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Worst villain songs in existence
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Carson Hill
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DELET
Connor Turner
What the fuck is that seal thing doing. He's just muttering the entire song.
Hunter Bell
But these are both good
Henry Rogers
I feel like everyone loves Shiny because it's so nontraditional and a bit funny.
But man he's like...BARELY on beat or in tune the entire song. The song is also REALLY bare. It feels like the verses are just sort of filler ambient music. And then When hits the chorus it's just sort a casual guitar, snare and a cheesey harmony.
Like it almost feels intentionally bad. I honestly don't get people liking this song other than ironically.
Ryder Young
Yer beautiful is fucking awful and you know it
Xavier Parker
I really like the song until it hits the chorus. The chorus sucks imo.
Jason Flores
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Matthew Foster
admit it, you only like it because you wanna fuck the crab
Justin Nguyen
I like it because I enjoy the musical stylings of Lin-Manuel Miranda as performed by Jemaine Clement
Jordan Price
Well he is shiny
William Barnes
Its embarrassing to see sugar hand all these professional singers trash like this
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Eli Wilson
Do you still feel that way if you listen to the real version? The TV version got fucked up.
Jordan Bennett
This song took a while to grow on me but I like the harmonies from the pearls. It's got this weird dissonance between Yellow Diamond's very feminine singing voice and the incredibly harsh and oppressive instrumental.
It's far from the show's best song and it still has its issues, but I've kinda come around to it.
Caleb Turner
Das nasty
Ian Mitchell
Fuck off retard
Justin King
I don't understand why people don't like this song. It's not really the show-stopper I was hoping for, but it's plenty good, even catchy.
Sugar is embarrassing in general though, she's like a little kid with a guitar made of a shoebox, rubber bands, and a paper towel spinal tube.
Jayden Brooks
Yeah, same. It's very different from other songs, but it works in a weird way. And it has to be different for the Diamonds.
Jaxon Smith
Honestly I think almost every song she's ever made sounds better whens he's singing it. I don't know what that means. If she's just got a unique voice or rhythm patterns.
Blake Young
That's true, I just mean with reference to her writing songs for actual big names in music, for a cartoon falling apart at the seams because she's too soft on her idiot employees.
Christian Martin
I don't remember this movie being this bad.
Jaxon Brooks
It takes an extravagantly bad movie for a kid to realize how bad it is during their first watch. Very uncommon.
Lucas Cruz
THROW THIS CHICKEN AND FUSE!!!! who let this man use super polymerization
Juan Richardson
Better... the sound mixing is much better... still a mediocre song.
Evan Miller
Ruber plz
Jordan Johnson
I only like the pearls part
Easton Flores
As in the lyrics?
Joseph Ward
The lyrics and the melody are both just okay compared to some of the other songs in the series. I'm not a huge fan, but I'm more than willing to give credit where credit is due, there are some great songs that play around with a lot of different style choices, lyrics, and artistic styles and nail the execution.
This isn't one of them.
Doesn't mean it's bad... just 'okay'.
Jack Walker
Someone posted this song in the last thread youtube.com
Joshua Sullivan
Prepare for the worst one yet
Eli Wood
But that is awful, Yzmopolis and Snuff out the light are a lot better, even Eartha Kitt couldn't save that song.
Mason Sanchez
Lies
Kevin Johnson
>SecretEmpire.avi
Jackson Cooper
I disagree. After, 1:30 it turns more into dialogue than song, but before that it's really good.
Camden Collins
nah, its only good until the tempo change before the minute mark. Either way, its no where near SotL or Yzmopols
Jace Lopez
It's because she writes songs for herself without taking her actual voice actors into consideration
Isaac Wright
I disagree again, I really enjoy the varied tempo in this song. SotL and Yzmopols are both really good, but there is no way Like a Million is "awful" or belongs in these threads.
Mason Powell
Like A Million for the most part isn't bad, it's certainly much better than other songs posted in these threads. But it jumps around way too much while downplaying Eartha Kitt's singing in favor of crappy monologues and clunky rhymes.
It's a half-assed attempt which isn't really awful, just half-assed and clumsy (which is really what Kronk's New Groove is)
Luke Stewart
SNAKE
HIPS
Andrew Rivera
The crab is also so irrelevant that the whole musical number feels forced and very out of place.
Robert Taylor
Snake tits as well.
Elijah King
And now for the best
Kevin Thompson
You want a REAL shit Disney sequel villain song, here you go:
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This shit's all over the place, and even the good part is heavily mediocre. It's basically sing-talking 80% of the time and the final part is barely understandable.
Jacob Jones
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Lincoln Nguyen
fug
Henry Foster
oi you take that back
Hunter Barnes
>You can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod
>*Look it up*
I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe anyone can hate a song by Jemaine Clement
Evan Parker
but it sucks
Blake Foster
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it's this
Jaxson Phillips
>MONEY
>i'll tease it from you
>but i'll never please it from you
Tyler Adams
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This is the worst.
Dylan Rodriguez
ew who the fuck thought this was a good idea
Jason Sanders
Remind me what this is from again. Looks like the animation for that Felix the Cat movie, really trippy...
