So it's confirmed by now there are actual Disney shills on this board, right?

So it's confirmed by now there are actual Disney shills on this board, right?

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Yeah i'm walt disney.

Proof: i hate jews and want to fuck kurt russel in the boipucci

the most crazy part about that is not that there is- its that some do it FOR FREE

Yeah, 100%. TLJ was a soulless cashgrab only trying to appeal the the lowest common denominator, filled with genuinely awful little jokes scattered throughout the ENTIRE movie that the stupid fucking audience actually somehow laughed their asses off to. And the plot was shit

I don't care.

They can't be any worse than squealing faggots crying about a stupid kids movie

Probably, though also probably less than you might think.

They have dialed it way back since the force awakens when they literally occupied this board for weeks at a time before and after the movie.

I am tired of the discussion though. We all know this movie is shit. You have to be an underaged normalfag to have even seen this before the torrent is out. Just wait until there's a decent quality rip before trying to force /s4s/ memes on the board.

>We all know this movie is shit.

I haven't even seen it yet.

>I don't care
Then leave faggot this thread clearly isn't for you
Unless you're acting like a penis enthusiast just for the (You)s

Neither have I, but the first one was shit and its the same exact production team behind this one so...

>Then leave

No, you leave. Go kill yourself you overfed pop culture consuming pile of shit. You make me sick

Ehh, there's a chance that they could have learned more about the craft of storytelling since then and the movie might be a bit better than the last one. Though I would agree that it would be unreasonable to expect a significant shift in quality in just one iteration, especially with such a short turnaround.

These things take time, time that I doubt they really had.

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The sad truth is probably not.

Just some sad, nostalgic dudes who are in self denial and can't cope with the absolute degeneracy that one of the best stories of all time has turned into.

We've been dealing with things like Shareblue and CTR and worse for years. Why do you doubt the biggest media corporation in the world wouldn't do the same?

They bow to the same masters, after all.

Nice try shill.

>shareblue

the newfags memeshill.

Nice deflection JIDF.

I saw the movie. It was worse in every single way. Even the normies hate it, 57% audience apprival on Rotten Tomatoes. Unredeemable shit.

It's mindboggling that anyone would think shilling on Sup Forums has value. The userbase is too poor to spend real money on corporate products, and the site itself has fuck all influence on the internet or media in general. It's retarded unless the shills work for free.

>shill

I just stated that the sequels so far have been degenerate shit.

This. Nobody cares about what dudes on Sup Forums think. Why influence us?

I think that the people being called shills are just idiots who won't accept the situation for what it is.

Disney's Star Wars is really shit.

>Disney shills
I haven't seen anybody here defending TLJ. there's a couple of Marvel sills that don't give a fuck about the merge with Fox and only care about the X Men and whatever

>resizing the same picture over and over

as if this isn't a shillbot move.

Sup Forums is not nearly as important as you think it is. Reddit, maybe.

>57% audience approval on Rotten Tomatoes

Holy shit, you weren't kidding. What the fuck. That's fucking awful. I mean, even the average rating itself is only 6/10 and this is fucking Star Wars.

How do you fuck up this badly? Also, that huge difference between the reviewer score and the actual audience score, lol. It's even starker with the "top critics" who gave it a 96%.

Is this literally just a review snob movie then? Like, is this going to be one of those things where everyone who does this professionally is going to praise it forever but to anyone who has no vested intrest it's just going to be "ehh, it was a movie"

You're a moron if you really think that. Despite all the reddit hate on here, it's fairly common for 4channers to also post on reddit and viceversa. Reddit users also take a gander at Sup Forums opinions from time to time because reddit is an upvote shitfest and hard to get the full spectrum of opinions. While you may think Sup Forums has no value, corporations see the value in controlling all social media sites. And as vile as Sup Forums can be, it is one of those sites. There are shills everywhere.

>I haven't seen anybody here defending TLJ.

That's because I haven't seen it. I get the feeling I'll like it

I enjoyed the first one

Disney is on the verge of owning >50% of the media market in America, of course the critics are going to fellate its products. Disney Does Not Make Bad Movies TM. The 'last time' they made a bad movie was a sci fi movie in the 70s about a blackhole. Everything since then has had the Disney Certificate of Quality TM TM TM.

