I saw 5 people get up and leave the cinema after seeing this SJW on screen

The cinema also booed at the breastfeeding scene. Post your audience stories.

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at the what scene

Luke milks a space manatee, shows four tits, then drinks it with a pained buy satisfied facial expression.

Luke is breastfed by a big alien with 4 tits.

I’m not joking. A bunch of executives in a boardroom actually passed this through.

It really feels stupid to think that a woman (a general at that) in the future painted her hair purple just like some depressed girl who spent all her childhood alone in her room due to being overweight

A lot of confused faces and silence after the movie.

In my theater, during the scene where Luke contemplates killing Kylo, one brave young man stood up and exlaimed "That is not what Luke Skywalker would do". He then went on to reenact the fight between Luke and Vader from RotJ in front of the screen to show us what "true selfless Luke's heroic acts were like". He quoted extensively from the OT and Lucas-approved EU lore. An eagle named "George Lucas" flew into the theater and perched atop his shoulder. We all rejoiced and sang the 'Jedi rocks' multiple times.

Her tits make the one eyed man cry, but not happy tears.

People laughed at the leia flight scene

>>> "he"
user speaks of himself in third-person

what gets me is the fact shes wearing an evening gown around a miltary vessel. Leia never did that or at least wore more appropriate clothing for the occasion. Holdo looks like a hunger games extra

It's true. I was there. He was a big guy.

mon mothra dressed the same way

oh phew lol for one feminist minute i thought you meant they put in a shot of a woman breastfeeding while commanding ships or something

for luke

This probably actual happened.

I wanted to lightsaber a kid harder than Kylo wanted to murder Ben. Fucking little shit kept saying dialogue aloud before the characters did.

Considering we got Feminism in Space I wouldn't be surprised of they incorporated a scene like that.

I cannot wait to see this, it sounds fucking mental.

>in the future
>in the future
>in the future

Somebody photoshop Mon Mothma and Mothra together.

Was she interrupted by a war on her way to a cocktail party or something? Why is she dressed like that?

what the fyk they where thinking showing this ugly annoying dyke literal who on screen?

5 year old next to me kept asking dad if Snoke was Darth Vader. 2 people snoring. Fat people chomping popcorn and rustling bags. Clapping at end of movie. I fucking hate going to the movies.

It is the Future from a certain point of view. A future the citizens of Alderaan never saw.

An Academy Award™-nominated Literal Who.

>from a certain point of view

u cheeky bastard u

Same logic that led them to Vikander for Tomb Raider, except she looks like a man.

Kys shill

Someone through their popcorn at the screen when Leia became superman.

Not even the normies are taking kindly to the Mouse™

*threw

In that 10 second absolute silence scene when purple haired Dern did the kamikaze hyperspace attack someone said "what a bunch of horseshit" and the entire theater chuckled.

She's an alien, could be her natural hair color

But I'm sure a real Star Wars fan like you knew they aren't "humans in the future"

I wanted to fug her

A guy sitting near me left after Luke was revealed to be a force projection, but he was the only one to leave as far as I know.

Mon mothma was a civilian leader - like how the President is a civilian - while this purple haired dinosaur shit digger is supposed to be an admiral

ITT: Bullshit

No one stands up, shouts out or boo's during a movie.

TLJ is an SJW ruined farce but these threads are so fucking transparent

this makes me want to go to the theater in a fat suit

>She's an admiral, but doesn't wear a uniform
>Finn, Poe and Rose basically only did their mission because this bitch didn't think it was a wise choice to tell the best pilot in the fucking rebellion her plan.
>Instead they made it look like: "lol, we aint got no plan"
>Then she got half of the rebels killed by just sitting on her ass and telling them to keep going before she remembered that it was her initial plan to sacrifice herself
>And last but not least, they killed Ackbar for this
>Ackbar
>for this

fuck her

everybody groaned during the Leia flight

Most of the humor fell flat

Every time a porg came onscreen one or two people should autisitcally shriek

2 groups started clapping at the end and tried to get other to join in (unsuccessfully) pretty much everybody left as soon as the credits rolled, barely anybody was speaking as they left

>pretty much everybody left as soon as the credits rolled
What else are you supposed to do?

