Why aren't people talking about the biggest thing to hit cinemas in decades

why aren't people talking about the biggest thing to hit cinemas in decades

Is this the latest ebin Sup Forums meme?

>american couisine

Crab legs flavored popcorn when?

A new, more innovative technology has been already implemented and there is nothing you can do about it.

>oh say can you see
>by the dawn's early light

that wont happen but my theater makes "chicken treat" popcorn tubs where at the bottom of the bucket lies about 3 or 4 breaded chicken fingers

I heard recently that a lot of people like to dump their milk duds into their popcorn
what do we do with these people? what is the quickest way to send them to death camps?

>puts raw fish on your popcorn
>"that 300 bucks, baka gaijin"

t-thanks jiro

I wonder what salty popcorn tastes like. You can only get the sweet kind here.

>amerifats

sometime after cheeto dusted crab legs

id unironically would like those in my theatre.

I doubt it has more calories than regular sugar-popcorn.

i like it better but its rare as fuck.

They wouldn't make that great cracking crab leg sound that enhances most films

Why not just serve cheetos?

Is this a meme? I thought salty popcorn was a normal thing for cinemas

>You can only get the sweet kind here.
it doesn't make any sense though, the more salt there is the more you need to drink and to buy water/coke/anything

>wasting finite natural resources by covering them in cheese dust

I think that's mostly an american thing.

america was a mistake
t. columbus