This

Sup Forums is actually very important, the problem is that it's exceptionally hard to astroturf here. You can't just post a comment here and then get a bunch of bot accounts to upvote it a thousand times so that everyone will see it.

No, here any individual has as much power to be seen and heard as anyone else, so it's not linear like that. You actually have to be able to prove yourself to some degree to get people to take you seriously.

So they try, I'm sure, but they probably don't try that hard because I'm sure that the smart ones at least understand that it's not something you can really force here. It's either going to happen or it isn't.

You're wrong. Sup Forums is one the last bastions of free "anonymity" on the web, the core of all Internet memetics. And it has a difficult contrarian, anti-establishment attitude. The cultural overlords are more obsessed with this place than any other web.

You're thinking too simple. It's about getting the word out and creating 'buzz'. You might not even like Star Wars, but you see it fucking everywhere. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars. Hey I might see Star Wars, maybe my mum'd like to watch it with me.

Hello nazi!

But of course.

The solution is to absolutely spam the catalog with discussion of their product, good or bad, forcing even people who disdain their shilling to mould their discussion around the topic of said product. As we are doing right now.

I don't think how anyone can use reddit though, the layout is horrendous and everything is so segmented in so many subsubsubboards all discussion ends in a negative circlejerk

>everybody on Sup Forums is a friendless pirate
Yeah, I'm not falling for that meme and neither are the people behind Disney. The traffic here is high enough and it's not like shilling here is expensive or time consuming, one faggot with Sup Forums pass and basic sockpuppet skills can do it. The shilling doesn't need to be overt either, it just has to make the idiots browsing curious how shit the movie is.

>As we are doing right now.
Good point

>You can't just post a comment here and then get a bunch of bot accounts to upvote it a thousand times so that everyone will see it.

No, it's worse. On Sup Forums (=/=Sup Forums) it's limited to some sad bastard making a statement of orthodoxy and other similarly sad bastards swarming to be seen agreeing with it.

please be trolling

>fucking quints of peace

I mean there might be shills but I'd be surprised if there were. There sure is a lot of tension right now though

>The 'last time' they made a bad movie was a sci fi movie in the 70s about a blackhole. Everything since then has had the Disney Certificate of Quality TM TM TM.
What about John Carter? Or Tomorrowland.

>There sure is a lot of tension right now though

Well we are a bunch of self-important drama queens.

Let's see. What's the best movie of the year in your opinion?

VOTE HERE
youpoll.me/3764

John Carter was pretty crap. Didn't make me love the original public domain stories any less though.

No, that's definitley a general Sup Forums thing. I browse enough boards to know that the faster and more populated the board the more likley you are to run into that sort of shit. Why do you think people always swear that boards like Sup Forums and Sup Forums are pure shit whereas boards like /out/ and /his/ are considered kino?

Smart spreads and stupid clumps

>now

We've known that since the Marvel movies became a thig.

/out/'s a terrific board by anyone's standards though.

This. It's like a billboard on a highstreet. Just make sure your images are in their face, and that will be enough. Even if the comments aren't "BUY DISNEY CORP," the image is enough.

Maybe we should spread word of a boycott in protest, that's the only language corporations understand. I, for one, will not be giving money to a company that spams deceptive ads on an anonymous forum.

Or we could start trying to expose the fact that Disney shills are marketing on Sup Forums. They probably love that they can have a presence here anonymously and avoid being associated with the "nazis." So we associate them with the nazis ourselves.

>Tomorrowland
Crypto chick flic. Fair point with John Carter I suppose, but even the fact that critics opinions are mixed rather than panning it outright is indicative of the power Disney has over american media. They just recently tried to get away with forcing some Nazi tier profit agreement on the theaters that triggered a massive backlash. When they own 50% of things they may not have any theater chains brave enough to stand up against collectivized losses.

There's Mars Needs Moms too. That was even critically panned. And the Prince of Persia movie, though that could just as well be >video game movies. Treasure Planet got pretty mixed reviews, funnily enough.

