Whoa, she's such a nerd! Knows all the cool and obscure Iron Man trivia. Can you imagine? Just like me!

Whoa, she's such a nerd! Knows all the cool and obscure Iron Man trivia. Can you imagine? Just like me!

dude you might as well have story timed it.

speaking of which INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #6 STORY TIME. IN WHICH RIRI IS HANDED LITERALLY EVERYTHING BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES HER.

WHY IS IT STILL CALLED IRON MAN ANYWAY WHY NOT IRONHEART?

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THIS PAGE IS FOLLOWED BY THIS PAGE IN THE OP

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I mean, to be fair, the Silver Centurion was fucking awesome and easily one of the Top 5 Iron Man armors. Right below the Modular Armor and the Ultimate Armor.

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Why is Mary Jane an Iron Man character now?

Nice.

Because Slott didn't want her and Bendis called dibs.

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Because the only reason the book is selling is because of the title

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since shes not with spiderman they dont know what to do with her

Caselli's inability to not draw 10/10 dick-sucking lips on everyone also helps.

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>Tim Broveert

Why doesn't Pepper know about the silver centurion?
And is that old bitch Bendis Retcon-Mom? He's really making her a thing?

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I mean, I don't know about you, but I'd personally like my substitute Iron Man to know their shit.

Plus, in their world it's less comic trivia and more scientific advancements, and her being into building tech suits, it'd be weird if she didn't geek out.

Shes ultimate aunt may reborn

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Nice eyes on Potts in the third panel there

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Man fun. Reminds of firestorm.


Plus no sjw stuff so far. Just a hot jailbait lass.

>had to look up who iron maiden was
A completely unworthy successor to Iron Man.

But nerds don't care about Iron Man

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I'm pretty sure "kids these days" at least know that Iron Maiden is a band, even if they know nothing else about them.

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Ah from secret war.

I like how theres mostly female villians like spidergirl had.

>tony's butthole

she finally beats someone without hacking into them

pepper wasn't a part of iron man's supporting cast back when tony used the silver centurion

Why did Tony hire a professional model as his assistant? Was he just horny?

shouldn't these guys be in a small redneck town fighting racism?

So they are literally giving her Tony's lab so she is exactly like Tony Iron Man except black, female and "smarter than him"...

Wow bendis knowing canon.

Yeah, she just punches him really hard

and that's all. just the letters reminding us that Riri is empowering black women everywhere. Thank you Bendis!

What kind of a cliffhanger is this? What the fuck?

Hnnngg that black woman.

oh yeah there's this page too, where Bendis pretends something bad will happen to Riri. lol

Have you ever read a Bendis comic? Not memeing, they literally don't end, they just cut off until the next issue

I swear to God Sampson was supposed to be dead like three times over now
How does he keep coming back?

Yay! Everyone wants Riri... except comic book readers...

He is popular enough that people like to use him, but he isn't popular enough that writers will wiki him to see if he is dead or alive... That is his true superpower.

Come on, Sup Forumsmrade, she's not *that* bad.

He's literally the only psychologist that Bendis knows about in the Marvel universe

I know mary jane is a model but can she show some emotion

he did it for two reasons he was currently in a feud with peter parker because he had the more successful business and actually forgot they were married cause he wiped his memory and because she was a red head

No. Now they should be busy fighting gentrification and trademark laws (seriously).

user, this thing was dead on arrival

people upset about gentrification are the worst.
White people should be able to take back all the nice shit they built before the darkies came in and ruined it for everyone.

>Iron Man comics
>selling

its likely a coincidence

the silver centurion shouldn't even exist, it literally got nuked

It showed up many times even before bendis. Probably just a repilicia.

There is nothing to do with her. Without Spider-man she's got nothing going for her.

"Why is she named after a Japanese porn?"

>And is that old bitch Bendis Retcon-Mom? He's really making her a thing?

Why the fuck would Tony want her around? She didn't want him. And she didn't have a good reason, either. She dumped him like he was an unwanted kitten the day he was born.

Now he wants her to run his shit?

Bendis is literallly the worst writer I know.

