At least they used puppet yoda...

At least they used puppet yoda. It might have been the only part besides the universe expanding casino planet that I enjoyed about the film. I unironically disliked everything to do with the battles and the Rey/Kylo arcs. I want an entire criminal underworld film, maybe SOLO will be a Star Wars heist film.

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>I unironically disliked everything to do with the battles and the Rey/Kylo arcs
Literally the most redeeming aspect of the movie

I'm sorry but puppet yoda was fucking retarded the cgi one in the prequels was actually much better and I'm not being ironic.

PUPET YODO WAS DOOPIE POOPIES, COOMPOODER YODO IS GOODER

it was still shit

puppet yoda was fucking horribly executed, it looked worse than the animatronics from the OT. additionally, the only reason they shoveled yoda into this film was to push the “let go of the past” meme into the heads of manbaby die-hards, and to trigger nostalgia

i’d rather watch yoda bounce around like a rubber ball than conjure lightning level 2.

>force ghost yoda pops up randomly to use fucking lightning while being super smug
why doesn't he pop up more often to help the rebels

Solo is going to be the nail in the coffin of the franchise

>Sup Forumsojak
Go back

why didn’t ghost yoda pester sheev to death
why were darth vader and sheev not afraid to go outside, lest they be destroyed randomly by a bolt of lightning
why did yoda not counsel luke
why did yoda not force ghost train rey
why fid force ghost yoda not spy on the empire
why did force ghost yoda not spy on the first order
why fid force ghost anakin not talk to luke
why did force ghost obi wan not talk to luke
why did force ghost anakin not tell kylo that darth vader was a faggot fuck
why did force ghost yoda not tell anyone about snookie

How are force ghosts even a thing, why don't we get sith force ghosts helping the Empire?

cg yoda from the prequels was better than the puppet

Unironically this.

>mfw they cut to Yoda's front after we first see his back

This, but I guess they only made him a puppet for the continuity.

> I want an entire criminal underworld film

IF ONLY there were a major story about a criminal organization having immense power after the fall of the Empire

Oh well, guess a meme sidequest on CasinoWorld will do since I've been told the EU sucked and that the incredible meritocracy of Disney will make sure brilliant genius writers are in control

force ghost powers and hyperspace ramming have created plot holes in every star wars film, future and past.

How did the Empire/First Order ever develop WMD’s in secret when omnipotent force ghosts oversee the entire galaxy?

cry more, u women haters must

I'm not a huge SW fag anymore, like I was when I was a teen, but it still hurts.

> I want an entire criminal underworld film

You want a film on Nar Shaddaa. It's like constant sleaze and sex crimes, the planet.

>the succ when the bitch give after the nut, I have

>implying all of Rey's "powers" aren't just Yoda's pranks

>rey wakes up
>yoda hacking his fat cock right over her face
>blows a huge load
>rey flinches and jerks away
hoho only a ghost i am
much about the force you must learn hrmhrm hehe

kek

>force ghost yoda looks better in an old ass movie? how is cgi actually getting worse do they have women now mindlessly pulling sliders in video editing apps for high budget movies?

No way that was a puppet.
The was CGI imitating the look of the puppet, the same way Chewbacca has light CGI done on his face.
Yoda acted and looked so odd and strange. Its like they gaslighted us and replaced Yoda with a souless evil Yoda.

This

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Force ghosts is a retarded concept or at least it became one. In the OT they were just figments in Lukes mind, that's why at the end of the last jedi Luke see all the ghost, but crearly nobody else does. Now they are like this totally independent identities that can affect the real world. It makes no sense why wouldn't be actively helping the rebelion with either information or downright killing people in the empire.

the Yoda memes Sup Forums made in 48 hours were worth this shit flick

If all the Jedi become ghosts shouldn't be a huge army right now?

And that's why the new movies are not canon.

It's a secret move invented by Qui-Gon, because he's from a radical school of thought within the council.

they just assume the fans hate all cg and everything from the prequels and wanted puppet yoda even though most fans liked the cg version better

Then how do Yoda and Anakin know how to do it. What a clusterfuck of a franchise, lmao

which works out is Disney's favor anyway, because they can just reboot the films Marvel style and tell a new story

Qui-Gon taught Yoda.

>all rich people are warmongers and evil
it was absolute asinine shit, especially coming from The Mouse.

>list the only 2 redeeming factors of the film
>THEY WERE SHIT LMAO

It is a really weird power to pass on to everyone. Also it seems like an awful thing. Now they live forever as ghosts? before it made sense because they were clearly connected just to Luke and it was probably temporal, but now, 30 years later, they are still around.

That was an actual pupet?
It looked to meore like really bad CGI, as if they inserted him at the last possible second and didn't give a fuck anymore.

He looked awful, it was pure nostalgia fan service. CG yoda would be more convincing, especially since the ghost aura helps cover the cg

TLJ Yoda was CGI you fucking faggot.
Nobody thinks prequel CGI Yoda looks better you fucking pleb moron.
Frank Oz gave us an Oscar worthy performance using a puppet. The OT still looks incredible because everything in those movies is an actual prop based in reality.
Btw I hate you.

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he was a puppet half the time and a weird cgi thing for the rest

>unironically championing the worst EU author

That hack literally wrote a story about IG-88 becoming the Death Star.

>At least they used puppet yoda.
How was this a good thing? It looked too out of place.
It's 2017 not 1977.

>Now they live forever as ghosts?
No, they're one with the Force.
The way it's described in books (canon, not Legends) is that being one with the Force is extreme bliss, and that to become a Force Ghost they have to consciously stop being one with the Force to manifest in the world, and that doing so gives them a slight feeling of sadness, since being one with the Force is sooo good.

Learn your lore, m8.

>tfw ywn exist in an eternal orgasmic spiritual plane

BTW, the book I'm referencing is "From a Certain Point of View", which was released during October, this year.

>claiming the EU sucks in a Force Ghost thread

woah slow down there, you normie fuck

Fucking saved

>page turners they were not

Not that guys, but he said one author from the EU sucked, not all of it.

Puppet Yoda is shit though. There are a lot of things in Star Wars that look better as real props instead of CGI and Yoda's uncanny puppet is not one of them.

>SOLO will be a Star Wars heist film.
SOLO's gonna be interracial Kessel Run: The Movie.

FUCK OFF URIDON UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO BREATHE AWAY FROM THE GODDAMNED MIC

>australia: the planet
I want an SW movie focusing on Han and Chewbacca getting lost in a Land Down Under. The whole movie is upside down, the aussies are constantly being murdered by giant insects/creatures, everything is attached to a harness so it doesn't fall off the planet, "A Land Down Under" is on full blast, as is shadilay, and Chewbacca gets mistaken for an Abbo so he gets kidnapped, and Han has to save him.

plx disney

Wait, that thing was a puppet?

That was a puppet? But it looked horrible and fake.


The original Yoda in ESB and RotJ looked so much better.

The world lost so much when Jim Henson died.

Wow you have shit taste

Asshole I was drinking coffee.

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