#OUSTTHEMOUSE

/his/ is wayyy too slow. If it had 2011 Sup Forums speed I would lurk.

Yes there are shills, you can see it in the way they argue, its like they are just following a list of responses, finally ending with name calling. It was worse when TFA was released though

I never said it wasn't, same as I never said Sup Forums and Sup Forums are good. I firmly beleive that there's a general limit to how quickly threads can go for you to have a decent discussion about something.

That all being said, if you want to talk about current events and politics and such, I couldn't recommend /news/ more.

It might not be great for lurking, but slow boards are great for discussion. You have all the time in the world to actually have a conversation with someone and learn things from each other, provided that you both check back in with the thread of course.

>he forgot about the milk

>Maybe we should spread word of a boycott in protest, that's the only language corporations understand.
Won't work on Disney. They have the market cornered with Marvel. If you want to hurt Disney, you need to damage their image. Pedophilia or rape concerning the directors, executives or preferably their cash-cow actors. Financial shenanigans could hurt them but not significantly, basically everyone is resigned to the fact big corporations pay only what they want in taxes. So if you want to hurt Disney, claim that RDJ raped you and make enough sockpuppets to gain traction. Also prepare yourself because they'll come after you.

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Your dole dippers, mickey mouse

>they'll come after you
That's why that won't work, it's not remotely worth the trouble of being sued (or whatever else they'd do). Plus, it's massively dishonest. We have the moral high ground, let's not throw that away.

Just spreading the simple fact that they spam on Sup Forums, that part of their target audience is the nazi pedophiles on Sup Forums, that might be enough. I would encourage a boycott of Star Wars (and Disney) at every opportunity anyway, but I think you're right about needing scandal to gain traction.

Hot

Hey I am hijacking this thread for discussion of something other than star wars.

Has anybody seen good time? Its the best thing that came out this year.

bump

>. I would encourage a boycott of Star Wars (and Disney) at every opportunity anyway, but I think you're right about needing scandal to gain traction.
You should have done it after tfa

I'm not discussing Star Wars, I'm discussing the Disney shill spam on Sup Forums, and what we can do about it. It's been a while since Sup Forums has had a project, maybe we should get this one going. If Disney is framed as an antagonist to Sup Forums (which this spam basically makes them), then we can get a lot of anons on our side and at least boycotting them, and at best, actively campaigning against them.

I didn't watch that. As far as I'm concerned, it's over-produced fanfiction. Not worth my time. Didn't even pirate it. But I wasn't boycotting Disney until now. I was going to buy my niece some Disney princess shit for Christmas. Now she's getting a Bontempi toy saxophone. And Disney isn't getting one more penny from me, from here on. Not if they'll spend it on flooding Sup Forums.

>Just spreading the simple fact that they spam on Sup Forums, that part of their target audience is the nazi pedophiles on Sup Forums, that might be enough

>Disney advertises on a controversial far-right site Sup Forums
*crickets
We might get another small wave of newfags wondering what Sup Forums is. People don't give a fuck where you advertise, especially when it's just a single site and no hard proof is present. If you claimed Disney is manipulating social media like Facebook, Reddit and Twitter and paying for reviews, that might get some small traction.

>Plus, it's massively dishonest. We have the moral high ground, let's not throw that away.
It's the only thing that could potentially work. Moral high ground is worth dick when you are a glorified porn site and Disney has the financial high ground.

Disney is shillbotting the board to death, every natural-born poster knows this. You do not have to convince the user base that disney is enemy to free and fun discussion.

I am just hoping that I can enjoy a little quality Sup Forums talk in a thread that has actually got the attention of people who have already selected themselves as people that do not like disney shill bullshit. The revolution begins at home so to speak.

On Redd*t maybe. Don't see the point on spamming a board on an anonymous website dedicated to mongolian anal tattoos

So youre having your little fit becsyse you watched tlj?

>It's been a while since Sup Forums has had a project
Good
>actively campaigning against them
Not your personal army

If you look into the story behind Treasure planet and it's production you can pinpoint that movie as the point Disney said fuckall to quality production and the shredding of their last remnants of a soul in that company

Reddit cant stand Sup Forums having the wrong opinion, neither can disney.

