ON AAARRGGHHHHHH

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Every time a new SW comes out I just walk into this board to get my childhood crushed with all this memes.

And i fucking love it.

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY WIFE'S SON AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was another white lie by Obi-Wan. Just like he said that Vader killed Anakin, he said "he wanted you to have this" instead of "he would have wanted you to have this".

>doesn't like sand but loves lava
Isn't it fucking worse?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO YOUR DUTY HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE FIND AN UNTAMED KONGOLESE BULL TO SATISFY PADME AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH make sure my son drinks a lot of sloth tittymilk it's good for him RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH and give him a bottle for that so he can drink it properly like a good boy AAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHH

i don't like sand

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE LAVA AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S THICK AND HOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH AND IT BURNS EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

kek

Only a Sith deals in AAAAAAAAAAAAAHJRRRHGGGGGGGH

Kek