You can have one (1) non-magical Sup Forums item. What do you choose?

You can have one (1) non-magical Sup Forums item. What do you choose?

>know everything
>learn anything
>doesn't need batteries or an internet connection

The junior woodchuck guidebook is a solid choice, I think.

>flying boat
>flying home
Why would I need anything else?

Baloo probably got in debt due to the cost of avgas.

Your waifu's panties

R.I.P. (You)

>he tanks avgas
Mogas masterrace.

In all seriousness though, I'm not sure Baloo ever had any money, he probably just spent it all on the Duck hoping it would somehow workout at the end of the month.

But such is life if you fly.

>hoping it would somehow workout at the end of the month.
Well i mean, it did work out. He got a waifu.

Don't cheat on your planefu.

Beckie is top tier though.

Non magical?
Rick's Portal Gun.
But that feels like cheating so:

A fucking lightsaber?

Besides cut off my own arm I don't actually know what I could do with it.
HA:
Popeye's Spinach

Even if it doesn't work that way I still have a side for my steak tonight.

Aren't Lightsabers somewhat magical?
Or rather, the kyber crystals?

Green Lantern Ring.

my dad back

Penny Gadget's motherfuckin' computer book.

Imagine what that motherfucker would be like today. Literally Godlike power in the hands of a ten-year-old girl with a bondage fetish.

Red lantern ring, may as well use an easy-to-use emotion.
I'm kind of worried what would happen if I had a green ring.

The lore around lightsabers is so fucked.
sometimes it's just 'toss this crystal in this chamber.
sometimes it's "You gotta meditate on it and activate the crystal." sometimes it's "you have to correctly place the crystal with the force."

Either that or the Fireside Girls manual.
That also has pages on time-machines and how to repair them.

kanga

Does Scrooge's lucky dime count? I forget if it's magical or not.

The one working thingamajig that Edd made in that one episode

Deed to Scrooge's Money Bin.

>wish for the deed
>the actual money bin is still fictional

Does she even wear panties?