Lots of companies refuse to advertise on Sup Forums because they don't want to be associated with it. You can buy ad space on Sup Forums. Look who does that: Porn sites, obscure clickbait sites, anime stores. You won't see Disney advertising on porn sites for the same reason they won't openly advertise here. But they clearly WILL sockpuppet and shill on here, from now until they are encouraged not to. Rape scandals won't change their marketing habits. If you tell them you're accusing them on account of their spam on Sup Forums, you just confessed to blackmail.

I think exposing them is the first step towards neutralising the effect of their marketing and simultaneously rallying anons against Disney.

WTF is TLJ?

Not asking Sup Forums to be my personal army. I'm asking anons to stand up for the integrity of their board. If that takes a bit of coordination, it's not like that's never been achieved before, and for far less relevant shit.

You would need evidence of their sockpuppetry, and unfortunately there are very few leaks from within that industry because the kind of people who would sign up for a job like that are inherently amoral scumbags.

It's not that Sup Forums is a personal army, moreso that we're a little brighter than most here, and if we have a good idea we can get it out there and make it look attractive to the average bear.

Because it has massive traffic. That's all you need to attract advertising companies. And Sup Forums is a "tastemaker" site. It's regarded as "cool" and "hip." Sockpuppet marketing on here is FAR more effective than traditional advertising, because it's disguised as impartial, authoritative opinion.

>star wars
>one of the best stories of all time

I've seen shitloads of evidence, enough to convince me beyond any doubt. It's easily digested proof that's needed.

Shill or not nobody cares about Star Wars anymore sorry disney fucks

Maybe I can MAKE you care, HAHA!

*posts 300 threads about star wars*

N-N-NO
THERE ARE NO SHILLS HERE AT ALL

Of course the signs are obvious and anybody with a brain or any experience on forums over the last 10 years knows disney is shilling here, but to create e-drama that would impact the normie verse you need 'credible' evidence i.e. confirmational documentation provided by a verifiable source with the appeal of authority. Otherwise any of your findings will be drowned out by muh tinfoil deflections.

sure this movie was not the best but we can all agree the holiday special will always be the worst

you vastly underestimate the traffic that 4ch has. why do you think every board is so newfaggy. this website is mainstream now.

Make sure to see Star wars in theatres and don't forget to visit Disneyland to see the all the star wars land coming in 2019!

>Rape scandals won't change their marketing habits.
But they'll actually hurt. Unlike dubious links to one site.

Moralfaggotry is still moralfaggotry. Boycott is what normies do.

This

Degeneracy?

Boycott is what anyone with a grievance does. When it's demonstrated that Disney has been covertly flooding Sup Forums with spam, anons will have a legit grievance. And the nerds on Sup Forums are a key demographic for their capeshit and Star Wars fanfiction shite. If they are convinced that sockpuppet marketing on Sup Forums will not only not bring in an audience, but will actually alienate their current audience, they'll stop immediately. If not, they will never stop.

I'm paid by Disney. It's pretty good money to be honest, I get about 20 bitcoin per post, with a bonus for retweets and (You)'s

How do you become a shill? Is there a place I can sign up or..?

It's not so much shill bot spam as much as the retards that frequent this place have identified an easy topic to mine (You)'s. If you want to fix this board you have to fix the user base, and good luck with that.

Hi Disney people. How are your house pedophiles doing? Good?

There are far easier ways to get attention on Sup Forums. Face it, we're being spammed by a marketing company.

There's no fixing this board to pre-Gamergate/Fappening levels, but we can at least show the shills that we know they're here, and that we don't like it. Otherwise this board won't just be worse than it was, it'll be unusable.

>2009: Disney buys Marvel
>2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
>2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
>2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
>2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
>2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
>2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
>2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
>2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
>2034: Disney buys Microsoft
>2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
>2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
>2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
>2044: Disney buys the United States of America
>2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
>2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
>2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
>2056: PRD colonizes Mars
>2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
>2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
>2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
>2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
>2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
>2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
>2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
>2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
>2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A DISNEY SHILL?

For anyone who wants to stop giving Disney money to spam Sup Forums:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Disney_franchises

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