SNAP BACK TO REALITY

>SNAP BACK TO REALITY
>oh there goes gravity
>Oh, there goes Reddit, he choked
>He's so mad, but he won't
>give up that easy? No he won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
>It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

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I'm excited to see the movie but you're still a faggot op

>be poor
>no friends
>want to watch TLJ so bad because walrus milkies
help me bros

>>be poor
get a job

>>no friends

BUT THE AUDIENCE SCORE ON RT SAID IT WAS BAD

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL LOVING IT!!!!!!

>estimates

>Critics give it all good reviews cause the mouse told them to
>SW fanboys and normies swarm to the cinema because of brand recognition and critics
>Go home and give the movie a low score cause critics lied
wow

>presales ticket reflect what people think about the movie!

you may butthurt, when ready

You do realize that Disney buys up a bunch of their own tickets to boost opening week sales, right?

You just thought it was a coincidence that every movie that Disney makes is a homerun at the box office?

That's nothing compared to TFA

Infact, the silence on numbers since it has been out speaks volumes

People are going to be losing their jobs at Lucasfilm

>That's nothing compared to TFA
It's literally only 6% lower.

M-maybe we're not the audience for Star Wars anymore. Maybe it's true that POC and women will replace us as the main fans.

Seeing as how most movie theaters are now basically zoos filled with chimps and other subhumans you may be correct.

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cringe

Wasn't it supposed to make a billion?

What is it with you guys mentioning Reddit in fuckin everything?

How does Sup Forums reate revival?
Not a single good track desu.

Congratulations user! What are you going to spend that 2 dollars for that 8 hour shilling on?

In two days?

>"Hello I'd like one ticket for Disney's Star Wars: The Last Jedi please."
>"Ok that'll be $10. Enjoy the movie."

That so hard?

on a Billion dollar franchise that is fucking a lot. Specially if it replicates worldwide as well. Also you expect more people going to see the sequel anyway.

>not going to the kiosk

lol and yet here we are, with a cinemascore of A.

Tumblr hates it. The TFA characters are parody versions of themselves in this one (the funny clueless black guy, the rebellious reckless hotshot pilot, Rey deciding she needs to redeem a white man who killed her father figure a few days ago)

>Also you expect more people going to see the sequel anyway.
TFA was the first Star Wars movie in over a decade, which ended up making nearly a billion dollars domestically. Expecting a repeat would be ridiculous.

>cinemascore

>"One ticket? I'm sorry sir, we have a no singles policy here. Please leave."

Wait a minute...

showbiz411.com/2017/12/15/the-force-snoozes-last-jedi-thursday-night-box-office-falls-short-of-force-awakens-by-12-million

If this cracks $200m for the domestic opening weekend (which only 3 films have ever done) there is no way anyone can pretend it isn't a win, barring horrific international numbers.

Why are Americans so fucking obsessed with box office figures? You do the same shit for NFL and it's viewing and selling figures. It's such a retarded way to gauge something's quality.

because they unironically worship money

It was expected to get 280 million.
Still making bank but underperforming

BvS also had a huge opening, but the second week drop % was massive and it ended up underperforming.

TLJ will probably make more than Rogue Juan but won't rech 2 billion like TFA did.

isn't avatar the highest grossing movie of all time

No it wasn't. Not even TFA made 280 million on opening weekend.

And now Disney owns the distribution