And I lived through the Fraction era.

Everyone saw you and him nekkid when you lost that bet Tony. It's probably on Marvel YouTube

What the fuck was he on when he wrote that.

What kind of freakshow sits down and seriously writes shit like that and comes back to it a day later and goes "Yeah, that's a great line!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

No.

What the hell, it's already on 6? I read the one where she was training with Tony and gave all his armors viruses and the end of the fight against the girl who was a living combiner mech. Has anything else happened of note?

she's now the best hero on the planet and everyone wants her

She should take Kamala's place on the Champions and then Waid can keep writing the character exactly the same.

She is very likable, cute and hypercompetent. Which is the problem. She's a Mary Sue.

None of the suits should exist. They pretty much all got destroyed several times over.

I mean, I get you would rebuild the latest model. But the original armor must be on copy number 5 or 6 by now.

She's still a shit character, when is Tony coming back

>Has anything else happened of note?

Of course not.

fuck off Sup Forums

>"""Editor""" shitposting on twitter instead of fixing comics

Isn't Pepper supposed to be a redhead as well?

after secret wars

>You must be Iron Man because I have life and you don't

He's a mutant in addition to his gamma powers.

I want Riri. On my dick.

Do the readers know who this Lucky guy is?

o-ok

I think "Mr.Lucky" was a disguise for Lucia von Bardas.

>None of the suits should exist. They pretty much all got destroyed several times over.

its especially weird when you see cameos from suits that tony would never rebuild under any circumstances ever

like how fraction brought back the sentient armor for no reason. im sure tony's nostalgic for the suit that came to life and tried to kill him

Nothing happened...

I could have written this is two, three pages tops.

yeah but you didn't. hate on bendis all you want but he's the one who actually makes a living writing comics, we're all just shitposting on an anonymous north korean blog site

>She is very likable
She had no personality beyond 'nerd' trivia. How can you like someone without a personality?

In all fairness, Riri being asked to join the Champions is a pretty scary ending.

calm down Bendis

Thats literally what happened to Moles too. MJ is even present in both. Wow Bendis

You're right.I should have written "she is drawn as very attractive, and people immediately take to her".

She sort of has a 'heroic' personality due to her tragic background - lonely super-genius girl loses her stepdad and best friend in the same drive-by shooting - but otherwise she's as bland as a pair of white socks.

NEGROS

Why do my favourite artists end up on books I don't care about.

Could be worse. Could be an artist you hate on a book you care about.

>comes back to it a day later
You seem to not know how Bendis operates. He sits down, cranks out a script in 15 minutes, then ships it off to Brevoort and says "ball's in your court." Then Brevoort says "it's Bendis, I'm sure it's fine" then passed it down to the overworked assistant editor who spends so much time correcting Bendis' spelling mistakes that he doesn't have time to do any actual editing.

Been there done that.

>Calling it the Silver Centurion armour
>Not calling it the Hologram armour

Oh wow, we've got a real expert on our hands here. Wikipedia open on their phone 24/7.

Thats the culmination why these SJW versions of superheroes suck. If its not something extremely retarded like not letting a Z-tier villain destroy all the cool hipster jeans in San Fran, or heroes solving social justice problems with insultingly stupid ways, they're boring as fuck because nothing really happens in them.

The new SJW Mary Sue goes and beats up some nobody villain or a shitty new one, screams something feminist from the top of zur lungs and has cringeworthy Tumblr-dialogue for the rest of the comic. Theres no adventure to be had, nothing thrilling going on, its just lazy Mary Sue fanfic because you can't show these new more inclusive and altogether better in every way-heroes in any actual trouble.

Riri looks so fucking cute. God dammit, why did she have to be a Bendis character?

/So what is Riri's personality?

I get that not every character has to be limited to a one-note gimmick, like how Daredevil can't hear or how Ben Grimm is a giant monster, but most major/well-written characters can be summarized in a short sentence. So what's Riri?

>people on Sup Forums take the time to actually storytime Bendis shit comics
Have a bump but goddamm do I feel sorry for whoever the hell paid for this dreck. Thread is now hidden.