/trek/ General - Janeway's Jugs edition

I wanna be smothered by her plump, lush breats. Warm and sweaty...

u would. all of them.

he did something wrong.

Tea, Twinings, warm.

>It's a western episode.

*sigh*

what a great thread

>It's a 'miles gets incarcerated for 5 seconds but feels like it was 20 years' episode

>It's a Miles has his sleeves rolled up but never getsh his hands dirty-episode.

Well Keiko doesn't want him to come home and dirty up their apartment with anti-matter. He has to clean it all off when he get's covered in fuel.

what exactly would he get his hands dirty with?

space lube

antimatter

I had a dream about Riker's belly. I need to spend less time in these threads...

>tfw no Caretaker gf to fuck into submission

>tfw you fall asleep for a few years and go from kirk to riker to tony soprano

for your folder

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so what if their jewish? its not a crime

Don't engage him

Soft, milky white, juscy nnnnnggghhhh

What happened to the spots fetish guy? I hope he got his tattoo

in some places, it can be

His diaper needs changing, /trek/. Chop, chop!

Don't tell me what to do bitch.

no place on earth where being jewish is a crime , you troll

Pretty sure if you say you're a Jew in Palestine, you'll be "arrested"

no, you don't and this is off topic. keep it trek

Was Nazi Germany in space or something?

Ha, Wheaton is Sephardi, the Garbage Jew.

there was a nazi planet in star trek the original series

Due to time fuckery, the Nazis were actually aliens from outer space.
So, yeah, technically

that was in the past. we were talking about the present. dont talk if you dont pay attention. thank you

I was talking about the potential criminality of Judaism, not a particular past or present, NIGGER

this is u

>the Nazis were actually aliens
led by a Federation historian who wanted to mold that society with the efficiency of the Nazis without the whole...you know

This is you

The moment that changed /trek/ forever...

No, I mean Earth Nazis

>reeeeee we like gay kisses only between women!

that uniform isnt accurate. fire costume departement.

Which Trek character died a virgin?

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He married his holo-waifu once the Doctor gave holograms rights.

>implying he wasn't nailing Ziyal on a regular basis
Why do you think Dukat was so pissed when he saw them together?

>fucking a hologram counts

It does once the Doctor gave them all rights.
He made anime REAL

Show me your warface, /trek/ !

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Just started DS9
Its pretty good

hi, /trek/. Mind if i join you?

Garak tortured his father.

it is. second only to TNG

it gets much better
first season, as per usual for Trek, is kinda off here and there

Is Sisko ever not angry?

im watching voyager now. its pretty decent.

[TOS, TNG, DS9] >>>>>>>>>>[VOY, ENT, STD]

Fully functional

Incorrect post, user. TNG>TOS. you may thank me now.

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FUCKING DIRTY CARDIES!!!!

Is TOS really worth watching?

Could Data ever be in a reunion movie like Generations now that he is old?

i didn't judge within the sets of series, just wanted to point out the filter between the two sets

TOS IS FUN IRONICALLY. data age in the series becus he chooses to.

Savage but not untrue.

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>Is TOS really worth watching?

It has some great episodes that still stand up today but at least 50% of it is shit. If you enjoy so bad it's good silly 60s stuff then you'll have a great time.

she was rolemodel

>even Patrick Stewart is gay for Riker

>Is TOS really worth watching?
the first 2 seasons really are. They're campy, sure, but I find it very charming. The bromance between Kirk, Spock and Bones is god-tier, no other Trek series managed to replicate that (if they bothered to, that is). Some realyl good stories there too. Season 3 has like max 5 good episodes and the rest is either really bad or so boring you'll just want to skip them. I'd suggest it tho.

>Is TOS really worth watching?
It is. Some of the episodes are quite weird, some are cringy, but tere are also numerous good ones.
Aloso it's just 3 seasons, watching it is not a lifetime commitment

Everyone knows that Troi had superior Betazoid milk.

i prefer ginger milk

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giv DISCO milkies

he never got laid.

she's giggling as i stroke her shivering, pale breasts

Bi-annual reminder that DS9 is the best Trek show

douchebag

nope, tng is superior.

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I sometimes feel really bad Tuvok and the Doctor were stuck in Voyager of all shows. They were completely wasted there.

Discovery is actually not that bad. got some hot girls too

Super weird

longer DS9 arcs > average TNG > average DS9

? its an actors dream to be on a big show like star trek

VOY was garbage 95% of the time

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A recurring role could be a blessing and a curse

GIV

I really love TNG but the lack of continuity, especially for consequence, kind of just allows whatever sort of meaning or weight the actions the characters have fall through

It also helps that DS9 bothered to not only flesh out side characters but made them useful without having them reach over their abilities, especially with Quark

Where's in TNG you have really interesting characters like Data and Picard and Worf... and... Geordi

I can confidently say that every character that had more than 5 episodes on DS9 was an absolute treat to see. Everyone had such a wonderful stage presence too

I will say that I like TNG worf better, though. Here he kinda just feels out of place, like Berman had bitch fit and demanded that they have a klingon season to save ratings, and so naturally they have to put worf in there

So are you Scandinavian or why do you call yourself "Nordic Wonder", and why do you feel the need to use a trip?

I think that Worf's progression on DS9 saves the character from being the most boring person in the history of Trek. Then again I think klingons are faggy and gay.

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Used to be called Aryan Wonder but switched to Nordic and it stuck.

If I'm going to use the name might as well let people know it's the same person.

How much do you think her mother drank when she was pregnant?

I feel like that entirely from him being an alien side character carried over from TNG. Say what you like, but TNG designed most of it's characters and episodes around the idea that they'd be showing up to 24 episodes over 7 seasons. Unless they're in every episode, they can't be too terribly interesting.

geordi is still worse, at least Worf had wants and desires, and likes and dislikes besides fungilli

i support you

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Fuck off.

i want this jumper. also jake sucked balls