I wonder how many "people walked out" were just people going to the toilet.
I saw a few people leave, but I think they might have come back.

I didn’t even see it in a cinema I just like to imagine people hating this clusterfuck

>No one stands up, shouts out or boo's during a movie.
Oh really? Feast your eyes on this absolute kino experience

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I don't consider myself a real star wars fan. I just like A New Hope and ESB and nowadays I only watch those to see young Mark Hamill and fantasize about having school teenage love with him

Wait for the post credit teaser? Watch the montage of the asian character's stunts going wrong?

someone made a cry noise in my cinema

Mon Mothma was a senator from Chandrila not a vice admiral on a warship and she didn't color her hair an ugly shade of purple.

why would anyone walk out of a movie? no matter how bad the movie is, i payed for my ticket. I'm not going to waste it

ITT: things that never happened.

That happened? But it's Star Wars, not Marvel.

I walk out shit sometimes now that I have moviepass.

Doesn't matter it's all Disney, so it's the same formular.

Do Americans actually clap after watching a movie?

you can ask for a refund and usually get it btw it's "paid" you illiterate nigger

>after
user they clap and holler throughout the entire runtime
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wow how bizarre

before during and after
The Disney/Lucasfilm logo usually gets a standing ovation

Depends where you live I guess
I've seen people try to force that shit from time to time but it's never more than a small group. They usually cut it out once they realize no one is having any of that shit.

Where do you think you get your milk from? You city folk are retards, smdh.

is- is it a grill?

Why did they boo for that? I thought it was a funny scene.

>Implying you’ll need one

>Milking a cow VS milking a space alien
Yeah i see no difference either

that young mans name?

Albert Einstein

My dad was visibly upset when he saw her, he audibly expressed his displeasure when she and on screen and said "not this chick"

>be me
>work night shift
>get off at 6 am 1st day it's going to be out for a full day
>go for the 7:30am viewing
>see some cars outside, looks busy
>go inside, literally no one around
>ask guy at counter if it's busy, he says there are some people in the luxury theater (leather chairs, larger screen, etc) but like two dudes in the 6:20am showing in the regular seated theatre.
>go into theater thinking more people will show up
>only one other guy shows up
>he sits behind me and to my right
>start watching
>hear him mutter audible "what the fuck?" at the luke drinking alien milk scene
>when leia flies, I cannot control my laughter, I look up at him after I'm done, his face is in his hands, bent over in his chair, shaking his head
>movies ends
>we don't make eye contact
>don't say anything to each other
>didn't even make eye contact
>felt like I just came out of a dirty movie
>had to sit in my car for 10min in silence to process what I watched
>think back to TFA and remember it was practically impossible to find a seat at the first early morning showings at the same time
>realize people are catching on to how shitty these new ones are

Cow would be an alien from Luke's point of view

is this fucking hunger games? hahahaha the absolute state of star wars

City folk get their milk from almonds now, get with the times.

>rural wales user
>go see last Jedi this morning with llanarth rodge
>”then back to yours for a roast is it butty?”
>”aye, spose so”
>luke throws the lightsaber behind him
>”coulda scrapped that for a few quid shag”
>Leia flies through the air
>”handy power to have butty!”
>purple haired woman takes over the ship
>”hell of a fuckin neck on her, Jesus!”
>kylo ren / Luke flashback scene
>”surely this could’ve been resolved a whole other way shag!”
>casino / codebreaker scene
>llanarth rodge is on his phone
>luke force projects himself onto hoth or wherever
>”the force has given him hell of a tidy trim up top...tidy back and sides!”

>Premiere day
>Leia flies
People laughed hard at that
>Purple bitch doesn't say a word
A dude literally yelled "tell the damn plan, bitch"
>Purple bitch an heroes
Lot of "wtf?! why didn't they do that earlier?!"
>Luke dies
Lots of "fuck you, movie"
Half the cinema left at that moment, they didn't even wait for the ending

Srly, this movie sucked

no one says butty in wales, die

From soybeans of course, what a silly question.

