Why is she so perfect

Why is she so perfect

Because you have an unhealty attraction to yandies.

Shut up Ceviche

NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Kiss the baby

Because she's voiced by Leni "Best" Loud.

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Would you?

Yandies are the superior form of waifu. They will never leave you. Ever.

>perfect
Inferior to claire

Never

Shit. I never even made that connection.

Indeed. Claire is just the right balance of sweet and insane.

There is no such thing as too much insane

You'd probably feel differently if you woke up one night to find Claire standing beside your bed, gazing at you and sliding a kitchen knife gently down her cheek.

She'd be doing it out of love. OUT OF LOVE.

that gave me a semi

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I'm scareoused

Because she is part of the pink rabbit master race.

How can I possibly highlight these if you don't include the name.

>suggesting an attraction to an underage animal

Newfag.

this

Translation please, I can't read cursive

She grew up to be quite attractive.