Oliver James
Nah, the villain song from Felix The Cat is fucking awesome.
Ryan Gray
This one. This one always makes me give up in these threads. I was hoping I'd get here before this was posted, because nothing can top how bad this is. I almost think it shouldn't count because it's not even really a song.
Blake Phillips
It's from Freddie the Frog, a fever dream manifest.
Isaiah Roberts
I think it's from Freddie the Frog.
Josiah Hughes
Sums up the entire movie perfectly.
Mason Bailey
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING JESUS CHRIST WHO DID THIS SHIT!
Carter Morales
I bet you fucking LOVE Nightwish, don't you?
Anthony Cooper
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Are there any other villain songs so bad that the characters get bored halfway through?
Ethan Jenkins
This entire thing makes me angry
Kevin Peterson
The whole movie? But it's a christmas movie starring a lovable crippled orphan. It's scientifically formulated to be too cliche to hate.
Nolan Morales
The movie gave me tumors user, cancerous tumors.
Eli Lopez
...did they just try to rhyme 'again' and 'sin'?
Dominic Morales
That's just your heart growing three sizes. A christmas miracle!
Leo Roberts
My death must be the revival of Christ then
Brandon Lee
This song is usually an exception to everything else in the movie in being good, but since it's based in yodeling some of the foreign versions have either bad yodeling, obvious multiple tracks between the normal VA and the yodeler or both.
French version is kinda middling:
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Russian just cuts to the English yodeling:
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Swedish version just sucks except when it uses the English yodeling during the bridge:
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Danish version is kinda sad in how much the guy is trying but failing:
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And Hebrew just kind of gives up after a while:
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German & (surprisingly) Japanese are great though:
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Brandon Russell
Why is the Japanese one so Catchy?
Levi Harris
Yodeling in a Japanese accent is pretty fucking unique, and since it's done well it's really easy for it to get stuck in your head I guess. Crazy that Japan was one of the few countries did their own yodeling AND made it good; Germany makes sense at least, that's yodel country.
Levi Thomas
Weird as it may seem, the Japs are surprisingly great at yodeling in their own weird way.
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Joseph Hughes
The German one started out so angry before the Yodel.
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Easton Walker
Why is it always purple?
Why do all the female villains wear purple, or are purple?
Elijah Carter
It's the darkest definitively feminine color, pretty much. Also, it's a regal color, so it can represent how they're overly or falsely sophisticated.
Honestly, I'm not complaining. Royal Purple is my favorite color, and purple hair is a minor fetish of mine.
Leo Evans
Gentlemen, behold! I have duct taped a chicken and a man together!
Joshua Price
Bu p
Aaron Perry
That's a german you racist.
Nathan Lopez
I think Moana has some of the most shockingly bad/boring songs of any animated musical I've seen in recent memory.
I apologize for shitting all over Frozen's OST, because in retrospect it's miles better than what came later.
Thomas Ramirez
OH fuck I almost remember that movie.
Wasn't there some pink sea monster gal, too?
I remember crushing a bit on her...
Jayden Phillips
I'll just leave this here.
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James Jackson
>Little Mermaid 3
They made a third one? I just remember the sequel with her daughter.
Andrew Gonzalez
Yes, there was a cute feminine pink sea monster. I think it was the loch ness monster.
Aiden Gomez
I like that it kinda loops
Jordan Lewis
The third one's a prequel before the events of the first movie. It's about a time back when King Triton banned music because it reminded him of his dead wife who was murdered by pirates, who I guess killed her because she was singing? But then later Sebastian violates the music prohibition by building an underground speakeasy and Ariel and her sisters go there to party.
It's... okay, by Disney sequel standards. Best part is that all of Ariel's sisters are featured and they each get unique personalities and a little screentime. Also the idea of stuffy old rule-abiding Sebastian secretly breaking the law because he just fucking loves music that much is great.
Kevin Rivera
ITT; good songs some autists hate
Connor Green
You can't possibly think
are good songs.
Grayson Edwards
>blonde on the right
muh dick
Bentley Baker
Kek this is bait right?
Ryan Parker
This has to be bait
Chase Scott
That's Arista. She's the best one for a couple reasons.
Robert Mitchell
why does this thread get made every month?
Juan Nguyen
It's for the best
Xavier Hill
I mean all of them go the same way, first song is posted then someone says a popular song is bad and then reaction images etc.
Chase Gutierrez
Diamonds don't feel intimidating at all. I only slightly got interested when the assertive one talked about trashing their emotions and kind of counter-attack but it was seemingly dropped immediately.
Do these things just sit around all day crying about their problems or are they actually going to do something villainous.
Michael Nelson
Every godamn time I try to watch it, that "NOOOO!" at the beginning and end catch me off-guard and I choke laughing.
Luke Gonzalez
This song was so bizarre. I feel like they had something great in the sound design which brought the alien, dissonant Diamond theme to a more musical level while still keeping the intimidating abruptness of it. Contrasting it with a melancholy dirge seemed like a great idea, but the result seemed somewhat half-baked. Lyrically it needed subtlety that just wasn't there and musically it needed, I don't know, more emotion?
Oliver Peterson
This.... is a song?