Is anyone else refreshing t every half hour? The suspense is killing me...

Is anyone else refreshing t every half hour? The suspense is killing me. I don't think I've ever been this anxious to see a review before.

I'm guessing they'll hate it.

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I don't know man, maybe they won't but maybe they will? We may never know.

>he doesn't know

Change the fucking record, faggot
Find something else to do for fuck's sake

>I'm guessing they'll hate it.
Yes, on account of the lack of interracial sex scenes

;(

They'll love it ironicallly because they love "schlock", and The Last Jedi is good "schlock", despite all the glaring plot holes, omissions and bad writing.

>needing some faggot reddit videos to confirm your opinion on something
Fucking kill yourself my man

Gee, can't wait to find out how I feel like the most recent popcorn flick

this isn't a joke btw. It will be a Ferdinand review, Mike will ask: "well Jay are there any new movies we could watch in the theater" Jay will have a retarded smile on his face and answer "Gee Mike I don't think there are any." Mike: "I know, have you seen Ferdinand?"

Yeah RLM is happy to lose all that Starwars money over missing the movie on the first night. They would gladly review something else instead

They're going to hate it.
They're still trying to make up for sucking TFA's dick so hard.

they will like it just to be contrarian. Mike will like the direction they took with Luke and the quips. Jay will like the production and say "well I didn't hate it.."

they will like it because of devious reasons

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They'll say it's a "frustrating" movie since there's like 30% of a really good Star Wars film there, 60% of boring generic blockbuster shit, and 10% batshit crazy creative decisions that make no fucking sense.

This is the correct take on the movie btw.

Hey, nice screenshot of youtube taken with your mobile phone

fucking russians did this

hard to predict since they are all over the place with star wars but probably will like it. they are usually open to new stuff unlike this fucking place.

Whined about 7 being too similar and now whine that 8 is too different.

You sound bothered bro. I'm looking forward to seeing whether or not their opinion aligns with my own.

exactly they will like it because it's different, sorry Sup Forums

not liking it is being contrarian, get off the internet for fuck sakes.

phoner out

not among autistic nerds which make up the hardcore star wars fandom

>now whine that 8 is too different.

Way to miss the actual problem.

Cant talk for them, can only talk for people Ive seen the movie with and everyone was more than satisfied with it and thought it was a good step foward for the franchise. It needed a shot in the arm and thats what it got, mostly.

IT'S OUT
youtube.com/watch?v=X9QiHlEC22U

then your problem boils down to "THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED" or "N-N-NOT MY STAR WARS".

>Rian thinks a deconstruction is simply subverting expectations
>Fan think this is different despite still jsut being Empire at it's core
>YOU ONLY HATE IT CAUSE ITS DIFFERENT

There are people who say that, but that doesn't change the fact that the entire plot line with the resistance is complete garbage

The only one I'm sure will hate it is Rich.

I hope it's true

They like TFA, as shit as it was. They'll like this movie. They're fucking hacks, get over it.

To be fair, most of Ep. 7 was just a New Hope done mediocre. It wasn't a bad movie, just uncreative as hell

I love how two hackfrauds are holding Sup Forums by the BALLS

absolutely hilarious

I hated TFA much more than this shitfilm. Everything was ruined in TFA this is the sequel to the TFA and is better than TFA but TFA itself is a soulless corporate hack job filled with stronk women CGI and retarded plot so if the hacks gave TFA a positive review there is literally no reason to give it's sequel a positive review.

you can smell his beardfat

Who cares? Star shit is shit.

Jay will like Holdo for some reason, probably because she's a bisexual slut like he is, mention something about the soundtrack that made him jizz

Mike will say it was OK, liked the planet Luke was on and the force bonds, superman leia won't bother him, will tear Snoke apart

This is what I believe my friends will say

They've said since that they jumped the gun on that review and that it's really not that good.

Source or it didn't happen.

>Jay will like Holdo for some reason
he will like her because it's laura denr, a lynch's cult member

any proof Jay is bisexual?

*gives wink

I prefer getting my opinion out there before someone can dismiss it for agreeing with some reviewer anyway. At least when talking to people in real life

where did they say that

Bullshit.

It might have been the Rogue One review, but I forget. I'm not going to scour every video they've put up since December 2015 to placate you faggots. Either believe me or don't.

I don't know if they've ever said as much. They clearly did, and I'm pretty sure they've at least said that they basically got that episode up as soon as possible though

So is this just them trying to """troll""" everyone or what

The proof went down the back of his throat :(

>that gay joke Mike about me
>me

>about me
Finish the video Jay, we're waiting

pathetic

>8
>new stuff
Again with that shitty rethoric, shill fuck. That throne room and hoth sequences were fucking NEW indeed, subhuman. What was new? >tumblrina shitty commander
>laaaarge plot holes
>humiliating a pop culture icone
>and fifth element casino planet.
THANK YOU DISNEY

I refuse to believe that there is no showing of TLJ that isn't sold out in a 30 mile radius?

I would have sex with her and right before busting come all over her Porg plushie.

Guys I haven't eaten anything today because I've been waiting to eat while watching the HitB.

I'm so fucking hungry. Should I cave and go get something or should I wait another hour or so?

Was their nerd crew reaction real or fake? I doubt they got to see an early preview.

They'd better shit on it, or else I'm done. you hear me Stoklasa? I'm done!

I'm gonna assume this is going to take much more time. There are so many things wrong with this movie, they might just decide to go on full Plinkett on it.

eat something mediocore and buy a really good snack for the premiere

WHERE IS IT, STOKLASA, YOU DRUNK FUCKING HACK?

That's what I expect.

Hell, I bet they'll even have Plinkett say "Even the prequels weren't this bad".

I am expecting a HiTB that starts out "normal" but then diverges into a skit concerning a new Plinkett review.

Then we get a Plinkett review in about three months.

This...

haha more like KEKLASA amirite?

...or this?

Dude, you gotta tell me what episode that is.

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Watch this based black youtuber instead, I doubt they'll be able to top it:
youtube.com/watch?v=r9C7Grxk4bU
>Fuck this movie.
>Fuck this movie and everyone in it,
>except for Mark Hamill.
>I hope everyone in this movie and everyone who had participation in making this movie come to life,
>I hope they get cancer, they're going through excrutiating pain of chemo-therapy and then on their deathbed, at the last second, they're healed, miraculously,
>just so they can experience the pain and angst that they put me through while watching this piece of shit film.

half an hour black screen with lightsaber and porg noises

you saw it here first