I'll have.... uhhhhhhhhhhh

>I'll have.... uhhhhhhhhhhh

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>start working in fast food and going to driving school
>suddenly half the jokes in spongebob get painfully real

Were you a Squidward?

No employee wants to be a Squidward.

>tfw I am squidward
Only difference is I'm a tuba player rather than a clarinet player. And I'm slightly less grumpy at work.

>driving turns out to be easier than expected
>wonder why Spongebob couldnt preform such a simple task

>23
>no license because metropolitan area
>driving stresses me to no end

Remember Squidward, P.O.O.P.!

>Live in MI
>Accumulate expert driving skills over the years, zero tickets, always go 25 on a 25 (fuck you I'm not going 30)
>Roads are such shit that I always have to repair my car, though

>YES?!

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Don't sweat it, driving in a busy city is stressful for anybody. I refuse to drive to NYC

... a couple of pubes in here please

Who here's been to the panty raid?

krabby patty machine [B]roke

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I'll have two krabbies deluxe, a krabby combo, a simple patty with extra dips, a double, two triples, one with cheese and a large soda.

Don't forget the pickles.

Can someone post that /ck/ thread where they tried to follow Bubble Bass's order?

...

Forgot part one.

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