YOU THERE, GAIJIIN, YOU LIKE MY RAW FISH AND RICE?

YOU THERE, GAIJIIN, YOU LIKE MY RAW FISH AND RICE?

Why are you such a jerk to your son

HE NO SPEND 40 YEARS PUTTING RAW ON RICE - SHAMEFUL DISPRAY, HE CUT STOMACH OPEN

>that'll be 800 dollars plus tip

You seem turtley enough for the turtle club.

i-i-i-if you already know the answer to your question why ask PIG FUCK?

ONRY ROOM FOH RICE, NO ROOM FOH NICE

>serves you sushi with soy sauce on the side
>put the soy sauce on your sushi
>YOU DISHONOR MY FAMIRY YOU DISRESPRECT MY RESTARAUNT

what the fuck did you give the soy sauce to me for then

i no like raw fish.

Hey, can I get some ketchup with mine?

Wonderful, have some Michelin stars.

You mix the wasabi and the soy

why are chinese people such monsters?

I am a pleb I prefer european food, sorry

IT'S FUCKING RAW

As a test to see if you're worthy.

Filthy gaijin failed again.

Asians in general are barely human.

>he doesn't mix with wasabi, soy and ginger

I'll have the chicken teriyaki and a California roll, please.
MAKE IT, WAGIE

Hai, mecha oishii desu

>TAKES THE RAW FISH OFF THE COUNTERTOP WHERE IT'S BEEN SITTING FOR DAYS AND SHOVES IT DOWN HIS PANTS RUBBING IT ALL OVER HIS PENIS AND BALLS
>BASHES IT DOWN ON THE RICE MAKING IT LIKE SOME KIND OF SOPPING PANCAKE
>THROWS THE DISH OVER TO THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM, SHATTERING IT
>500 DOLLARS GAIJIN

>goooooood goooood
>let the wasabi kill your father and take your place by my side.

>chicken teriyaki
>California roll

hello soyboy

...

Is the military still taking your metal everything so you can't cook stuff?
Live in a real country, ghoul.

Ya know, Gyro, it tastes all right, but why so much pretense and ritual, ya know? I like to eat on the go! Ya ever consider putting in a drive in window? Just dump my fish chunks and eel goo in a styrofoam cup, pass it through the window, and boom, I can eat your food while I wait in traffic.

Think he'd go for it guys?

what's so bad about that webm?

nippon no tippon nai desu

thank you Jerbs. do you have any A.1. I can slather on this bad boy

>having this bad of taste without it being some kind of ironic joke
California rolls are fucking straight up garbage, I don't care if you like them. You could have something so much better with most of the exact same ingredients if not all of them.

Atleast the frog isn't fried or skinned alive

>places piece of refrigated crab leg and uses a brush to put some funky sauce on it
>"that'll be $100 Yen dollars gaijin baka san"

It's an ironic joke to imagine ordering such lowly peasant food from The Greatu Jiro, but that is usually what I get from my local japanese restaurant. I don't care what you think

fuck you jiro

Good.
Also fuck Jiro.

*massages you*

That'll be $300 + tip.

Atleast he is dead

what the fuck is this and where can I find more.

It's called a massage. Haven't you seen it before?

not public ones including licking.

How do you redirect Qi to the most sensitive areas of the body without using your tongue?

Sushi is disgusting and for subhumans who have not mastered fire.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jiro's sushi. The rice is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the flavors will go over a typical Gaijin's head. There’s also Jiro’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzsche's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his sushi, to realise that they’re not just delicious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jiro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jiro’s existential catchphrase “Hey Gaijin smoothskin...want some sushi?,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jiro’s genius raw fish unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jiro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

this looks pretty humane desu.
t. someone who hates chinks

Yfw you finally realize what the "special ingredient" of his fish soup is

DISHONORUBU!

Is that a tile from a bathroom?

JEWS FEAR THE SUSHI

>hey gajin smoothskim
Ayy lmao

Sushi is delicious, you faggot

nips are worse than kikes

>that face of terror on the poor frog as he gets stabbed in the neck

so are you vegan or what?

nah, I like meat though I don't like watching shit like that behind the scenes
Ignorance is a bliss and all that

Sushi from a master is the same as from a novice, the only difference being the speed at which it is make. Jiro should be using his skill to serve 200 dishes an hour, not ripping gaijins off.