Haven’t been to Rhonda much have you sunshine. I could beat the fuck out of you

Are you retarded? The teasers in Marvel movies are there because they have an overarching plan, based on comic books, which are regularly put out. Way to show your fucking age. Before Marvel movies, people left immediately after the credits started because adults have shit to do. The only reason to not leave right away is to allow the stream of people to get ahead so you don't get crowded in, or to get people's leftovers (use empty large bucket to get free popcorn, get a soda cup to get a refill, or sneak into another movie).

...

Who the fuck wakes up early to watch a movie? If you wake up early on a weekday it's to go to work or school. On a weekend, it's to do over time at work, or watch cartoons if a kid, or get busy getting drunk. I'm gonna do the latter, as the earliest you can buy beer is 6am. Cali represent, homie.

>India

Outed

*chuckles politely*

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There was this redneck looking fuck who kept talking during the quieter scenes.
He said "wooow" pretty loudly during the suicide light speed scene and I was fucking pissed.
Also, of course, people laughed and I audibly heard a "what the fuck" during superhero Leia

This movie was so bad I already forgot most of the shit that happened but
>The tit scene
Me and my brother were laughing so hard we were crying cuz that the shit was so unexpected. When I saw the creature I thought he was an inhabit of the island an Luke was gonna talk to him. But no he just grabs his boob and milks him. Nobody laughed at that scene was that supposed to be funny or serious I can't tell.
>Finn kisses the Chink girl
The guy next to my brother started to clap so he could try to get the entire theater to clap and it actually worked

How the fuck is this bitch a VICE ADMIRAL anyway, I didn't see her fighting in the OT but Ackbar was on the frontlines just another part of the femnazi empowerment bullshit, give women the ranks without the work or experience they need to earn it

A bunch of people clapped during the scene where Kylo cut Snoke in half.

Jesus fucking christ, how do you ameriburgers put up with this?

I fucking kekd at that scene. My wife is breastfeeding our daughter and that was like an ultra realistic practical effect.

The movie is overly flawed, but the breast feeding is far from being a negative. OT always had some grotesque moments (Wampa, toasted uncle Owen and aunt Beru, Ewoks being literal canibals). Are people actually actually forcing to be grossed out just to hate everything?

I was VERY close to leaving when the casino scene happened.

The first 15 minutes if the movie set the pace for how dogshit it was going to be. It turned out to be a fucking kids movie

Milk makes you a strong big boy user

There are some movies that are simply too shit.

I walked out when I was watching Zathura. I have seen people walk out on The Temptation of Christ, Apocalypto, Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, The Simpsons movie and Shark Tale

Same

Went at 11am showing on the first day, was literally 4 people in the whole theatre

TFA was packed both times I went to see it

My audience apparently wasn't filled with autists because no one made a sound at anything and the theater was pretty packed.

Her character wasn’t even fleshed out.

>that’s the admiral from that battle one time
>you mean THAT battle?

The fuck

>see movie in japan
>dead silent and people stayed from start to end of credits because they respect each others viewing experience
>popcorn was good

>Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie

what kind of fags get into a movie that they know nothing about, just because they have fucking cartoon characters on it?

I have also seen people walking out of BR2049, mostly couples, I had one couple sitting beside me and the dude slept through like half of the movie.

People were clapping in my theater Toward the end.

>sneak into another movie

This is the only reason why it's worth going to these places anymore

See how long you can spend in the kino centre hopping screen to screen before the wagecucks click on and finally kick you out

I must have been 5 or 6 when the phantom menace came out, just as the the part of the movie on tatooine was ending my dad stood up to take us to the toilet. He walked us out and we didn't get to see the end of the movie

>the major theme of the movie is how men are destructive and divisive and that's why there is war and a schism in the force
>strong womy SJW's will unify the force because they don't fight to kill their enemies but to save the ones they love (actual dialogue in the movie)
>Admiral TUMBLR when asked what her orders are spout some inane bullshit about feelings then becomes passive-aggressive and pissy and won't share her plans with the rest of the male crew
>Plotline about capitalist being EVIL and exploiting big eyed fluffy horses
>Old white men are scared of the power of strong independent womyn

This is the future of Star Wars

not in japan they werent