How fucking jaded and cynical do you have to be to not like these little things?

How fucking jaded and cynical do you have to be to not like these little things?

>another Star Shit thread

I want to see how far away I can kick them. Dumb mouth breathers.

C O N S U M E

ANOTHE FUCKING STAR WARS THREAD GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Making them puppets was a mistake. Their movements looked so stilted and wrong.

I like these little things, in an abusive way of course. They were meant to be bullied and killed.

I do not like them solely for the fact that they were created to sell more faggy toys. Pure merchandising.

>b-but muh practical effects! i thought you wanted them to look shitty

B U Y
U
Y

UMA DELICIOSA

Hopefully we get porg oranges too.

$60?!

Love them
So cute
I had other major issues with the movie
A fuzzy bird almost killing its self on a saber was not it, I found that cute and a lil funny
Same with chewie eating one
Shit like force projection and dialogue written so bad I was a shocked people didn't look at you and wink after saying it was what ruined it

>FIFTY NINE NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

They were made by an space vampire AI algorithm to sell crap to the goys. It's soulless like a zombie.

Because they're overdesigned in their "cuteness". It's so painfully obvious their sole purpose is to be cute that it stops beingcute but becomes annoying and you just want to stomp them into a bloody pulp

How fucking jaded and cynical do you have to be to not like these little things?

>$59.99

UI unironically will.

>$59.99
What jewery is this?

I bet it cost no more than a dollar to make by some starving Chink LMAO