THE ANCIENT JEDI TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXTS
THE ANCIENT JEDI TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXTS
Ray finned them when Luke wasn't looking, you dummy.
foolish white male
a woman doesn't need books to know everything that is to know about anything
The whole point of that was Yoda spurred him into making a decision. He tried to save the books thus discovering he wants to save the jedi.
Dealin them Dole Dippers, yeah my rhymes are fresh,
but not as fresh as Dole Dippers cuz they are tasty,
yeah theyre made with natural all vitamin paste none goes to waste cuz i put all of it in the dole dipper. yeah!
Master "if you have written it down I'll burn it to the ground" Yoda
Master "Fuck Education, Let's Burn Vegetation" Yoda
they were not page turners
> retards that can't follow a flick as simple as this one
Even if you defend this with HURR REY GOT DE BOOKS, consider this:
>Yoda was perfectly cool with burning down an ancient jedi structure
>Yoda was the one who told Luke to pass his knowledge on in the first place
>now he's telling Luke "GET FUCCED SHE DOESN'T NEED A MALE TEACHER SHE'LL DO BOOK LEARNING"
>Yoda, who yearned for the jedi to return, told Luke the books were complete shit
>Yoda knows these books are complete shit but says Rey will become POWAHFUL from them anyway
And anyone saying "B-BUT YODA WAS ALWAYS A GOOF"
he did one goofy thing in ROTJ and that was steal one of Luke's things and then hit R2D2 with a stick
other than that he was pretty serious and showed a lot of wisdom about his character
Jedi Master "Words and pages get the wrath of sages" Yoda
this, the symbolism of burning tradition and knowledge in favor of the new world is okay, because the representation of the new world is a thief
>From my point of view, evil the trees are
He was only a bit goofy before he revealed to Luke that he was Yoda. He was testing him because he couldn't trust any visitors on the planet.
Luke just sat around drinking titty milk from some fat camel/sloth thing and constantly thought about killing himself like an angst filled teen fag
Yoda is OK with Luke about burn the old order of the Jedi and start from the scratch again. Luke is in doubt, wich is something that defined his character from OT. He needs to let the past go to become a true master.
JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF DUDE
don't sand niggers do this in The Middle East?
God Dammit Disney.
Does Rey having a couple books excuse Yoda destroying the rest?
Pimp Master "Bitch you don't need to learn, now get your ass out on the street and earn" Yoda
so being a true master is dying after making a force hologram?
the fuck did he teach Rey besides "you're on your own now bitch?"
But, and I must reemphasise this
WHY WOULD YODA BE OK WITH THAT? HE LIKED THE OLD JEDI ORDER, IN ROTJ HE TOLD LUKE TO CARRY THE OLD JEDI ORDER ON, TO TEACH OTHERS THE WAY OF THE JEDI ORDER SO THAT OVER TIME IT WOULDN'T BECOME DISTORTED INTO SOMETHING WEAKER AND POTENTIALLY MORE VOLATILE
Master "Turn the page, feel my rage" Yoda
Master "Turnin our history into a mystery" Yoda
>Luke must become a true master
>dies immediately after doing one thing
PAGE TURNERS THEY WERE NOT
>Luke and Yoda agree it's time the Jedi are over
>tells Kylo he won't be The Last Jediā¢
That's a worse line than 'Begun the clone wars have'
She got all the books nigga
the moral of the story is give up. BRAVO DISNEY
Personally I would pick "Around the survivors, a perimeter create".
>thousands of years of Jedi history and knowledge
>"nah dat shiet wuz boring dawg"
the absolute fucking state
Yoda tricked luke into commiting sudoku. Remember that children.
Yoda also did nothing but sit in a cave while the universe was being destroyed
Yoda mentored all the fucking sith leaders including Anakinas well.
Yoda is literally space illuminati.
>the moral of the story is give up
Only if you're a white male. Everyone else gets a pass and instant maRey Sue status.
At what point did everyone collectively forget how to write Yoda dialogue?
>Destroying the past and its culture to create "something new" was the main theme of the film that Luke, Rey, and Kylo's arcs focused on
Gee, I wonder if this movie had an agenda
>Kill off han solo in the first one
>Kill off luke in the 2nd
>Kill off leia in the 2nd one w/CGI wizardry Leia in 3rd one as according to plan
Gee I wonder if the Jews already planned this out.
>Use the force, Peter