SO YOU HATED FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS

SO YOU HATED FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS

WELL THAT'S TOO FUCKING BAD

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they're not exactly proving any points by making inferior copies of male lead movies

Hopefully the next attempt will be Bloodsport.

>One good actress
>Two decent actresses
>One meh actress
>One terrible actress
>A meme non-actress
>Whatever the fuck an Awkwafina is

Yeah this is going to be great, movie of the year for sure

female clockwork orange when ?

They are, but it's not the one they want to be

When are they making the female version of Rocky?
>Starring Chloë Grace Moretz as Ricki
>Leslie Jones as Apollina Creed
>Patton Oswalt as Adrian
> Melissa McCarthy as Micki

>Chloë Grace Moretz as Ricki
Easy there user, that's just asking for a workplace accident. She might end up punching someone's head off while filming the boxing scenes.

I do hope it's good. I enjoyed Ocean's Eleven and it's sequels.
Casting Rihanna was a mistake though and I have no idea who Awkwafina is.

Cast the Ocean's Eleven anime remake.

>>Starring Chloë Grace Moretz as Ricki
>>Leslie Jones as Apollina Creed

This is so fucking good I almost choked on my drink. I would unironically give money to see this happen.

Reminder that if you even dare criticize this movie, you will be called a virgin, man baby alt-right piece of shit.

But I actually like some of those actresses

That's true, but it is the only one they can make.

I'm not even an Sup Forumsutist and I can name my dream team.

Motoko Kusanagi
Fujiko Mine
Washu
Lady Une
Nyuu
Haruhi Suzumiya
Android 18
Rei Ayanami
Twilight Suzuka
Konata Izumi
Edward

RJ Mitte as Sico

hollywood forgot we alreayd had a womens only heist team , with latifaf , tom cruises ex, and that old women who banged jack nichoson in that movie with keanu reeves . something for the money?

so hollywood has not learned that no one wants a female remake of whatever.

Why can't hollywood invest in original stories about female action heroes

There's just something about these all-female remakes that is off. It's like they don't even really want these movies, they don't really care about being ghostbusters or "badass" or nerds or anything they just want it because they don't have it.

well Female Star Wars was worse. At least they didnt advertise it as it.

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It's not a female remake though. It's a spinoff.

you mean soft reboot, were its a reboot but avoiding the word to trick the sheep

you sure about that autismo pally?

>awkwafina
huh?

How exactly is remaking an all male movie a feminist ideal? Shouldn't they be pushing for their own shit? Like the concept of this may be fine but why tack on the oceans name and therefore attach yourself to male success when the entire point is to empower women?

Because Hollywood isn't making any new IP's and they want to show that women are better than men at what men do. It's like a competition for them.

Just a bunch of (((comediennes))) throwing their used maxi pads at each other

I will be totally okay with this if they stick to the normal ways women pull cons on men: make a dude think he'll get laid, then take advantage of him. I'm not saying women are stupid, I'm just saying that's the easiest way to con someone as a woman. I have a feeling they're going to have all the women be way way way smarter than the stupid dumb men in this, and that's going to be the entirety of the heist. The original oceans movies were fun because the protagonists outmatched by the antagonists, yet still found a way to outsmart them. I'm guessing in this version the antagonists will all be men that are just dumb every step of the way, thus deflating any suspense generated from the fact that the protagonists might not win.

female version when? it's about time!

Make your own shit instead of co-opting old IPs. It’s pathetic that women are only strong in Hollywood l when they act like men.

They aren't trying to replace the old movies like they did with the Ghostbuster movie. So I don't really see a problem with this.

>Awkwafina

What kind of nigger name is that?

>12 Angry Women
I don't think that movie has a market user...

Asian rapper.

Looks like 8 whores that will marry rich men and divorce them taking half of everything. Shit happens everyday, no need for a movie.

If Hollywood wants strong female roles, just make fucking Udder Insanity already

My only problem with this, at least as a concept, is if they were going to make the main character connected to Ocean why not use Julia Roberts?
She's already an established character, it would be better than pulling out a sister that's never even been mentioned.

Hell, get rid of the connection altogether. Just have them be their own crew doing their own thing.

>Skip our movie too shitlords!

If this is how you want to play it.

>Ey yo Patt-on!

How much money anyone want to bet that Mindy Kaling is sitting in some hotel room fucking SEETHING that her name is fourth but her image is seventh.

>All these fucking white girls ahead of my queens' body!?

>Akwafina

I always LOL when blacks appropriate European culture then niggerfy it to be cool

Synopsis:
>Danny Ocean's estranged sister Debbie attempts to pull off the heist of the century at New York City's star-studded annual Met Gala. Her first stop is to assemble the perfect crew: Lou, Rose, Daphne Kluger, Nine Ball, Tammy, Amita, and Constance.
>The Met Gala
>Robbing a fashion fundraiser event

"Casinos are for men, Galas are for women!"

>Awkwafina

wut. Is this a person?

>mfw everyone speaks and understands chinese then the chinese bitch talks in a ghetto american accent and everybody is smirking except sandra bullock who says "well okay then" then techno music plays as they finish the montage

There's a trailer already?

anne hathaway is an insufferable cunt

>Awkwafina
Isn't that a brand of bottled water?

Yes.

Underrated

>Setting the film in a gala
Actually if they want to attract women that's not a bad idea

Why does the name Awkwafina make me laugh so much

I can't even fucking remember, was the original Oceans movies a sausage fest? I thought each had one or two hot women playing a role.

>Wonder Woman does well
>Bridesmaids does well
>Pitch Perfect does well
>Hidden Figures does well

>Ghostbusters does not

"Better gender swap a few more established series just to confirm that we're alienating every demographic with this concept!
Ocean's might work though, I know a few women who love those movies, though how much of it is because of George Clooney and Brad Pitt broing out together I'm not sure.

>they couldn't find 11 actresses

>Awkwafina
>youtu.be/7o23w8i0H-w
>"Us yellow bitches livin' fancy gettin' beef like Kobe"
>Us yellow bitches datin' white boys that look just like Moby"

/r/asianmasculinity furiously rushing to boycott

>I thought each had one or two hot women playing a role.
Same here.
kek

They started by looking for actresses that hadn’t been sexually assaulted or whored themselves out to fat gross kikes. That’s why awkwafina was the first one cast. They refined their search after her

hows the rape scene gonna be

Why didn't they cast any asian women? This is highly problematic

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Once again no one will go see it, everyone will hate it and Hollywood will be humiliated. Will they never learn?

Before ghostBUSTers was there any other wemen remake that bombed?

>Bullock
ok
>Blanchett
ok
>Hathaway
ok
>Kaling
Who?
>Paulson
Who?
>Awkwafina
Literally who?
>Rihanna
meme
>Bonham Carter
Who?

3.5/8

>okay household name actresses
>playing against non-actresses like rihanna and fucking awkwafina

I was expecting a melissa fatcarthy or anna jewdrick to be on this list for some reason but holy shit. this is going to be awful.

didn't they make a female Rocky already?

I disagree...they'll make it, and they'll call it '12 Thoughtful Women'.

>12 angry women
>this is the defendant
>deliberation only lasts 29 secs
>found not guilty

What the fuck is an Awkwafina?

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>12 Angry Women
>turns out they all slept with the innocent guy on trial
>they find him guilty because they were all easy roasties

> Gal Gadot as Ivanka Dragova

they all ready did it and it's on Netflix, started watching it but it was awful; lead's got a nice rack tho'

If they made a non-Italian Rocky there would be hell to pay. Chloe does have the build for it though.

Because no one wants those either

kek

Shouldn't there be 11

because women don't create their own content/spaces, they invade, change and takeover male spaces/content. It's how women operate

Why is Anne Hatheway so hateable?

>female clockwork orange when ?

Its called sex in the city.

more likely they all had sex with the innocent guy, but gradually they are convinced they were all raped. The guy in the original who said "not guilty" would be a tumblr feminist

>women working together to pull off a heist
They can't even agree on a plan for a get-together irl.
There's a reason an all-women heist has literally never happened

She's like the Esther Ku of rap.

what's up with all these ugly asian women lately?

reminds me of that survival show where they had women on one island and men on the other lol

I wanna fuck her face so hard i'd rearrange her stupid fucking face.

>There's a reason an all-women heist has literally never happened

Systematic oppression by men since the dawn of civilization?

she's a qt, I would date her as long as I didn't have to listen to her rap

This
Only redditors would disagree

Probably degrading and abusive. Use your imagination.

Why was it men that oppressed women but not women that oppressed?

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i'll believe this premise if they dedicate half the movie to them gossiping and taking about shoes & boyfriends

Nah its because women "heisting" anything more extravagant than a Chanel handbag is a bit farfetched.

Bunch of Asians in cal*fornia, iq gets them into schools & they can still get minority privileges.

>3 mommyfus
>1 brownfu
Damn I'm conflicted.

This HAS to be a joke
Who the fuck would fund this?

George Soros

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